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Random Hot Instagram Ass Workout of the Day

It turns out that not all instagram workout videos are created equal. This one is what I like to call fitness porn…because there is nothing practical in watching this…other than the boner or sex thought it may give you…but as far as I’m conceded those aren’t so practical…especially not when you work at a daycare. Not that I work at a daycare, but that would be the worst place to experience this video, it could get you arrested… I don’t know who the “model” is, but I assure you, she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing here…she just knows the instagram grey area…Don’t show spread asshole, that’s porn, but do fitness in a thong and it is just encouraging healthy living..intense…

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Random Hot Instagram Ass Workout of the Day

Random Hot Instagram Ass Workout of the Day

It turns out that not all instagram workout videos are created equal. This one is what I like to call fitness porn…because there is nothing practical in watching this…other than the boner or sex thought it may give you…but as far as I’m conceded those aren’t so practical…especially not when you work at a daycare. Not that I work at a daycare, but that would be the worst place to experience this video, it could get you arrested… I don’t know who the “model” is, but I assure you, she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing here…she just knows the instagram grey area…Don’t show spread asshole, that’s porn, but do fitness in a thong and it is just encouraging healthy living..intense…

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Jessica Simpson in Car Erotica of the Day

Jessica Simpson was trying to avoid the paparazzi the other day, so she decided to take advantage of the erotic pose of her in dress with her tits busting out, and pose for her husband and baby daddy, we like to call “Lottery Winner”… I guess a slimmed down Jessica Simpson is still hot enough to look at when busting out of her dress, if you can see past the fact that her dumb as shit brain you all laughed at is worth over a billion dollars thanks to middle of the road fashions at K-Mart…making her smarter than any of you…which is something that people have killed themselves for less depressing and disappointing facts…. In fascinating “Simpson” news…Ashlee Simpson has no ass …which is convenient because it mateches her career. Life in the shadow of her half retard sister..To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Jessica Simpson in Car Erotica of the Day

Aubrey O’Day Bikini Vacation Pics of the Day

Her name is Aubrey O’Day, you barely know who the fuck she is, but you remember hearing her name because she had sex with Diddy when she was on his TV show…which spiralled into a life of getting fatter and fatter for her black audience, who likes a white bitch juicy as fuck, but more importantly, because she was eating her sads… That said, she’s got fit, still has a big booty, fucks a white guy who saw opportunity and didn’t care that her pussy was tainted, which is really unlike most white guys I know…you see I don’t care what a girl sticks in herself…from produce, to household objects, to men and women of different ethnicities…but for some reason…every white guy I know does…at least if it’s a black guy…it upsets them… It looks like she may have got a free cruise and did her own little catalog for them on her instagram…all bikini, all the time, and I think she looks pretty awesome for what I assume is a horrible person.

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Aubrey O’Day Bikini Vacation Pics of the Day

Jada Pinkett-Smith In a Bikini of the Day

Jada Pinkett-Smith wore a bikini…I guess the beard was given the week off from bearding her homosexual husband, who isn’t homosexual, because in scientology homosexuals don’t exist, that’s why all the homosexuals who sign up the shit sign up to the shit….it allows them to believe their bullshit lie…even when getting hand jobs by male masseuses as their autistic kid who is not austic according to Scientology die in the Bahamas shower…John Travolta… There have been stories of Jada and Will having an open relationship, which is how a publicist spins “he’s gay”…. So she bangs other dudes, as he bangs other dudes…and here she is in a bikini….I mean I don’t care about Jada Pinkett even in a bikini..she’s old as fuck and a mom of a bunch…and not that interesting to look at…but I guess bikinis is what I do…and in doing that, I take the good and that bad, like yesterday in the park, I stared at whatever was half naked in front of me, and some of those half nakeds should have been in snow suits…while Jada…is like whatever. TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Jada Pinkett-Smith In a Bikini of the Day

Naked Man Screaming Allah Akbar and Other Videos of the Day

Mom of the Day… This mom wants a joint…. The Fan who Fell off the Grandstand was found guilty of reckless endangerment… San Antonio Fan Eating Shit Cops Slap an Old Lady in the Face Crazy Footage of a Cab Accelerating…

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Naked Man Screaming Allah Akbar and Other Videos of the Day

50 Year Old Yasmin Le Bon for Speedo of the Day

You probably don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is, because I don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is and I’ve been at this bullshit for a decade. Sure I have a shitty memory, I have facial recognition blindness, all these bitches look and act the same and kind of blend into each other….not to mention my mind is polluted by all the fame whores who occupy most of the internet’s time… Well it turns out she’s a 50 year old model…so she’s too old to have ever been an internet sensation, since the internet only went mainstream when she was in her late 30s, already a dated body… But Speedo booked her for their old lady swimsuit collection, that I guess is SPANX like and here are the pics, even though I hate old ladies and bikini campaigns…and one piece bathings suits…meaning this shit has little going for it.

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50 Year Old Yasmin Le Bon for Speedo of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is in a Surf Contest Right Now of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is more than just a surf booty on instagram, she actually competes…and that’s what I am watching right now….because girls who can surf always impress me but more importantly, look good when they are in a half squat and skimpy bikini bottom…doing things I can’t do…. The waves are shit, but I figure the best way to root for like her number 1 cheerleader I am…in her in her heat – is to stare at some pics of her from her instagram…featuring Ass…

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Anastasia Ashley is in a Surf Contest Right Now of the Day

Sahara Ray Behind the Scenes Nipple of the Day

Her name is Sahara Ray, she may or may not be my friend’s girlfriend. I may or may not have emailed her at least 20 times asking her to be my girlfriend or at least to pose nude in my basement shower stall one a specific day my wife is at her doctor’s appointment for her diabetes…an appointment that she needs to continue getting the disability checks I steal to get drunk…not that it matters.. What matters is that she’s ignored me, despite me trying to masturbate at least once to her in HER NUDE SHOOT FOR LUI …which in some cultures is the equivalent of buying a bitch flowers… I don’t know what these behind the scenes with nipple pics are for, but I think they may or may not be par of my friend Viv’s first print issue of her LIVEFAST MAGAZINE that she raised 77,000 dollars on Kickstarter to do…because that’s how I found the pics posted on sticksandstoneagency and may or may not be by Jannekestorm … Either way, Nipples.

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Sahara Ray Behind the Scenes Nipple of the Day

Alysha Nett Tits for C-Heads of the Day

Alysha Nett is a friend of the site at least according to me because we’ve interacted over email at least once….and by interact I mean I emailed her to do a #stepGIRLS shoot and she ignored me… Now here she is being shot by Tamara Lichtenstein for the geniuses at C-Heads ….and she’s showing her nipple… She’s shown her NIPPLES BEFORE …it’s all part of her instagram model hustle…because in case you didn’t know, she’s massive on instagram, and she’s also posed hot on State Bicylces so I guess these pics are why she’s too busy to shoot for me…. Breaks my cold dead heart, where is the justice…oh, it’s right here in these topless pics!

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Alysha Nett Tits for C-Heads of the Day