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Candice and Behati do Victoria’s Secret Photoshoots of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo are on the beach, because they are doing the VS Fashion show and it is prime time to get the girls in the paparazzi they pay, wearing bikinis, when they are at their fittest because they’ve been on a program to get as fit as possible pre-VS show…as no one, especially VS likes fat girls posing in their bikinis, despite the fact that 98 percent of their clients are fat girls wearing bikinis to be as sexy as the skinny girls they hire to pose in said bikinis…and I guess bikinis is good enough for me to post, even knowing one of the bikinis smells of Adam Levine’s seed.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Candice and Behati do Victoria’s Secret Photoshoots of the Day

Jennifer Aniston for Harper’s Bazaar December of the Day

I guess when you get old and your sex appeal dies with your fertility – you try to do creative things when it comes to photoshoots to distract people from the botox her millions of dollars buys herself… Now I’m not a Jennifer Aniston hater, I just think she’s old, had a TV hit and should leave some room for the younger and fresher girls. You know, do like she did in her marriage to Brad Pitt and take the sidelines for hotter pussy. It just makes sense…unlike her posing with balls…which is kinda like the idea of her having sex appeal..

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Jennifer Aniston for Harper’s Bazaar December of the Day

Doutzen Kroes for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Doutzen Kroes has black babies, I wonder what the racists think of that, because you know the only people jerking off to Victoria’s Secret Catalogs are white trash hicks, who still get catalogs in their trailer parks, because them computer things are confusing… That said, she’s boring, these pics are boring, models are boring and overpriced mall underwear made in sweatshops for middle of the road people is boring. But they have an infomercial coming out, and I guess putting Doutzen, their Dutch star in mainstream advertorial, to seem like people care about these models, and they do, when they shouldn’t…is all part of the hustle.. TO SEE HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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Doutzen Kroes for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Katy Perry Ass in Leggings of the Day

Katy Perry has a pretty dumpy ass…a dumpy ass that is totally overrated – over celebrated – but a dumpy ass just the fucking same….and here she is doing fitness with an entourage in thick spandex you think would spanx her into place, but for some reason, she’s rocking serious kanles.. Good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Taylor Swift on the Cover of Wonderland of the Day

Taylor Swift is whoring proper. A perfectly sculpted strategy in terms of media, release dates, publicity stunts…all those boyfriends or fake boyfriends helped her become an absolute star with how her dad spun it for the press…and now she’s the biggest fucking thing in entertainment…and this is her on a magazine cover….weird…

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Taylor Swift on the Cover of Wonderland of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram Porn of the DAy

I am not all that shocked that Lindsay Lohan is posting selfies, since no one cares about her anymore, so she has to take pics of herself. I am however shocked that she is still alive and not finished off due to heroin… These are some slutty pics she posted to instagram…because instagram cares..

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Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is playing with us, at least now that she’s got naked under control….we’ve all seen her publicity stunt fappening that she fake cried about and spin to be the victim of her whoring…and now she can go out with her tits, so all of us who have seen those tits, can see them again without much recourse, It’s really not a big deal, since we’ve already seem them in a person, which is far better better, posed light…. All this to say, she looks better in selfie nudes…and boring everywhere else…but I’ll look at tit slips for old times….because I like tits, even if I find her the fucking worst…

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Eva Longoria’s in a Bikini of the Day

People in Ireland fucking love Eva Longoria. She is like their god. I can’t figure it out, because I think she’s the fucking worst, but then again I can’t specifically pinpoint why she’s the worst, it’s just something I know… That said, I guess her TV show was a hit there, or they feel Mexicans should be celebrated as middle aged goddesses, as they are far better than the pasty, white, chalky, girls of their own…while Americans want Mexicans gardening….so she’s a little exotic for the otherwise grey land of potatoes…. Well, praised in the international market or not, I feel like she’s obsolete, or should be obselete here, that even when pulling off her top on the beach like she doesn’t know the rules, unless of course she is working the paparazzi for press, as I assume she is….she annoys me….but maybe I just have a good judge of what’s the fucking worst..and feel that she is. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Beyonce makes Tumblr Porn of the Day

I don’t know if I really need to see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce’s vagina, but I do know that Beyonce wants you see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce, who don’t really realize she’s too big, old, fat and a fucking mom to be dressed like this, yet for some reason, a reason I call her trying to be as hot and controversial as Rihanna, I don’t really mind it…I guess I’ll look at any girl’s vagina definition, pretty much always…I’m predictable like that.

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Anastasia Ashley Sweater Porn for Esquire of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is the fucking worst…but I love her. She’s also a surfer, who is definitely not surfing the big wave I want her to be surfing, the one above my dick that happens every time I move or slap my fat as fuck belly, after being bloated from drinking and diabetes, because I am disgusting… I guess when she’s not surfing, she is in Esquire modelling sweaters, not quite as erotic, on all fours, topless, or while shoving said sweaters inside her to keep her empty womb full and warm….but I guess that would be a different kind of Sweater fetish shoot, it would be actual sweater porn, and that wouldn’t be too next level for a corporate and sterile men’s fashion and lifestyle magazine… But I guess her pantsless in sweaters is still a hot enough concept, even though it could be a hot as fuck concept…next time they need to step it up….

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Anastasia Ashley Sweater Porn for Esquire of the Day