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Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Posted on May 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan flashed her panties, which isn’t really a scandal or worth talking about, but more of a science experiment, in trying to understand why said panties didn’t dissolve from the acidity of her dirty fucking box she’s got them rubbing up against… You know, the real thing that makes me laugh in this pic is her face she’s fucking destroyed, like it was her career, or even like it was her soul… She’s damaged goods, has a shitty attitude, shits on people willing to help her, is just fucking bratty crazy bitch, and her constant failure, is deserved… There comes an age where you can take ownership on your life, and Lohan chose Botox instead of getting focused and putting in work… The sick thing in all this is that I’d still wear these panties like gas mask, so I could sniff whatever mess happened in them, a mess you can assume is on par with the girl wearing them…now all I’m craving is is 2 week old sea food platter…just to sniff… Shitty panty flash for someone who needs to have better panty flashes to matter because panty flashes are probably her best work…boring. To See The Rest of the Pics of Lohan in London CLICK HERE

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Miley Cyrus in Weird Underwear with Pixie Lott in a Weird Top of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pics were taken of the new generation it-girls Miley Cyrus, who we all know and hate…and Pixie Lott who I’ve never heard of, but who wears a shirt I can respect…because it cages in her wild tits nicely… They are outside a club that I assume they are all doing Molly with, leading the Miley having another drug overdose that kills her, since all these jealous bitches are trying to shut her up, not so much because they are jealous of her Disney success, but because that voice of hers is fucking terrible… That said, looking at these outfits, reminds me that I am old as fuck, because shit looks like a circus, or a bad rave, or halloween, up on some clown shit.. and I’ll never really accept the hipster party kids I used to do drugs with style, being mainstream…it just confuses me…it’s like I remember kids dressing like this to make a statement, and all the normals would stare…but now the normals are doing it, leaving the hipsters crying for attention forced to dress conservative, otherwise they just look like Miley…and that’s fucking lame…I mean if hipsters even exist anymore, I like to think they died when it went mainstream. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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McKayla Maroney is Playing You Fools with her Ass in Leggings of the DAy

Posted on May 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

McKayla Maroney is America’s hero who has managed to take her Olympic medal win and leverage into being jailbait pervert americans want to bone…b All professional athletes in obscure sports know…there’s a lot of sex at a young age while touring and competing, but more importantly, there are a lot of pervert coaches who teach them about sex appeal, even when they are gymnasts who have have the bodies of 12 year olds thanks to hormone therapy… There is no way innocent, freshly 18 year old McKayla, is not playing up her male pervert fans who love her…because she’s so young looking…and if you think she’s just a girl being girl…you’re an idiot. Here is her ass in leggings to celebrate self produced erotica for the sake of making your pervert male audience masturbate…

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Jennifer Lawrence for Marie Claire of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lawrence posed in Marie Claire magazine, showing off some Jennifer Lawrence titty and the riveting question she answered that everyone is so pumped about is that she claims she didn’t fake a fall, and more importantly, she knew she was going to become overexposed and people were going to start hating her, but she just wanted to power through and provide good work, the best work, the Oscar winning work…she brings every time… The fact is that with any actor, you know everything they are saying is a fucking lie. That’s their job. You know that this bitch is a bitch, has a horrible attitude and is about as down to earth as any spoiled brat. If anything she just knows winning an Oscar is a fucking scam, that she’ll do again….because that’s what she does.. What really matters is that she’s showing some cleavage, really basic cleavage, but still cleavage that is better than no cleavage, and better than me talking about the inner workings of Jennifer Lawrence, because what it comes down to is that her job, money, average looks, are all improved with cleavage… She’s annoying, but so is everyone….Jennifer Lawrence. I am on your side.

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Daria Oleksenko for Bambi Magazine of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Daria Oleksenko is my kind of girl…. I know nothing about her at all…but I feel like I know all I need to know…and that is that with the right venue like BAMBI MAGAZINE … one of those “We aren’t smut, we use actual models in our nudes, because nudes are fashionable and artistic”…a mantra I firmly believe in because it get girls like Daria Oleksenko… aspiring models, at least that’s what I assume they are, since I’ve never heard of her, naked…and you know what…it worked…and it’s amazing…

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Toni Garrn for L’Express Doing Fitness Shit of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard, at least I assume she’s his beard, because I’ve been told few times that he has a dude he lives with. I’ve heard he likes to be surrounded by dudes and people have said to me that he’s a “man’s man” which to me mean homo… The support to that theory is that he goes through Victoria’s Secret models so many times, that there’s no way he fucks them, unless they really are hookers, since hookers and pornstars are the only girls who don’t get mad when you friend fucks your boyfriend… Unless he’s a Victoria’s Secret shareholder – it doesn’t make sense…and I guess either do these pics of Toni Garrn for some magazine, but I like them anyway…

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Dana Wright Modelling American Apparel of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wouldn’t go so far as to say that I am friends with Dana Wright, like she wouldn’t invite me to her wedding, even though we’ve had glorious conversations at least once or twice, and I felt a love connection, you know connected at the soul connection… Unfortunately, our love was cut short, because her friend cockblocked , when finding out I was DrunkenStepfather and that apparently made me the fucking enemy to the faux feminists of the world…who claim they are feminists but don’t really grasp real feminism since they are 18 and stupid… But apparently I am the anti feminist enemy…even though I celebrate women every fucking day, either by lusting after their nude pics or by making fun of the bitches who give the everyday girl unrealistic expectations for themselves…You know the anorexic girls the media uses to make you girls hate yourself…enough for me to swoop in and have my way with you by promising you the same level of fame…even though I have no ability to make you famous silly, I just say that for nudes… I am on your side feminists, we are one, I love pussy as much as your dyke ass does, and if you are too stupid to realize that…there’s not much I can do…but masturabte to Dana Wright…partially because she’s an American Apparel model, from Canada, in American Apparel, showing nipple…but mainly because I’ve met her, have her number, and she get ignored by her daily, making her nipple far more of a personal experience than other girls I haven’t met showing nipple… Either way, what a babe.

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Emma Roberts For Elle Canada Lookin’ Alright of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emma Roberts did a shoot for Elle Canada, which is probably not a big deal, since the population of Canada fits into one Evangelical church in the southern states I drove through on my way to Florida…but that doesn’t mean the pics of Julia Roberts’ niece and Eric Roberts’ daughter, who has managed to find a lot of success for herself, aren’t hot enough to look at…I mean every once in a while, the frozen tundra I am from produces something worthy of noticing…not everything Canadian is low grade shit like me..not that these are that exciting, or even shot in Canada or by a Canadian, I just find Emma Roberts worth looking at, in some soon to be married hipster I want to taste, kind of way…Seriously, I have no idea why I like this…maybe it’s her damaged rich kid spirt…maybe it’s her legs…who cares.

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Chrissy Teigen is a Chubby Drunk Attention Whore of the Day

Posted on May 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chrissy Teigen is a chubby, drunk, attention whore who has probably made 3 dollars modelling the last decade, since locking down John Legend and thinking she was responsible for his career, cuz she got in there early… She’s also an unstable, depressive drunk, who looks like she may be pregnant, with a pug face, and not in a cute pug face way, who hates this website..because I called her out on being low level, and a wallet fucker, because that’s pretty much what she is..she even went to her blog to write about it… You see, when you date any successful musician, scamming your way into Sports Illustrated is easy…because she was a bikini model at one point, for billabong, int he fucking 90s….for one season catalog…that’s all she’s ever done other than being a funny clown with big tits on social media all day, because you don’t actually work, and it allows you to seemingly feel more important than you are…even when you’re not….you know the kind of girl who will end up on her own reality show…which I guess is more important than I’ll ever be…but I can still sit on the sidelines and laugh at her silliness…and I will…even though I think we’d make lovely, life long friends, if she wasn’t such a fucking hater….because as you know, I like girls who get in their bikinis, with big tits and rich husbands to finance my drinking…

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Alyson Michalka in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t’ know who Alyson Michalka. I just know that he name has come up for what must be a decade, where she was one of those jailbait for Disney kind of girls who middle aged men jerked off to because their kids made them watch the low level show… I do know that they are no longer jailbait, but rather middle aged, mom looking girls, with rocking bodies, and plastic surgery that makes them up on some Real Housewife shit…and none of that bothers me, because she’s half naked in a bikini…and really I look at nobodies in bikinis all day, whether they were somebodies who never were anybody or not is irrelevant thanks to TITS.

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