Miranda Kerr is taking her international modelling to the next level, because she’s really got nothing else going on for her, she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, she got dropped by her homosexual coked up baby daddy and husband because he wanted to fuck Justin Bieber and she beat him to it, and she’s taken her whore behavior to the next level now that she doesn’t have a billion dollar brand looking over her every move, and now she is allowed to be the whore she always wanted to be…not that wearing a push up bikini on the cover is porn to anyone, except maybe Muslims…but I know she’s reaching hard as fuck to get all the exposure she can get…this time in Taiwan
The biggest publicity stunt, or fame whoring stunt that happened this weekend was probably when V. Stiviano, the 21 year old hooker who exposed her racist billionaire 83 year old boyfriend, for being a racist, despite being a jew, because Jewish people are racist, thanks to everyone persecuting them, something that people generally don’t realize, because they assume the Holocaust would make your people love everyone…but in fact it does the opposite… The reality is that the Clippers Team owner, Donald Sterling, who said he didn’t want her socializing with blacks, even though she is a black Mexican, which is the worst kind of Mexican, because likes his negro man dingo’s making him money on the court, not congregating in the house with the other white people…I guess…pay them millions, making billions, modern slavery… ANyway, like any hooker, dating an 81 year old billionaire, for his youthful energy and good looks, obviously, the fact he’s a billionaire is just coincidence…she is trying to make a name for herself, without realizing, fucking him was her best gig, her ego wanted more… Now, everyone may hate him and think she’s the Martyr who threw away her Anna Nicole status, for the world to know the billionaire will still have black players, people will still go to the game, and nothing she did did anything but make herself look like a snitch… But I for one like hookers, so here are her pics from instagram to celebrate her making the news for the first time in her young hooker life. I am sure this gets Donald Sterling all riled up…dude’s gonna pop two viagra tonight and hope for the best…for a hooker – these pics aren’t that good…
Two years ago, Chrissy Teigen praised me calling me funny and loving all I do…I have visual proof of that, because the internet leaves a paper trail that bitch, in all her instability can’t hide…unless she deleted the tweet… Last Year, Chrissy Tieigen turned on me, like an unstable cunt, because we’ve never met in person and I guess she had enough of being called an pug-faced, and not in a cute “I Own a Pug and Like People Who Look Like Pugs” kind of way…I also called her fat, old, and said it was time for her to retired, even though in her career, she’s made all of 10 dollars working as a model, and all her living is from John Legend’s fame….a man she locked in before he made money and who she will ride til the end because he’s her one hit wonder…and she can go to bed at night legitimately thinking she’s in it for the right reasons and that 50 percent of his career is due to her because she’s supported him through it…rather than just wallet fucking a rich guy from day one, she wallet fucked a rich guy before he got really rich… Anyway, she’s not a fan of me, and that’s ok, because I am not a fan of her, or anything about her, I think she’s ugly as a person on the inside and out, overrated, not hot at all, and only a model for affirmative action reasons…but for some reason people find her funny, but not as funny as these shitty Cosmo covers….that we can assume were bought for her, because that’s the kind of gold digger she is, the kind who can’t acknowledge it.
Barbara Palvin is making orgasm faces and biting bed sheets for Lily Adridge’s brother, because she’s demonstrating what Bieber didn’t do to her. You she she was the model who was marketed as fucking Bieber, when really Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber, after the Victoria’s Secret show two years ago. She was just 18, and it was better for the brand to throw her name out there as the slut, rather than one of their key players…if anything it helped her career as all the Bieleber’s slandered her… And the fascinating thing in all this is that they had been scouting her in Hungary since she was 17, casting couching a minor, like a good corporation would, because when it is fashion based, it’s not sex offending, but rather socially acceptable, which I guess is kinda weird…at least if you ask my neighbor who got arrested for casting couching 17 year olds a few years ago.. All this to say, I like these pics.
Rihanna did Vogue Brazil, because Rihanna when not Braless AT A BASKETBALL GAME or wearing a Mesh Shirt on 420 ….or posing for a photoshoot FACE DOWN ASS UP ….she’s crying for attention in other ways…because she’s got all kind of fame and money…but it’s just not enough for her…so she keeps on going and going…this time in Vogue Brazil…and it would be eventful, if she hadn’t done this so many times before, over saturated, overexposed, hopefully, soon to be irrelevant! If you don’t like that – See some KATY PERRY in a Bra at Rihanna’s Smoking Party CLICK HERE
Here’s a pretty interesting invention from a lingerie company, for those of us who need to find our bitches hiding in the dark basement we’ve locked them in… I mean to add spice to your love life…even if that spice to your love life is masturbating in the dark so you can see how pretty your cross dressing weirdo ass is… I think this is a weird concept…but I’m posting it anyway…because I think it’s a good tool to use on ugly bitches you want to keep the light’s off for…but still want to find their twats.
I am in Florida and this Dianna Dahlgren chick not only looks like every single blonde, tanned, broken down face and hot body, she’s also 4X Miss Supercross, who apparently, all the tanned, broken down face and hot body florida women know and love, because Florida is fucking weird…and weird or not, I can always appreciate a girl squeezing her fat fitness ass into jeans…. Classy bitches everywhere…especially in Supercross…what a random sport to cheerlead..it’s like she’s a stripper but she’s not…not so amazing…but whatever…
My friend ANDREW KUYKENDALL shot these hot pics of model Camille Rowe…I have no idea what they are for, I just know that he takes a good picture, that’s why we are friends, I don’t like hacks…but more importantly, I know I like Camille Rowe’s nipple…even though she’s from France and the basis of her at her ethnic core…is a bitch who shows her tits…and before she booked Victoria’s Secret….she got naked for terry richardson …so this isn’t her first nipple, it’s not her last nipple, but it’s a good enough nipple, for me to stare at…
As a total fucking creeper, this paparazzi looking pic of Irina Shayk really speaks to me, since most of the nudes I masturbate to, involves me in trees, bushes, fires escapes, I am not athletic, I just like the challenge… Sure, it’s rarely voyeurism of hot models on campaigns or whatever is going on here, with this Russian Prostitute who got famous for being the beard to a homosexual soccer player…who she sees once a year for paparazzi appearances, because euro men don’t like getting hard for men who get hard for men…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, it’s that despite her plastic surgery, she’s one of the better models…even when lookin’ fat as fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Chanel West Coast is some manufactured porn looking rapper, who sounds like a bootleg Iggy Azaelea who I guess sounds like a bootleg Lil Kim, up on some Nicki Minaj shit, where all the fat ass, thin waist white girls get all famous and shit because they either fuck or like fucking with black dudes…who make records for them…She’s singed to Young Money…and she’s got a ridiculous ass…she’s really interchangeable with so many of these girls before her, but I love a fat ass, and more and more girls have these fat asses thanks to hip hop, hormones in the food, and instagram, so whenever they are posted on Instagram, whether they are capable of rapping or really anything other than having a fat ass or not…I watch… Here’s her music video…
