Woman Pisses in On Coming Traffic…. 80 Amish Men Pick Up a House and Move It Rat Eating Donuts at a NYC Dunken Donuts on 37th and 8th Some BMX Face Slam…because that’s how my soul feels.
Tara Mackey is an LA based model who I like looking at. Ever since I first saw some of her topless modelling, I’ve been following her, but clearly not well enough, since no restraining order has been issued, even if it probably should, and that’s because I only follow her on the internet, and not into dark alleys even though I would, because her ass is pretty next level, up on some twerking in a hip hop video kick, in what may be a recreation of the Selena Gomez instagram only with better light, a better picture, and most importantly…a better ass…
Andreea Diaconu is a model. She did a campaign for VS PINK once. That’s the Victoria’s Secret label that is used to lure 12 year olds in their lifestyle, without being considered creepy perverts who want 12 year olds in thongs, which brings up an important question, do 12 year olds wear thongs? If they do, you know they are made by VS Pink, who this model once modelled for…because VS Pink is the gateway underwear to stripping whore clothes… Apparently, Andreea Diaconu is a versatile model, not typecast one hit wonder, because she doesn’t just model lingerie, but also bathing suits. Wow. TO SEE HER ON THE BEACH SHOOTING A CAMPAIGN WITH HER HOT ASS CLICK HERE
What an idiot….I mean…all the signs say don’t go and you actually have to maneuver to avoid the signs saying don’t go, you’d think you’d be able to time beating the fucking train a little better…Jesus… Here’s a guy who ended his interview for TV like a champion… The well paired Kyrgystan Bride a Groom Straight Out of a Horror Movie
Here is the trailer for some Kate Upton first movie bullshit that I call casting Kate Upton for publicity because she’s got a ridiculous loyal fan base who despite her shortcomings and shitty body, they still love her and think she’s great…especially that people at SI, she got them through the economic crisis…. The hightlight of the movie is when Cameron Diaz pretends to praise Kate Upton for having a great body, when you know she hates every second and every word she says of that part of the script, but being such a top tier actress who is always the same person in every movie, she managed to power through…. Looking at these gifs of her hardly there ass, set against her very there gut, buried under her obviously there, cuz they are sloppy and hanging all over the motherfucker and should have been reduced, because it’s not normal for a 20 year old to need a breast lift…tits…isn’t as fun as it should be… And if one movie starring Cameron Diaz as the babe, or love interest, or Key Player who is Playing herself, here’s another movie of her that really shows off her depths and makes us questions “WHY THE FUCK DON’T THEY CAST OTHER PEOPLE FOR THESE SHITTY MOVIE ROLES, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS TWAT”…here’s her movie called Sex Tape, that would have been better if I wrote it, because I am an expert on the sex tape scene and I wouldn’t cast ugly and old played out assholes.
The Jenner sisters, like all 18 year olds, were in Thailand in bikinis having candid bikini photoshoots taken of them by professional photographers in what is probably a campaign for their own bikini line, because that’s what homeschooling and a mom who exploits you is all about…perks, luxury and half nakedness for attention like you were your older less hairy half sister… I don’t care about rick kids of instagram or their bratty lives…I don’t care to document that upper crust, yet so fucking trashy shit, but when bikinis are involve, I’m into it.
Kimberly Garner is a UK Reality Star, who is actually pretty hot and has managed to leverage her hotness into a brand of bikinis and some other bullshit that makes her more money that you, since the UK love these trashy hooker bitches, and buy into their nonsense… Well it turns out she took a very important page out of the attention seeking low level celebrity book, and that’s pull your tit out for the paparazzi in a subtle way, because tits may just be tits, so no big deal, but websites love talking about them…even me…because…TITS>
Crazy people, whether they are born that way, or have developed into a lunatic thanks to the way society works, or even if it’s all due to drugs…make everything better, even shitty things like your commute to work. Here’s a bull calf getting revenge: Here’s a girl being assaulted by the police in a Tuscon Riot… An old video of a circus bear attacking handler then fucking off on his scooter…. Fat Russian Girl Shows her Athleticism
The nice thing about Emily Ratajkowski and her freakishly weird belly button, is that she will fade into obscurity. You see she was a busty topless model who tried so fucking hard to make it. She shot with every photographer she could, yet no one fucking cared about her, or noticed her, except for me…and then all of a sudden, she’s cast in a massive massive music video as the key tits…and boom…over…booking jobs, booking movie roles, booking Sports Illustrated, all while being average at best, a little bird-faced and despite being in her early 20s, like she got her face rebuilt by botox and other fillers… I don’t hate her, I just laugh at how the internet works, one thing goes viral, and it brings all the pieces that are part of it up with it, but like all things with no talent to back up what she does, and when another smoke-and-mirror Kanye West groupie comes along, the world will forget that Emily Ratajkowski ever existed…except maybe for me, because I think she’s lovely, even if she’s stopped communicating with me now that she’s famous, despite communicating with me before she was famous on a regular basis…I’m not mad, it’s expected from fake-ness…it’s just the internet.
Miranda Kerr decided to show off what may be new tits in GQ…because she’s on her own and doing all she can to get work, noticed and really have a last hurrah now that Victoria’s Secret doesn’t give a fuck about her… And the highlight for me wasn’t the pretty hot pics, but rather the bullshit she spewed about one night stands, when the entire world knows she fucked Justin Bieber like a perverted freak and that is why she’s no longer married and fired from Victoria’s Secret.. On being more confident about sex: “The older I get, the more confident I am about asking for things I enjoy,” she says. “One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get. Orlando and I always had great chemistry. One-night stands aren’t my thing. I made Orlando wait for six months until I even kissed him… I always ask for a critique on my performance. I always want to better myself in every way.” Here are the pics.