Lindsay Lohan released this Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie on her Instagram because the paparazzi don’t fight to get pics of her anymore, so she figures she’ll just self promote the shit and get the same level of feedback and attention from her audience directly… Even if that isn’t “real” celebrity, or fame, or relevance, she’s still Lindsay Lohan and she’s still worth looking at in a bikini…showing off her tits… I think people from all walks of life can embrace these for what they are…a bikini selfie and not bother worrying about anything else…whether she’s Lindsay Lohan today and not Lindsay Lohan 5 years ago, when I would probably masturbate to this…she’s still tits bent over in a bikini posted to her account for attention…and I like that behavior always… TO SEE SOME PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
Lindsay Lohan released this Lindsay Lohan Bikini Selfie on her Instagram because the paparazzi don’t fight to get pics of her anymore, so she figures she’ll just self promote the shit and get the same level of feedback and attention from her audience directly… Even if that isn’t “real” celebrity, or fame, or relevance, she’s still Lindsay Lohan and she’s still worth looking at in a bikini…showing off her tits… I think people from all walks of life can embrace these for what they are…a bikini selfie and not bother worrying about anything else…whether she’s Lindsay Lohan today and not Lindsay Lohan 5 years ago, when I would probably masturbate to this…she’s still tits bent over in a bikini posted to her account for attention…and I like that behavior always… TO SEE SOME PAPARAZZI BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
A lot of people have the wrong idea about me. Mainly feminists. They think I am the root of all evil and that I hate women, sure I make fun of vapid girls who exploit themselves, but encourage, support, offer advice, and I am friends with regular girls who aren’t these attention seekers on a quest to be a hot model, or actress or whatever it is all these idiots I write about do.. The truth is, I actually love women…real women, inspiring women, entrepreneurial and hard working women, good mothers and fucking leaders and anyone who puts a little effort into doing good and making a difference beyond stripping down for a camera for some money before fucking a rich guy for security… The women I mock on the site, are the Feminist enemy, not the guy who mocked them…so in a lot of ways, I am a feminist too, I just go about it from a way better angle… So in loving everything about women…I am all about their vaginas…Some guys like ass, some like tits, some like asshole, some like legs, some like blondes, some like Black girls…I like vagina…all vagina… So a year ago I put out THIS VAGINA SHIRT ….partially as a gag for dudes to ask girls in bars what their number was…leading to sex and love…so that I could be like Match.com and celebrate all the marriages the site is responsible for…. But it turns out, girls actually liked THIS VAGINA SHIRT because it was empowering that pictures of vaginas they don’t normally see in porn were being celebrated… It was like “you don’t need an inny to have a pussy or to sit on my face” kind of thing…you don’t need to have labia reduction to celebrate your pussy, embrace your pussy, and if you don’t want to, let me embrace it…with my mouth… My good friend, Sam Jones, liked the message of THIS VAGINA SHIRT and took to the streets of New York to ask people about vagina, all while celebrating her vagina…and I’m really happy to be part of something so fucking relevant, amazing, inspiring, all based on the one thing I like…pussy. JOIN THE VAGINA CHART – EMBRACE YOUR VAGINA – MOVEMENT Buy THIS VAGINA SHIRT Buy THIS VAGINA SHIRT
The wind VS Karolina Kurkova and the win won….or maybe we all won because we got to see a flash of her ass just as the paparazzi snapped of a pic…and maybe she won because people are talking about her again…and maybe I won because she is my Facebook friend and this is a good opportunity for me to tell her that I love her and want to have her babies, or at least try to have her babies, by cumming inside her, because cumming inside a girl is the only way to be romantic in this porno filled face fucking world… Mother nature and the weather are my friends…especially when they bring in flash rain storms on girls in white shirts…or surprise winds on girls in loose fitting dresses…. That’s why you should all recycle…. #SAVETHEPLANET. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Terry Richardson was hired by Playboy to help bring some fashion porn to their magazine… So he shot their girls Audrey Aleen, Alyssa Arce, Pamela Horton & Jaclyn Swedberg… And shit is hot. Hate Terry all you want, be mad that he has sex with girls using him to get ahead, or girls who just want to star fuck Terry Richardson, only to hate him when he doesn’t call them back after he’s done, like so many dudes who don’t call the girls they fuck back, especially when you know they are just into you for your money and connections….but his pictures are always worth looking at…even when the girls aren’t naked.. I mean, this Playboy thing is a good opportunity for Playboy to get better, for Terry to get less corporate and dirty and for me to finally have hot pics of these models to stare at… Good things are happening…
There was a time when a Lindsay Lohan Bikini picture would cause excitement. Those days are long gone. They died along with her soul…and career…so many years ago… I’ll still look, but it’s just a sad shell of what she was…even if she still has tits…. Sure I’m always going to hold a place in my internet celebrity blogger heart for this disaster…she’s the only one I’ve met, liked, and would have had unprotected sex with during a herpes outbreak, but that’s not saying much because she’s the only one I’ve met…but it’s saying something…and that something is that these bathing suit pics are a fail… She’s still Lohan, I don’t see what she doesn’t mind fuck us all with some porn scandal or anything…fucking boring…
The other day I targeted Jessica Alba in what would be considered whore Shaming, if I was accusing her or dissing her for being a slut, when clearly she’s the opposite of a slut, and more of the kind of girl who traps her boyfriend who is trying to escape her with pregnancy…twice. I was more talking about how she’s managed to use her body, to get movie roles, that she’s never naked in, to establish fame, that she’s leveraged into a lifestyle brand for babies, that she probably makes a ton of money on and does minimal work on, because that’s who these people are coddled, some other dude is just leveraging her to be the on staff spokesperson and face to make him billions, not to mention she’s mexican, and Mexican’s don’t work…which is some way is prostitution… But that was before I stared at her mom ass in a bikini for the last hour. It’s pretty fucking good…even if I knew babies weren’t shat out of it for personal gain…I’m talking husbands and dollars….kind of like these pics of her hugging her man, because they are so in love, and they are the ideal husband and wife, when they probably don’t even share the same bedroom in the house, because this shit is a fucking business…. I mean cuddling on the beach, so in love, suck my dick…this is some fake ass hired paparazzi shit to sell organic diapers, or whatever her bullshit is…. But that ass…is pretty fucking good… I’m so torn between loving and hating this, I think I’ll just settle with indifference and not giving a fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
When it comes to models who can prove just how little talent it takes to play Megan Fox in a movie after Megan Fox got fired from said movie, never to make a comeback, forcing her to make babies and settle down with her has been captor who I like to think ruined her Career… Rosie Huntington-Whitely is my favorite…. I mean she also dates bald guys, if they are rich and in shape and famous. She also poses nude all the fucking time and apparently, she’s a perfect level of cunty and snobby that would maybe make you hate her, but that I find hot because she knows she’s the shit and I think she is the shit, so when girls who are the shit think they are the shit….it is the opposite of girls who think they are the shit and aren’t the shit…refusing to have sex with you… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t know who shot these pics of Karolina Kurkova topless and changing on the beach in Ibiza for a photoshoot she’s doing, because models change on set of photoshoots, and I guess creepers snap off pics, using what I can only assume is a Nokia phone from the mid-2000s with state of the art camera phone built into it…or maybe this shit was shot with a fucking Palm Pilot…I just know they are shit fucking quality…but they still show some tit…or I guess full tit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Karolina Kurkova, was a Victoria’s Secret model at one point in time, I think she may have been fired for being too fat or bulky, because I remember seeing her struggle to get into one of their outfits during one of their shows….but I guess she starved herself into working model condition… She’s been around for a long time, but is only 30, which I can’t believe I just said, since 30 is old, but I thought she was 40, either way it is time a girl should throw in the towel, which I guess is what happened here, that’s why you can see her tits…if she hadn’t thrown in the towel…all we’d be seeing in these pics is towel…there is no fun in that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE I just went through archives, seems like this is the first time her tits have been out, rare for a model…so I guess it was time this happened… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
