Her name is Cristi, the photographer who captured her in all her amazing is named Sander Dekker …and all I see is hipster fashionista bush, which is a fetish of mine, thanks to Snooki and Kim Kardashian ruining the bald pussy to me…a stance I firmly stand by every time girls and guys tell me I am disgusting for liking bush, despite all the amazing things bush has to offer, like personality, taste, flavor and style…but instead all you ignorant fucks decide to protest the bush and assume it’s disgusting, while flappy bald, cold, labia with razor burn or laser so it will never have bush again…is supposed to be erotic…you area all crazy…but not Cristi…Cristi is the fucking future…and I’m glad she’s part of the bush movement more and more hot girls are getting into….and that I like to think I am the spokesperson for….panty pillow for life..
ELSA HOSK is a nude model who has managed to white wash her nude modelling by pretending it is for fashion…only to lockdown a contract with Victoria’s Secret, making all her model dreams come true…knowing for the next few years, she’s making 750k a year…and that’s more than she’d make back in Sweden working at the massage parlour, or whatever it is she was doing before modelling…which was apparently nothing, because her creeper dad submitter her pics to a modelling agency when she was 13 and put her to work…creepy…but not as creepy as the fact that Romania has their own GQ….making me assume these pics are old and found in some basement of some google image search, because that’s just the quality I’d expect from Romania…
The stepGIRLS are having Pizza Party with artist Deldeso who used one of our pictures from our HUF WORLDWIDE SHOOT to have his original and amazing “Digital Death, Pizza & GRIME!!! GrimeTime all the time!!! #deladesopizzaparty” …and shit is making me hungry… Follow him on Instagram where he has daily pizza parties on pics of babes…because Pizza is very in right now, it is so good it excites. Even my wife can masturbate to it, but then again, she’s addicted to eating pizza…or really anything for that matter…she’s fat and food is the only thing that hugs her sadness, but you get what I am saying…and that is that this pizza party is so fucking good, I’ll have another slice….
The photographer’s name is Stephen Tilly …the model’s name is Birdie…I think they are from New Zealand, but I can’t be too sure because digging into this would require work and the whole reason I have this site is so that I don’t have to work.. But what I can be sure of is that she is a young model, who I would hate to offend by calling a hipster, because hipsters are bad, and she’s so good, but to and old fuck like me, anyone who wears American Apparel is a fucking hipster, and that’s pretty much everyone…it’s like the mainstream are all bunch of weirdo freaks trying to be different, yet in turn all being the same and trying to fit in…not that it matters.. What matters is that she’s showing her tits…because tits aren’t porn at least that’s what I keep telling everyone to get them to show me their tits… Either way, here are the awesome pics…
Hilaria Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s younger wife and baby momma, who I think he knocked up at a Yoga retreat because he’s Alec Baldwin and she’s a yoga instructor teaching Alex Baldwin, those poses coupled with his testosterone therapy just weren’t a good mix. But in her quest to spiritually gold dig, she’s produced some interesting content around herself, it’s high concept and even artistic, involving her in yoga poses all over the place, like the yoga photobomb and whatever the fuck this is…it is impressive and I understand why motherfucker came in her, more importantly, I understand how she got pregnant, so in turn with her body that she can help coax the sperm to the egg through various stretches and holds…
I don’t watch sports, but apparently there’s some Soccer event happening that the whole world is watching, except maybe the USA, because the USA knows that soccer is some homo shit, and that’s just the fan’s with their faux hawks and Adidas track suits… I did hear that USA played a game yesterday, because I spend my days on this thing called the internet, and what better way to showcase your support or patriotism, than to have a USA themed photoshoot….while eating Spaghetti…because I guess on a higher level, maybe Luci Ford, our new favorite model, is predicting the USA VS Italy game I don’t even know is happening, because I don’t pay attention to this shit… Or maybe, she’s just in a USA one piece randomly, and she’s eating Spaghetti…because she’s hungry, you know carb loading for the day to give her enough energy to keep on being a delicate flower sent from heaven to tickle my soul with joy and happiness and feelings I’ve never known… Either way, she’s hot as fuck and these pics are good.
6 Months ago…I went to the AVN expo and Award show , for what was probably my 5th or 6th time, not because I get paid to be there, my flight and hotel are not subsidized, I don’t even like or watch porn, but porn seems to be the only industry that really accepts me and appreciates me…and gets what I do , and in turn I like and appreciate porn back…. Not to mention, the experience is hardly that sleazy, if anything it’s just laid back and funny as fuck. The Porn girls happen to be some of the most fun, playful, even intelligent girls I know, and I’ve met most of my porno friends at the expo… The real interesting thing is the fans, weird people, normal people, handicapped people, curious people, sometimes even celebrity people, who role through just to see what is going on…and what it is all about…because despite porn being some of the trashiest filth produced on earth, it is a huge industry, people are addicted to it, people watching hours of it every day and it crosses all borders, boundaries,nations and ethnicities, it unites people who like to jerk off to video of people fucking or doing other weird shit….and that to me is interesting enough to attend.. I brought one of my good friends who happens to own a camera with…and this is the video he put together of the footage…and it made me laugh, reminded me of some ridiculous we saw, ridiculous we experienced, and friends we saw and friends we made we made… So to the crew at AVN, maybe we’ll be seeing you at NEXT YEARS SHOW …if not we’ll remember this year’s show thanks to stepTV … If you watch the video you’ll see all kinds of familiar faces, from Ron Jeremy to Vince Neil, Dave Navarro, Evan Stone, Machine Gun Kelly, to homies from MYFREECAMs every fucking porn girl int he industry and some dude who dances like Michael jackson… IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, FIND OUT ABOUT NEXT YEAR’S EVENT CLICK HERE
In horrible Kim Kardashian news, which I guess is anything Kim Kardashian, since Kim Kardashian is the fucking devil….she posted her photoshopped body in a bikini, allowing you to gaze into the horrible depths of fiery hell that created Kim Kardashian…thanks to a good marketing push to get people to watch her have bad sex that Seacrest Leveraged into the evil this family has become…I guess it’s also the general area that shat out Kanye’s baby…and that has had more black cock in it that a chicken restaurant in the projects…and if that’s your thing, here it is…I just feel compelled to post it because this is what I do…
I am going to assume that these are the Marloes Horst pics for GALORE ….because I know she’s in Galore along with every other relevant model and actress of the year…cuz these GALORE don’t fuck around…and just bring it…but I wish Marloes Horst fucked around, ideally with my genitals, using her genitals, or really any of her body part…hell she could just send me her outfits from her shoots, I don’t care…as long as it came in contact with her…and her amazingness, I’ll be able to put it to good use…
Going into the weekend, is always a good time to get philosophical…where we should reflect on the week gone by, and the week that is to come, and the weekend where your suburban ass is going to get fucking wasted that’s in between… So what better time to ask yourself, if Lady Gaga wears a see through bra in public, does she make a sound? Do people notice…do they care…I know she hopes they do, that’s why she does it…but I feel like they don’t…and that this nipple flash is fleeting…because the nipple belongs to uselessness that has done too much flash in the pan that no one even cares…
