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Rihanna has an Ass Crack Dress of the Day

Rihanna wore a dress that her ass crack stuck out of because she’s an elegant classy hooker from a shanty town, with a garbage man father and a spark in her eye to fuck any rich tourist who could make her famous… I’d say her dress was exciting, but I’ve seen this girl naked, in fact early on her nude pics were part of her marketing campaign, along with being beat up by Chris Brown, that led to her becoming the biggest hit of all fucking time, despite low level of talent… Reminding us all that when you hit big, it’s usually not because you’re good at what you do, but more because you’re a horrible person who fucks everyone over along the fucking way… That said, I appreciate all she does in her exhibitionism, whether it is slutting up these kids of classy events…or just getting naked for fashion magazines for free..she’s good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RIHANA BUTT CRACK BEING CLASSY.. CLICK HERE

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Met Gala Happened Last Night of the Day

I don’t believe in these pretentious, who’s who type events, I am more about getting drunk in the gutter, or spending money on things that don’t involve rich and famous people stroking each other’s egos… Even if some freak accident happened and all of a sudden I became famous as fuck, I would never attend these things, they don’t have strippers, they are uptight and they seem like the worst possible event possible..shit is a nightmare… But these bitches who think they matter because you think they mattered and Madam Meow was there to capture some of the best and worst of the very very very important night that is so not important in the grand scheme of the fucking world…especially in the grand scheme of your life…in fact I hate myself for posting these bitches all dolled up in hair and make-up showing tit like they are more interesting than they are…which isn’t interesting at all…but who take this shit seriously, I mean Kim Kardashian, pornographer and midget, even put on some panties you’d probably be scared of sniffing… CLICK HERE Lily Donaldson is a model and I like model bodies… #488347647 / gettyimages.com I don’t know who the fuck this twat is…but she was there… #488353047 / gettyimages.com Cara Delevigne and Rihanna #488373693 / gettyimages.com #488373689 / gettyimages.com Hayden Panettiere’s Breast Implants are Good… #488372997 / gettyimages.com Olivia Munn’s Tits because She’s Reaching…. #488372691 / gettyimages.com Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Being Theatrical #488372593 / gettyimages.com Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Sloppy Tits… #488356683 / gettyimages.com Emma Stone’s got a Weird Face…. #488355989 / gettyimages.com Reese Witherspoon Fat Ass Looks Less Fat… #488355457 / gettyimages.com Rita Ora VS Rihanna because That’s Her Whole Purpose… #488374063 / gettyimages.com #488352415 / gettyimages.com #488344165 / gettyimages.com Beyonce Still Fakin’ It #488344259 / gettyimages.com #488344217 / gettyimages.com Georgia May Jagger’s Good Times… #488334389 / gettyimages.com Nicole Richie is Creepy as Shit #488333369 / gettyimages.com Chrissy Tiegen’s Pug Face Pregnancy Belly…. #488322869 / gettyimages.com Kate Upton Using Her Big Titties is Cuz That’s All She’s Got… #488412225 / gettyimages.com Here’s a Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Video…Really Annoying…. #488412225 / gettyimages.com #488351555 / gettyimages.com Here are the instagram pics… Oh and most importantly, midget Kim Kardashian wore panties…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Izabel Goulart Fitness Erotica of the Day

Izabel Goulart, like Jane Fonda, and really every exercise workout queen before her, except maybe Richard Simmons, has made fitness pornographic…and I think it’s a positive thing for the youth, because it allows them to look up to people like her who spend days and hours in the gym, while girls like Kate Upton, who may be more famous, thanks to being more sloppy, spend hours eating donuts…. I just think in terms of role model, this is a better image the media should buy into, because low body fat, high muscle mass, leads to a healthy and happy life..while the Kate Upton, embrace my obesity angle, leads to premature death… I guess the more I fuck around on instagram them happier I am to see fitness is coming back as hard as these pics make me, which isn’t all that hard, considering…I don’t do fitness, I have diabetes, I am obese and haven’t had an erection in years…not due to castration due to sex offence, but due to unhealthy…but I still know these are hot

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Anastasia Ashley Cliff Jumping of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is my girlfirned, she just doesn’t know it yet, probably because she’s too busy booking Carl’s Jr campaign and running off to Mexico posing her hot fit surfer body on the beach…to read my love letters…it happens with all the girls I like. This is a video she posted of her jumping off a cliff, a jump I would try to catch her from if she let me be her hero everytime she falled, but apparently, she’s doing a good enough job being a hero on her own…proving, without even trying, that she is best there is, and I think it’s impossible to not get behind whatever she’s selling or whatever she’s about…because there’s nothing to laugh at or make fun of…there’s nothing negative or shitty…she’s just having a good time…and maybe that’s the lesson she’s teaching us uptight, angry, miserable fucks…just stop taking yourself so fucking seriously and have a good time…that or that surfer ass is pretty magical…

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Isabeli Fontana in Porter Magazine of the Day

There was a time – when Isabeli Fontana was an underage lingerie model from Brazil, who booked a Victoria’s secret campaign, a dream for all models, before ever graduating from high school, or even before having a driver’s license…yet Victoria’s Secret, never went to jail for this underage lingerie shoots…either did their photographers…since like Disney before them, they’ve been able to beat the legal system when it comes to these things…Sex Offending and inappropriate photoshoots with teen girls, is for poor people…. She’s 30 now, has a bunch of kids, is doing this shoot for some magazine and I think she’s amazing….even though I should hate her as much as her uterus does for doing this to her…even though she still looks awesome!

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Zippora Seven for Jason Lee Parry of the Day

Zippora Seven is a pretty amazing low level model, who is starting to get more and more famous as the years go on, who is probably based in LA now, but who at 16 was posing nude for Australian magazines, getting everyone involved in trouble, when she was just being her hippie self thanks to being raised by parents who name their kids Zippora… THese pics seem familiar, maybe because they are shot by the soon to be legendary Jason Lee Parry …the eye for the Urban Outfitters generation and naked or not they are pretty hot…I’m a fan….not hate today with a nudist on a basketball..

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Courtney Stodden’s Huge Tits on Instagram are Funny of the Day

Courtney Stodden and her clown tits are so fucking magical – I want to sing love songs to them and make them my friends…not because I love fake tits, but because I love just how ridiculous and stable a girl has to be to end up looking like this. Not to mention, her storyline is entertaining, and the fact the middle ate her up and loved her tells me that I am not alone in thinking she’s great, even if I am alone in everything else I do… The only sadness that comes froM Courtney Stodden’s 40 year old pretending to be 16 year old selfies, is that I didn’t go to her Halloween party I was invited to, because I am an idiot, who ultimately doesn’t give a shit about any of this, I’m too comfortable getting drunk on my couch, but when looking at pics, regret every step I take…but I guess that regret can be applied to all aspects of my sucking at life…not just my lack of seducing Courtney Stodden.

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The Loni Anderson Still Hot Post of the Day

I used to masturbate to Loni Anderson when she was WKRP-ing it… I still would…In fact…I am… Right now…and you’re reading along, essentially joining me in the act…and that’s pretty fucking gay of you…but as expected as Loni Anderson pulling out her tits… Pics via TERRY’S DIARY

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Lily Allen Imitates Beyonce of the Day

Apparently this is Lily Allen mocking Beyonce at some club performance in London the other day and the shocking thing about it is not that Lily Allen hates on Beyonce and is using it as a marketing hook, its that I want to have sex with Lily Allen, provided this is actually Lily Allen…and not just some hot tranny doing a show… You see, nothing about Lily Allen is really that sincere, she’s just a tormented rich kid with the right connections, not even her miscarriage was real back when she had that abortion, and now her new hook is to mock the negative image girls are giving out in their music, but at the same time looking more fit than she’s ever looked, making me wonder if her making fun of them, while being them, is an attempt to have more street cred despite being them, or if she’s just one big lie…and then I wonder why I am wondering about Lily Allen…and proceed to punch myself in the dick to see if I still feel…

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Eveline Rozing Nipple for Fashion of the Day

Eveline Rozing is some low level fashion model you’ve probably never heard of…she’s walked a bunch of runway shows in the last year, so I guess she’s young and on the rise, but the fashion show scene pays fucking shit…it just means bitch is tall…and tall is fun to look at in pictures, not so fun to look at when standing next to them and realizing that they are proportionate and their shoulders are broader than yours…but they are good to have on your pick-up beach volleyball team… That said, she’s realized that the runway shit means nothing, the key to success is showing tits for photographers, and that’s what she’s doing and I guess it’s fucking working… You can follow her on INSTAGRAM because she’s hot and willing to show nipples for fashion and that makes her good enough to notice…

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