Nothing like a dad who lets his naked baby smoke If you don’t like babies smoking…here’s some NYC Then and now Here’s some teen hit by fireworks The woman who was hospitalized after a two hour orgasm… Man VS Spider… World’s Tallest Base jump…
Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Justin Bieber – I keep saying this because it amazes me that more people don’t talk about this every time the divorcee mom’s name comes up. You see even if Bieber was 18, he still looks 15, and the fact that this Miranda Kerr bitch would cheat on her husband, probably not the first time, and throw away her career or at least her biggest client who pretty much created her, to fuck Bieber is beyond a midlife crisis and totally insane…. Well, being fired has allowed her to reconfigure what she wants out of life as a bikini and lingerie model…since being fired she’s got some new tits, did some nude editorials, booked a reebok video and is still getting paid…but now she’s decided to sing….and it’s weird…but better than Katy Perry.
Margot Robbie struck gold. She fucked the right motherfucker somewhere along the line…and booked one of the biggest movies of last year as the naked bitch who fucks Leonardo DiCaprio, even though we all know that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t fuck girls, he just has them around because he’s a Victoria’s Secret Shareholder and it helps increase their stock… She was NAKED AND KIND OF AMAZING in it…and now, she’s posting pics of her homely self in a bikini posing with a fish that I like to think is social commentary, or at least commentary on the condition of her pussy after going to Hollywood to make it….by making it…if you know what I mean…
Kate Upton is a pig…and it turns out that a homie from Instagram who lives in LA doesn’t agree with me, in fact he made an effort to go an see her on the red carpet of her new movie, that we hope is her only movie, because the screen isn’t big enough for her sloppy ass…but that we can allow her to revel in, even though she’s an overrated pig who belongs in a barn, or at least would belong in a barn if her grandfather didn’t invent the fucking modern day washing machine.. Either way, here’s his paparazzi – titty perving on instagram that you’ll all like – because unlike me – you think this Upton uptown bitch is amazing…
I think the movie under the skin was in reference to Scarlett Johansson’s labia hanging out of her…something I assume she’ll get fixed as soon as her baby rapes and destroys the rest of her pussy…. She’s naked, she’s on her quest to win an Oscar pre-Kid, we’ve all seen her naked thanks to the dude who hacked her computer and ended up in jail for 30 years because of it, one of those Jesus type Martyr’s who died for your sins, and by sins I mean, you desire to see nude selfies of Scarlett Johansson….that paved the way for nudes in movies…because even with shitty tits, that people love in bra because they don’t look like this, nudity isn’t a big deal… I am not a Scarlett Johansson hater, I just know what’s going on here, and that is that an overrated “beauty” who is the same in every movie, is looking for that transformative role to get a nomination, because she’s decided to take time off to be a mom…and it’s getting done via nudity…and anything that involves nudity…is my friend…even when I hate it… Searching for pixelated celebrity clit is more fun than searching for eggs on your easter egg hunt…especially if done at #church. Thanks to THE MAN I MAY GAY MARRY FOR THIS
I think the movie under the skin was in reference to Scarlett Johansson’s labia hanging out of her…something I assume she’ll get fixed as soon as her baby rapes and destroys the rest of her pussy…. She’s naked, she’s on her quest to win an Oscar pre-Kid, we’ve all seen her naked thanks to the dude who hacked her computer and ended up in jail for 30 years because of it, one of those Jesus type Martyr’s who died for your sins, and by sins I mean, you desire to see nude selfies of Scarlett Johansson….that paved the way for nudes in movies…because even with shitty tits, that people love in bra because they don’t look like this, nudity isn’t a big deal… I am not a Scarlett Johansson hater, I just know what’s going on here, and that is that an overrated “beauty” who is the same in every movie, is looking for that transformative role to get a nomination, because she’s decided to take time off to be a mom…and it’s getting done via nudity…and anything that involves nudity…is my friend…even when I hate it… Searching for pixelated celebrity clit is more fun than searching for eggs on your easter egg hunt…especially if done at #church. Thanks to THE MAN I MAY GAY MARRY FOR THIS
No one cares enough about Aubrey O’Day to take pictures of her, but this is the #SELFIE generation and she’s got instagram to distribute the self shot erotica for her…and the worst thing about all this is that she turns me on. Most of you don’t know who this is, but she was on some show where she fucked Diddy and ended up in a pop band….that lasted 3-5 minutes…like Diddy…and then she took on being a snowflake black dudes wanted to fuck and bitch started eating and eating and eating and it was fun to laugh at….until she realized…she’ll get farther with her fat ass and fake titties if the rest of her is fit as fuck…so she got to work on herself and now I’m getting turned on by her after what must be 5 years of making fun of her…when I could have been writing her love letters…what a fail…
Wild On Happened Brooke Burke…in the fucking 90s… I think it’s safe to say that it is a good time time to throw in sports bra and/or bikini top, because you’re a mom and 100 years old…. I get it, she’s fit as fuck, and fit is hot, and fit 40 year olds are something to celebrate when you’re a 30+ women seeking hope that your kids won’t rape you physically…but when fitness is coupled with menopause…bitches start to just look like dudes..and despite the fact that a lot of guys like girls who look like dudes…I don’t. I see these ripped old ladies at the Starbucks all the time, and I’m just like “interesting”…but they are still old fucking gross no matter how many pull ups they do…or botox they get… You can try to beat the clock like one of your cheap as fuck gameshows…but biology always wins… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
The most interesting photographer out there right now is a guy by the name of a href=”http://prettypuke.com/” target=”_blank”> PRETTYPUKE He is taking hipster babes and making them do dirty, grimy, controversial things, and he’s snap shooting his way through it…and it’s awesome…because he’s using real girls, and not stuck up bitches who think they are too hot to get fucking down dirty…you know because they care more about how they look in their bikini selfie, than actually making an impact, or bringing imagery that inspires…. I think this guy will be the next big thing, he’s already so much more famous than he was when I first saw his stuff, and I like supporting people doing documentary type shit, that I think speak to a generation of people, who are living the life, while giving those of us who aren’t a look into it… I am a fan…. TO SEE THE REST OF HIS PICS CLICK HERE
Her name is Jennifer Pugh…and this is her campaign for something called Fete Champetre. I know pretty much nothing about this model, other than that with my basic knowledge of the English Language….I would pronounce her name as Jennifer Poo and Poo is disgusting….unless her name is PUG…which is amazing, and makes her my soulmate, since I am the pug whisperer and all I do is pug…it’s in my social media assholes so it must be true…and based on this campaign – I am totally into whispering into her PUGH asshole…and determining whether she’s less of a PUG and more of a POO…using my tongue… That’s all I have to say about that.
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