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Nadja Bender for Twin Magazine of the Day

Nadja Bender is some Danish model, I think, I mean I don’t fucking know, I just googled her and got bored… She’s already modelled nude, which is probably why she’s in this magazine modelling nude to being with…not that modelling nude is really that impressive, everyone is doing it…but just because everyone is doing it, doesn’t change the fact that I’d like to go on a bender eating her pussy like it was a drug…stuffing my face with it til she squirted so hard there was nothing left, still unwilling to stop…swollen dehydrated tongue…sore throat …just self destructing on her pussy…until no longer healthy, even though I don’t think any model pussy is healthy, they’ve done some shit with photographers to get to this point, but I still want eating her pussy to be considered a problem I needed to go to rehab for…because she’s just that good…

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Masturbating Man on a Scooter and Other Videos of the Day

Rugby Brawl Icicle Crashes on Head in an Interview… Cashier Win…

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Emily Didonato for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

I can’t respect anything or anyone desperate or thirsty enough to date Jake Gyllenhaal…because I’ve had an altercation with him, and witnessed his faggot behavior, which is probably not from sucking dick, but probably from being a spoiled entitled cunt, but I do know one thing, and that thing is that you’d have to be a serious gold digging, opportunist, groupie whore to put up with him…he’s the fucking worst… Meaning that all I smell in this video that is for Christmas by The Love Magazine for their advent calendar…that is zero level of Christmas…could be amazing…but is tainted by Brokeback Mountain..

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Emily Didonato for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

Natasha Galinka is Amazing in a Photoshoot of the Day

So far the highlight of Miami is all the models…and it turns out that I like models…especially when they are drunk, trying to look good and be exclusive…looking for their future billionaire husbands…and it is more fun to seduce them…than other girls… I’ve met at least 3 models, 2 were Russian models….who I guess were more bootleg than actual Russian models, because they were talking to me, and hoping I could probably make all their hopes and dreams come true, if their dreams are revisiting communist hell….because that’s how I’m living… It turns out that Russian women are the most fucking beautiful around…and NATASHA GALINKA may not be one of those girls I seduced with my charm, because she’s not bootleg, but she iss amazing…and I’m into these colorful pics by Natalia Holiday …that make my previous assumption that Russians untrue….

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Naomi Campbell is Still Hot of the Day

Someone once told me that Black Don’t Crack… I don’t know if that was a racist statement, or one based on the strong genetics of the black people, who never age… But I do know that Naomi Campbell is still looking amazing, and she must be in her late 50s…which is impressive, but necessary in her seducing billionaire Russian husbands to sugar daddy her, because even rich girls need sugar daddies, it’s all part of the model psychology… That’s all I have to say about that..

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Naomi Campbell is Still Hot of the Day

Anna Faris Does a Bikini of the Day

Now that Chris Pratt is the biggest thing in Hollywood thanks to a few Key Blockbusters, after a bunch of really fucking shitty movies, it is only fair to stare at bikini pics of his wife’s body that he single handedly destroyed with his sperm and her pregnancy…because that’s what having babies does to a girl…who is probably best known for being in Bunny House…and who is even when wrecked by babies…pretty fucking decent to stare at in a bikini.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anna Ewers for Alexander Wang of the Day

Well this is the hottest jeans campaign I’ve ever seen… Her name is Anna Ewers and I am in love…even though she rhymes with sewers…sewers I would swim through and eat whatever I found floating like some kind of pervert Ninja Turtle, without the Athleticism, so more like a homeless person, just to convince her to move her hand…

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Anna Ewers for Alexander Wang of the Day

Anna Ewers for Alexander Wang of the Day

Well this is the hottest jeans campaign I’ve ever seen… Her name is Anna Ewers and I am in love…even though she rhymes with sewers…sewers I would swim through and eat whatever I found floating like some kind of pervert Ninja Turtle, without the Athleticism, so more like a homeless person, just to convince her to move her hand…

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Anna Ewers for Alexander Wang of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros in Horrible Bikini Pics of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Victoria’s Secret model, one of those Brazilian, might be a tranny, because that’s what the casting director at Victoria’s Secret was into in the late 90s…you can never really tell with trannies these days, at least 5 trannies have right swiped me on tinder, I am not into dabbling with that…but a lot of dudes are, 6 out of 10 of the top selling porns are tranny porns and there has to be a reason for that, a reason I don’t understand, because I would take a titless girl with a vagina over a big titty dude with a dick but maybe I am the weird one…statistically…I am.. All this to say, these are the worst catalog lingerie pics I’ve ever seen…ever…

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Stella Maxwell Racy for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Today is the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. I don’t think it is airing on TV live, that would actually make them interesting, you know because we’d know there would be potential for nipple and vagina slips, instead of the edited smut they put together to sell product and get Victoria’s Secret in the mind of the nation thanks to national broadcasting… I don’t really like celebrating evil corporations – and their total misuse of immigrant models who are willing to do anything for the opportunity, but that they just use the same catalog way time after time… But I do like whatever they are doing with Stella Maxwell, their new hipster model star, for their new division, that seems to be a little more competitive…finally getting with the fucking times of topless panty shoots…that girls are doing on Instagram for no reason already…and it’s good… If that’s not enough Victoria’s Secret fashion show coverage for now….they haven’t released the pics…Here’s Candice Swanepoel in Jeans… #459774452 / gettyimages.com TO see all the models in jeans at the store opening to celebrate the Infomerical happening tonight – CLICK HERE

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Stella Maxwell Racy for Victoria’s Secret of the Day