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Gisele and Her Surfboard of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gisele is the new face of Chanel. She probably got paid a million or more for this and I find the whole thing funny because they gave her a surf scene – like this bitch surfs anything by Tom Brady’s homo asshole like the tranny pro she quite possibly be – based on being from brazil…and I find the whole thing totally exploitative to surfers everywhere She looks like she’s doing her best ANASTASIA ASHLEY IMPRESSION , and she’s not even doing a very good job of it. Bullshit. That’s all I have to say about that…

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Maria Menounos Tramp Stamp Booty on Extra of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maria Menounos made an appearance on Extra, now I am not well versed in the nightly gossip shows, because I find ghetto, irrelevant and annoying, you see despite my body shape and size, I am not a welfare, foodstamp, walmart shopping, trailer park dwelling, toothless, middle American wife in a housecoat – obsessed with Hollywood, even though I don’t’ understand or see any movies or shows with substance, because I’m inbred and half retorted…. But from what I remember – Maria Menounos was on one of these shows, before making a bold move to quit the show, in efforts to pave her own way…and by looks of this weirdo publicity stunt…it looks like she really made the right move as she crawls back for segments – because the people of Extra love her…need her and are the only ones who care… Weird.

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Kelly Osbourne in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Osbourne has mastered the bikini selfie for social media by taking her 500 pound body and making it look like it isn’t 500 pounds and I guess they call this “secret internet fatty” moves, which is really the foundation of the internet social media profile – dating profiles – something that if I met girls off the internet I would discover was fact – you know that 700 pictures and 8 apps to photoshop yourself so that your pictures look like they are out of a magazine…lie..that you sext with…but I don’t fuck with internet people because they are all fucking weird…yes I am the normal…

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Miley Cyrus Sun Tans Topless of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is awesome….she is a fashion icon and not just to robot lesbians who admire her dyke hair…but to tweens everywhere who are now going bra-less and spandex shorts and twerking everywhere they go….making me happy to not be a school teacher as with the early onslaught of puberty, coupled with parents who don’t seem to mind that their daughter are dressed like 80s hookers, not having sex or wanting sex with them is probably challenging no matter how morally grounded you are. That’s why women teachers are fucking all their 16 year olds… That said, she’s also showing ass – because why wait for sexts to get hacked when you can do it yourself….

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Iggy Azalea Freaks Out on the Paparazzi of the Day

Posted on October 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Iggy Azalea is hilarious…and so is her little sidekick groupie number 1…. She spends her life trying to get famous, sucking dick to get famous, fucking to get famous, building a lie and fake life around her being famous. Repurposing her Australian accent to be more hood to be famous, and when the paparazzi go after her and her hooker with shitty pop song that every fat white girl loves because she’s a fat white girl, she causes a scene, wishes Ebola on the motherfucker, when bitch just wanted to get Eggs…because Eggs… It amazes me that collectively we’ve made this idiot rich, and her dreams come true. She’s an ungrateful cunt, and I am not just saying that because she didn’t want to hang out with me when she was in Canada sorting out her work visa a bunch of years ago, and instead blocked me on Social media…or maybe I am…. Either way, this is funny – I like her “threat” at the end – because she’s still got pimps who will kill a fucker with a camera – the fucker with a camera she would jump up and down for a few years ago – before she had the audacity to consider it invasive.. What fucking idiot. Deport her for attacking your own kind…..

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Izabel Goulart Upside Down Fitness of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Loading #BodyByIza Starting my day literally upside down!! Fun!! Working out my core and strengthening the muscles! #BodyByIza Começando o dia literalmente de cabeça para baixo !! Fun !! Malhando core e o fortalecimento muscular!! #motivation #foco #fortalecimento #body #fit #workout #healthy #lifestyle #nonstop #justdoit View on Instagram If you’re looking for some fitness tips, just tune into bikini model Izabel Goulart’s instagram page, where you will learn absolutely nothing about fitness, or even an exercise routine that will help you get to your ideal weight – but you will learn everything about a slow motion, lean model body in skimpy clothes doing semi-erotic moves…sometimes, like this time, upside down…and as far as I’m concerned – this is porn…

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Svea by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Photographer Andrew Kuykendall is one of my homies. That’s street talk for buddy…and I am fucking street… I think he’s one of the more interesting photographers out there, and I am not just saying that because we are friends, I am saying that because he shoots beautiful girls, often times half naked, or fully naked, and his pics just look awesome.. These were published on GALORE , because I guess Andrew Kuykendall doesn’t like giving me his pics to post, forcing me to steal them, in what I guess is one of those friendships where I don’t get invited to his wedding, coincidentally, all my friendships are like that….but I just tell myself that it is because I am too good at Open Bars and sexually harassing the guests…instead of being a totally unlikeable person…unlike this SVEA model, who is totally fucking likeable…on all levels…

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Kim Kardashian’s Got Cleavage to Celebrate her New Sex Tape of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would say that the highlight of yesterday was THIS ALLEGED KIM KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE WITH A WHITE PENIS – that was rumored to be leaked by her for attention – because she likes to pretend she is an important celebrity since pretending to be an important celebrity has made other people follow her every move and treat her like an important celebrity – while making her insane money like an important celebrity…. But seeing Kim Kardashian fuck is old news, and whether it is her or not, doesn’t matter because fucking on tape like a gutter porn chicks, is really the only reason she exists…. So seeing her showing off her fatty tits – is just contributing to the lie that is Kim Kardahians, but for some reason I am compelled to post her instagram pic. Maybe I’m sucked into the horrible vortex that is the below average, yet celebrated Kardashians. To See the Rest of the Pics of her in this Dress CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her… That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her… That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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