I think this picture of Miley Cyrus backstage that someone snuck and snapped – who was probably on her camp and who was probably advised to release…just reminds us all that titty pics are not a big deal and that titty pics are fun to look at…and that titty pics, once you see them, make future titty pics far less exciting, because you know if this was from the Hannah Montana set – the internet would have broke… So girls, don’t just rub on your titties, take a pic of them in solidarity for the celebs who are pretending to be upset about their nudes, while loving the attention….like Miley is doing… It’s like you don’t have to hack this girl, she brings it to you on a platter…and you can’t hate that or really anything else about her…I mean you can…but you shouldn’t…since she’s so generous with her nipples…
Recent FACEBOOK FRIEND Jasmine Tridevil, is ignoring my requests to do a really amazing photoshoot with her, because I guess she’s getting a lot of attention from the media, for being the girl with three tits….because I guess you can never have too many tits once you get over how disgusting it is… Apparently she paid 20,000 dollars for the tit to emulate Total Recall, in some seriously committed comicon / cosplay that may be a stripper who sees an opportunity to make that 20,000 dollars back in a night as a feature dancer around America, since everyone wants to see this…one you get over how disgusting it is and realize that you can never have too many tits in one bra… What it comes down to…is that she’s from Florida. So it’s kind of expected…
I don’t know what it is about Kate Bosworth that I think is amazing, but when she was acting and actually getting jobs, I couldn’t be bothered even noticing her, but as she gets older, I just think her hot, skinny, model looking body is hot as fuck…so I am glad these alleged nudes – that are probably just some nerd’s art project happened…not just because of her asshole shot…but because she is amazing… I do know that Emily Ratajkowski has been a nude, self promoter since she pretty much started this internet thing. She had tits, debatable as to whether they are real or not, and she has been fully nude in countless photoshoots. The world was responsive, they loved her, and that lead to money and jobs in actual fucking movies…her dreams came true.. So it is safe to say that these “alleged” nudes of her are great, but don’t matter, because you’ve all ready seen her minge…you’ve already seen lip and self shot may be a fetish because it feels more personal, but she wasn’t taking the pics for you, so I can’t imagine how that is better than any pro shots she’s had with great photogs. I also know that her movie is coming out, that she’s had three weeks to decide if this was a good publicty stunt in an era when people were starting to forget about her…enough time to really weighs the pros of cons of being looped into a nude scandal.. You know like Kim Kardashian’s who’s iCloud was hacked, yet her blackberry pics were stolen…because that always happens…right…. Inside jobs everywhere, but when there are tits – we must celebrate… Here’s Someone Named Abigail Spencer… Gabrielle Union…. The Machalka Sisters… An Olsen… Jenny McCarthy… Hope Solo… REMEMBER THESE ARE ALL ALLEGED NUDES – PROBABLY ALL FAKES – IF LAWYERS EMAIL ME – WE WILL KNOW IF THEY ARE LEGIT – REMEMBER THE CELEBRITIES ARE THE VICTIMS HERE –
Rat on the Escalator Artist Who Finger Paints With Toothpaste… iPhone 6 TV Drop I Am In Love with the Girl Who Drove Into a Hole in Russia South African Street Performers….Weird.. Log to the Head…. Old Man on a Motorcycle… Cameraman Fail… Ferrari Fail… A Fuck her Right in the Pussy
I don’t know who Lake Bell is…I just know she has a silly name that sounds familiar…she is probably someone…at least now she is because she’s released some titty pics that I am sure she will pretend were hacked out of her phone – as these people do. Since I don’t know who Lake Bell is…I don’t know if these pics are real or fake…or her or not…I just know I like the angle and color of the pic. It’s very artistic and busty..not that big tits really matter…but they are better than no tits.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is my favorite. I am sure she’s not overly classy as a person, I mean all these people are fucking horrible, but I believe in one simple thing, and that is that if you can present your British self like a lady, and keep the gutter whore out of the public eye, I may fall in love with you and your class and grace because I am so over exposed to these trashy sluts from Instagram to Porn…and a lot of them are good people…I just can’t jerk off to them or be proud about fucking them – since that is what they do… Where as a girl like Rosie…gives off this girl you want to wife and make babies with vibe, which may not be that hot or erotic, but can be when staring at all her nude modeling shoots that she does because she likes it and not because she has to for attention…I mean she just fucking dominates…I am in love. See More of How Rosie Hungtington is Amazing HERE and HERE
Behati Prinsloo recently married Adam Levine, which makes part of me hate everything she represents, because rich kid Adam Levine, from Hollywood, who just leveraged family contacts to be Adam Levine is a fucking loser, despite all his money, and his music is shit, and when a girl like Behati Prinsloo could be with any fucking billionaire because she’s a victoria’s secret model choosing Adam Levine, is a fucking fail on all fronts. He is the worst…and now she’s polluted… That said, I can stop staring at her backfat in this pic. She must be eating her feelings because immigrant or not, excited by the American Dream or not, she fucking knows her husband is a cunt…a cunt she lets in her cunt…disgusting. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Everyone knows that Germans are sexual deviants. They have the weirdest porn, the weirdest fetishes, and it all probably stems from the whole Nazi thing, but I’m no sociologist, and I don’t really care what beer drinking, tank of a woman is shitting on…whether it is a German engineer…a product of ethnic cleansing in the 1940s…or whatever…I think it adds to the fun of international sex tourism… I will say that some of the sicker things they have done – is publish pictures of Cameron Diaz, like she’s not a boxy menopausal chick who shouldn’t be cast as the love interest in movies anymorey…thanks to Judd Apatow having a crush…and like she’s a sexy vixen… I get it, she’s still got nice long legs…but so do many over 60 year old women I don’t want to see half naked pretending… I guess I believe in own your shit, love your shit…but don’t perpetuate some like like you’re J.Lo still holding onto a dream because it pays millions a year… I don’t know if these pictures are old and repurposed from another GQ, but I do know that Cameron Diaz is old, and that may be all I need to know.
Here are some nipples at a fashion show, because nipples and fashion go hand in hand, I’ve been jerking off to fashion magazines and fashion shows since the late 80s, and the fact is that I respect the fashion industry’s ability to both make see through clothing a trend…but also make million of money selling ads to luxury brands set to nipples…because nipples aren’t that big of a deal…but for some reason…it is only ok by the mainstream when in fashion….all while being ok by me… Here is the Blumarine show….whatever that is….nipples!!
