Here is Miley Cyrus demonstrating her ability to use her big long lesbian hipster tongue to lick ass while jerking dudes off because it brings her minor excitement in her otherwise jaded life…You know now that she’s got it all…the fame and fortune – there’s little else but ass licking to make her feel like a diryt little whore and girls LOVE being dirty little whores – especially when this is their actual talent and that song and dance shit is just to help pay for hotels where she can take on that ass licking…
Here is an amazing specimen of stepGIRL. The kind of stepGIRL you bring home to your mother after tricking her into having your baby – by masturbating in the hot tub before she shows up to your hot tub party. You know…a keeper. She can be found at @M4AROSE on instagram…and she’s being shot by genius photographer @anothersidewalk_tv …. This is our shoot with Shade London ….masturbate now….
Want to know something that I don’t like…Reese Witherspoon in a pair of tights. I also don’t really like that back before she was really famous, she got knocked up on set of Cruel Intentions and instead of an abortion like a normal girl getting knocked up, she made Ryan Philippe commit and make her 12 more babies, that’s the way good southern Christians work…it reminds me that at any given time – my unprotected sex may end up a living hell. She’s the poster girl for that…but the good new is that girls aren’t dumb enough to have my kid, and more importantly, it all worked out pretty well for Philippe. Reese got really fucking famous, we’re talking A-List…and probably bankrolls his broke ass because pretty boys don’t last forever…they are easily replaced… So looking at this mom ass doesn’t excite me…it may excite you…it’s better than any ass you’ve had…and those girls weren’t even moms…they were just fat and half retarded and lonely… But this mom ass represents hope…of a better tomorrow… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I think it is safe to say that these titty pics of Joanna Krupa were not hacked in any way possible. If they are her…they were leaked intentionally to rope herself in on any press she can… Joanna Krupa has been a “Glamour Model” for the last 20 years, and before landing her Dancing with the Stars – turned – Housewives of Miami show…she was pretty much an escort…I mean…she’s got the fake tits to prove it. Fake tits I can’t imagine haven’t been shown hundreds of times before. You know because that’s 96% of the reason she would get booked on jobs. I would assume that these tits have been shown for money, sometimes for fame, sometimes to get ahead…and her scammed worked for her, that was until a few months ago when her show got cancelled and she had the bug…the fame bug…the taste in her mouth she couldn’t get out…the “this is what I’ve had sex with so many people to achieve, I can’t lose it now”… So release pics, show nipple, even though no one cares about even Jennifer Lawrence’s nipples, we are all desensitized, and hope for the best…maybe people will talk, maybe a sex tape offer will come in, anything…please god anything…is what she’s got on her mind… I assume I’ll get a Laywers letter about this…but her face isn’t in the pics and really who fucking cares… I’m just posting it to help her out, like an old friend…who knows she needs this last hurrah.. Here she is at an event cuz she’s working it hard CLICK HERE Here she is in workout clothes cuz she’s working it hard for attention CLICK HERE No one cares….:(
Here’s a picture of Rachel Bilson and her kid….who seems pretty fucking old considering that it feels like it was just a few months ago that she was finally knocked up, reminding us all that no one gives a fuck about Rachel Bilson – her pregnancy – or really anything that involves her – because when she had the opportunity to be scandalous and amazing – she moved to Canada to live in a farm with her Star Wars boyfriend/now baby daddy/ handler…When she should have been living life and flashing her cooter – she was playing housewife and milking beavers – and not the good kind you find in the magazines – and strip clubs or VIP room, but the Canadian kind. It’s a delicacy…beaver cheese, not just for crackwhores anymore… Either way, we can always hope for the divorce that sends her single momming into a spiral of reliving the glory days she missed. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Beyonce is in her underwear…but not in stolen pictures, I guess no one cares about seeing her get fucked by Jay Z, but I find that hard to believe, because it would be like a circus event worth a billion dollars of obnoxious. I guess this is more of a why bother when she’s leaking the content herself in efforts to be some kind of sex symbol or interesting…despite being old and a mom. Instead of being graceful and rich as fuck, post panty pics like a hooker trying to make it… I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but also feel like I never want to see these pictures again, maybe they are old, maybe I blocked them out, maybe they are not that great, I mean they are Beyonce, it’d be hard for them to be great – even though she is pretty convinced that everything she does is great…
#456308860 / gettyimages.com Ana Ivanovic who SportsbookReview.com listed her at -1300 favorite to win, won her match but I am more interested in her playing tennis because tennis is my fetish…I don’t care if she wins or loses…it’s the one sport where Russian babes, who were destined to be cam girls but instead became athletes, thanks to communism, grunting like they are getting fucked in skimpy clothes, all sweaty vagina in tight panty flashing and erotic. Here she is in action… #456308724 / gettyimages.com Vaginal Definition…. #456308682 / gettyimages.com Butt Shot…. #455836310 / gettyimages.com Missionary Position on the Ground #455833590 / gettyimages.com Pussy Smile…. #455766858 / gettyimages.com Open Mouthed #454205524 / gettyimages.com
Her name is Emily Browning, she’s some Australian babe, despite still having her trashy Australian accent, something most Australians try to hide, she was in the movie Suckerpunch – a movie that my pervert neighbor insisted we see because the idea of young babe ninjas was something his nerd masturbation was built on – I felt like we were going to get arrested as he squeals “oh yeah baby bend- oh yeah – kick” in a theater filled with 13 year old girls…we didn’t. I don’t know if this clip is part of a movie she’s in…but I am going to assume that it is, you know something real, raw, authentic, maybe even a horror movie and until the lawyers reach out, not that I am crazy enough to host anything these days, we can thank the internet for doing that for us, allowing us to report the legitimacy of this possible post sex marketing stunt leak – that I approve of regardless of what it is…because I like small tits, I like morning nudity, I like hotels, I like girls ordering me breakfast, I like a little bush…I like all of this… I didn’t know I could like so much. I thought I had given up. I guess this gives me hope – even though based on the movie below…it’s safe to say, her getting naked isn’t a thing…but it still happened…
These pics could be of any light skin black girl… I don’t want to sound racist or anything – like this isn’t an all black girls look the same – because obviously – if you get in line at walmart and cross reference this pic – you’ll know that’s a lie the KKK are perpetuating. No not all black people are Denzel Washington – not even Bill Cosby… I don’t know who these pics are…because she cropped her head and identifiers out of the pic – like a smart girl taking pics of loads on her tits… The rumor is that it is Nicki, but my anaconda just can’t be sure…partially because I’ve seen so many naked people in my life – in person, and it pics – they all kind of look the same… Maybe I have low testosterone. We’ll see if the lawyers send a takedown notice…we’ll know it’s her for sure…
Daisy Lowe is my Daddy Issue Tits of the day. Because her dad, Bisexual Tranny Fucker Gavin Rossdale – denied being her dad until she was 14 or 15 when he was forced to take a paternity test – probably confused how it happens since he only cums in ass, all while in a perfectly happy love affair with Gwen Stefani, that is still going on, because she’s tranny looking enough for him to not stray too far, unless she is into that thing, which she probably is, because famous ppl are fucked. That said, Daily Lowe..became a model, because that’s how a dad who skipped your childhood repays you, and in doing that she’s been topless, has great tits, and makes me want to work on renewing her faith in men..using my tongue… I’d never leave you BAE – just answer my tweets..I’m the stepDADDY who you’ll be calling Daddy…cuz you’re real daddy is in LA wearing panties…
