I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but thanks to the internet I know that it starts next week now that the Zombie one is over, because all the peasants who are into this TV shit on my feeds have made sure I know it… I don’t ono what her character is, I just know this is marketing for the premiere, but I can tell you one thing…she has a lesbian hipster haircut this season…and if that’s not exciting, maybe these pics are cuz she is kinda hot…
Cara Delevingne is pretty sloppy for a top model…especially when she’s topless and making out with her girlfriend, Michelle Rodriguez, in what I assume is 98 percent publicity stunt, you know play up the lesbian card, since every fucking girl in the world is a lesbian, at least every girl I try to meet and have sex with, but that could just be a line to not have sex with me…which makes sense. I mean I don’t care who fucks who, as long as I get to watch…but I do care when someone is celebrated for being something great, when clearly they aren’t great, all because Karl Lagerfeld said she was great… I think these topless pics, speak for their attention seeking self. Madam Meow – The Genius Paparazzi – Took a Lot of Pics of Them on the Beach…and I mean A LOT…. TO SEE ALL THE LESBIAN PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEM MAKING OUT WHILE TOPLESS FOR THE PAPARAZZI… CLICK HERE
As much as I hate the live strong bracelet, I always liked that it allowed me to identify the cunts of the world. It was like some nazi regime labelling system to categorize the people deemed bad….. But a way to celebrate a lifestyle that fights fat chicks at the source and that they can unify and find like minded anorexics who don’t judge them for being anorexics is a cause I can endorse… It’s like society tells me it’s mean to laugh at a fat chick eating cake because she’s fat and has a right to eat cake, but the second a bitch says no to cake because she likes being skinny, it’s a fucking scandal…and then Lena Dunham gets her own show…which is the real scandal… Either way, Anorexia Support…amazing. Anorexics can wear the bracelet in order to identify other sufferers, while reminding them to “stay true” to their diet.
Michael Jackson may have been a personality who was tried by the media, you know they decided that he was a sex offender because he probably was, but was never proven to be one, despite claims exploitative kids claimed, something people today would be called Victim Blaming… But I think this video, without music, is probably evidence of his creepy…even if he’s just acting… Now all the people who turned their backs on him when he was a pedophile, only to collectively rejoice and celebrate his life when he died, like you were his biggest fan, since now that he was dead, separating him from little boys sexually, and focusing on his craft was easier…or maybe you’re all a bunch of hypocrites… The day of his televised funeral, I lost over 2000 twitter followers…while a week before his funeral I would have lost 2000 twitter followers if i supported him… You’ll all a bunch of sheep. Fuck yourselves…or watch the video without music, because it’s funny. Shit is a bit of a train wreck…isn’t it…
I hate seeing idiots in Elevators with Dogs…unless the bitch getting choked out is a Kardashian…then I am okay with their leashes getting caught in the elevator doors. BUt when it’s a dog, because dogs are more human than people, and it happens because of an idiot owner, it is upsetting…the good news is that it seemed to walk away fine, and the only injured one was the owner…
Everyone always obsesses over Maria Menounos ‘ 35 year old ass, without factoring in that she is Greek and that that ass is actually her vagina and that that ass has more mileage, while the real gold is in her actual vagina, that takes a backseat to her Greek vagina that she goes Greek with… That said, she’s quit Extra, a show I had the misfortune of watching the other day, leaving me in a puddle of blood and sadness from trying to cut off my own penis because it was better than the smut mainstream media was shoving down the throats of the hicks that watched this shit… She’s decided to go onto other things, like a Shitty reality show…that is probably as smut filled as her Extra reporting on celebrities, only now she’s going to be the celebrity they are reporting on and that’s good for her want to be famous ego… While I figure her best performance already happened – with this THROWBACK VAGINA SLIP
I can’t take Victoria’s Secret Behati Prinsloo seriously…even when she’s doing a Vogue Spain shoot…while showing her nipples because that’s the key to modelling and nipple is the only way to be taken seriously…not because I hate Victoria’s Secret models with stupid names…or more importantly nipples…but because…she’s marrying Adam Levine and that means he cums in her, and more importantly, he dumped her, fucked another model, and ran back to her like a man who has the authority to take these models and have his way with them…even though he’s a massive fucking pussy sent here from the devil to brainwash us with shitty music and Bar Mitzvah DJ charisma… But here are her nipples anyway.
Here is Kristen Bell giving a public service announcement about the risks of pregnancy at least in terms of what it does to you body…and this is her at a stage where she’s willing to show off her body…because the real damage done is under them bikini bottoms…I guess she thanks Dax Shepphard for that every time she fists herself with ease… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE