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Nicki Minaj Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Nicki Minaj loves herself, even though it seems like she has no idea who herself actually is. Not that I am going to go into some analysis of some big booty, big titty, video vixen, bad rapper, who I am convinced was cast at a casting call that was held at her NYC acting college, and that was never an authentic thing, but rather just a take on Lady Gaga… But I don’t know Nicki Minaj, I just know her music has gone from candy coated pop, to weird Lil Kim Hip Hop, with songs like her “nigga nigga nigga” song that came out last month, even though she’s whiter than most white people I know. It’s a lit, it’s smoke and mirrors, a pop act to make quick cash…but you know what…she has big tits, and she likes posting them to keep her pervert fans happy…like you…and me…who appreciate self produced erotica no matter how soft core it is….

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Bieber is Jokes of the Day

To put this in context, Bieber is being interviewed about attacking the paparazzi, by the paparazzi lawyer, who in the event you didn’t know, are evil and represent evil. I know this because paparazzi lawyers come after me all the time and are on some fucking cash grab, always trying to squeeze money from every angle… So seeing Bieber, who has a ton of fucking money, all at a young age, is more famous than god, being interviewed and getting worked up, sarcastic and winking at the camera, is amazing. Don’t get me wrong, I am not a Bieber fan, he’s still a little pussy puppet used by Usher to cum in, but he’s got a great scam going on, and he fucks all kinds of hot girls, and more importantly, he’s rude to idiots who ask him questions, when sometimes you gotta be. I don’t know what Bieber is being hated on, I mean why should he be nice to these assholes who don’t know the difference between film and video, I wouldn’t be and either would you, especially when your piss is worth more than their yearly salary. I’m a Belieber.

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DJ Tanner in a DJ Tanner Shirt of the Day

So 15 or 16 year old Natasha Bure who is DJ Tanner aka Candice Cameron Bure’s religious daughter, she had because God made her hockey playing dad cum inside her mom, it was God’s will…like her Instagram “Business Inquiries” Email… She took advantage of her mom’s instagram, by posting a video tagging herself in efforts to ride momma’s coat tails for followers, since momma’s on Dancing With the Stars….because that is God’s will. You see social media using, attention seeking, legging wearing, reality show acting, follower recruiting, opportunist is totally not God’s Will, and if anything represents all evil, making her born again stance, pretty bullshit, but then again, most religious leaders know about science, and pull the God card to make money… Now, if you are wondering why I am posting it, it’s not because of the daughter, even though I have a stepfather fetish, it is because 37 year old moms who played teens on TV in the 90s, wearing leggings on reality TV are my porn Whether they found God, or Heroin I’m down…especially when they look all wholesome while dancing, even though I know two drinks in, and this repressed Jesus shit goes out the window and the dirty dancing…takes over… TO SEE DJ Tanner Rockin Cameltoe in a DJ Tanner Shirt CLICK HERE

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DJ Tanner in a DJ Tanner Shirt of the Day

Clara Alonso’s H&M Lingerie of the Day

CLARA ALONSO is a Spanish model I have posted in her underwear a few times before, because that’s what low level models do in efforts to be top level models, who also pose in their underwear, but just get paid more for it…and as long as underwear is involved I am into…it…underwear everywhere…except right here, all dirty and in my mouth…

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Clara Alonso’s H&M Lingerie of the Day

The Best Miley Picture You’ll See Today of the Day

Nothing like Miley Cyrus and a groupie hanging out…both crying for attention louder than the other, maximizing the photo opportunity as hard as they can so everyone knows how relevant they both are…one by latching onto Miley at the peak of her fame and Miley latching onto a groupie to do something lesbian and different so people like me package it as something hot…even though it’s more in line with when two fat girls who know they are fat tongue kiss in a club to steal attention from the pretty girls who don’t need stunts to get respect and adoration…just a couple of insecure broken girls trying to make the most of the time they have…and I am not alone in saying it would be better with more pussy eating and/or fisting.

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Ireland Baldwin Teddy Bear Erotica of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is single, I know this because I am a weirdo who follows her every move, you know so that she knows how much I like her….naw, I’m too lazy for that and she’s too big for my affection, but I do have the internet and people have been talking, and I since I find the whole Ireland Baldwin experience kind of funny, in an eager teen with all the money and connections in the world, trying to make it as a model, using social media…kinda funny… So like her silly relationship, that she acted like she was going to end up marrying the cherry popping paddle boarder, even though she’s 12…the break-up, where she falls off the rails, turns to drugs, and realizes that even with famous parents she’s still failing, is going to be far more entertaining… I am a fan.

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Ashely Greene in a Shitty Bathing Suit on Set of the Day

Ashley Greene is on set in what must be a “period” piece bathing suit, and not a “period” piece bathing suit, designed for periods and the stains they leave, like the time I went snorkelling on vacation with a girl in a white bikini, who got her period on her way to the tour, and who didn’t have tampons, leaving me with fear of survival due to sharks cuz this damn hippie and her blood soaked white bikini was putting us all at risk like we were Bethany Hamilton on some surfboard, but some vintage shit that makes her ass look bad… I didn’t watch Twilight, so I don’t know who Ashley Greene is, I do have a friend who had her boyfriend cheat on her with Ashley Greene, so I know she’s some florida trash who fucks her way up the ladder, and I guess it works for her, because I’m posting her shitty bathing suit pics…which after years of research, I have discovered does no mean anything is working for anyone, because I barely exist….and luckily either does Ashley Greene’s ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Ashely Greene in a Shitty Bathing Suit on Set of the Day

Selena Gomez and Bieber Went to Starbucks of the Day

OMG….SELENA GOMEZ AND BIG DICK BIEBER WENT TO COFFEE TOGETHER… Who the fuck cares…oh right every 15-50 year old woman who is all about this bullshit celebrity shit cuz their lives fucking suck. The fact is, when you make a girl cum proper, and you need media attention because you are dying of Lupus, and your mom is a genius manager, you make silly things like this happen and blow them up as hard as you can…. It’s how it fucking works. Oh and they went to Starbucks, this is called product placement. They offered it to Dunkin Donuts, McDonalds, and a few other brands, but the only one willing to pay a lot of money to get this union to happen for the hired paparazzi publicty stunt was Bucks… Hollywood is all bullshit… VIA THE ENEMY

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Following a Drunk Guy in Public of the Day

I know that following this drunk guy with one shoe around a mall in the UK is not all that exciting to watch, it’s funny as a global concept, because drunken disasters are always funny, except when they are depressing and have thrown their lives away, like me… But I think as semi functioning alcoholic, but barely functioning alcoholic, this is some aspirational, motivational videos to give me something to strive for. When you fail at life, and see someone failing harder, it is like being a professional Athlete watching other athletes win Olympic gold, only far less healthy, respectable, or even more fun, but when you’re drunk, none of that matters. Good times. If you don’t like that… Here’s a wheelie fail… Here’s a woman fainting into the train tracks…

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Russians Vs Teddy Bear of the Day

Nothing says strong, vodka soaked, fearless, Russian, communist man like seeing three Russians wrestle a giant teddy bear into a car… It’s like they don’t make pussies in Russia, all Russians are action heroes, but I guess when you throw a massive stuffed toy at them, and try to get it into their Russian engineered shit box, their ability to survive Sibera in a speedo while wrestling a bear, with only Rationed bread to eat..kinda gets sidelined.

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