I have no way of confirming this is J.Lo’s nipple, all I see is tanned skin and brownness that could be a nipple that has lactated at least once, while trying to nourish her dying skeleton of a husband back when they were married, but all hispanic looking girls have a dozen babies or more, so that doesn’t really filter out the J.Lo look-a-likes… What it comes down to, is that this pic is 2 weeks old and I’ve failed you as a blogger..
Miley Cyrus is an attention seeker, who is on a girl on girl kissing spree, because I guess that’s all part of her “edgy, my Disney Contract Expired, Now I Can Be the Real Me”…hustle….which makes sense because she’s a spoiled brat, rich girl, who has always had everything she wanted, and the only real satisfaction she can get is people paying attention to her, like some bratty kid you want to lock in the basement at your friend’s dinner party, who won’t stop showing you his goddamn new dance and song, when all you want to do is focus on drinking as much as you can for free, because that’s what guests are supposed to do… The slag she’s kissing is Brooke Candy, who is some gutter, hipster pig of a girl who has no talent, but who the gays think is great, who I’ve seen live and wanted to shoot myself in the dick, because the pain and sound of me bleeding to death would be more peaceful than her smutty marketable crap…that you know Miley’s into in efforts to think she knows what’s up and that Brooke Candy is into cuz kissing Miley Gets her noticed…whatever..they all fucking suck and I’m only interested in seeing Miley kissing a girl’s asshole…but in my defence, I am really all about girl asshole now…
Elsa Pataky, an actress I don’t know and I’m not going to do the google, because I don’t really care who she is, I just know she’s pulling some Sports Illustrated body paint weirdness on her pregnancy, that may be attractive to someone, you know let’s use my wretched spawn that is growing inside me like some kind of fucking alien, as a canvas to distract from the fact that my belly button looks like it’s about to blow the fuck up…and the funny thing is, I assume people find this hot…you know someone somewhere has jerked off to this…weird. Either way, oh so clever…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Winona Ryder is on a comeback, after years of living in a cave, after being the hottest thing in Hollywood only to do nothing for a decade or more, apparently, and she’s doing a magazine spread to announce it, a spread where she’s hiding her big tits….and here I am thinking where did she go, I didn’t realize she disappeared…it’s like she never went away… Wait a minute…Who the fuck is this Winona Ryder…the name sounds familiar…but the face doesn’t ring a bell..maybe it’s the botox…
She already has a mom body. In the event you haven’t heard… Scarlett Johannson is 5 months pregnant and weirdos everywhere are celebrating or depressed because ever since Ghost World, Scarlett Johannson has been their fetish…despite being overrated as an actor and far too successful than she deserves. I tried to do a top 10 reasons why we’re happy Scarlett Johannson is pregnant, even though I know people who read this site are disillusioned weirdos who are probably upset about it because they think this dampens their non-existent chance in their fantasies…and all I could come up with is that she already has a dumpy overrated mom body.. Here’s some pics to celebrate the pregnancy and bring that point home… I am more into this NSFW Scarlett Johannson look-a-like having sex
Irina Shayk is rocking the pole in V magazine like some kind of Eastern European immigrant stripper. She is in a photo studio, a controlled pole dancing environment, with lighting kit and photographer, assistants, make-up artists. Totally far removed from being an actual stripper, you know, a place where they can laugh about actual strippers… But the reality is, she’s a poor Russian girl, who I guess made the right steps and took the right risks, who may not strip to pay the bills, at least not in a strip club like some single mother, she’s more into stripping for fashion… So what I see here, when they mock the pole dancers, is a career that shoulda been, and I Guess I find that exciting because strippers, even the ones with attitudes, have more tolerable egos than models who should have been strippers. Here are the pics.
I don’t know anything about this Jenna Pietersen model, or the lingerie company she is modelling for. I only know that she’s from South Africa, she’s a blogger, she’s not very famous, she’s 25, and she’s a mom…which makes these pictures as boring as they were before I googled her…I mean I historically hate babies, and women who have babies, but the older I get the more interesting teen moms become, because by the time I get to them, they are broken and have given up from all the exhaustion, but their bodies bounce back far better than the tank women I see in Starbucks having new mom, we met in Lamaze class, play dates… I guess this proves that I can’t turn my back on lingerie pics, pretty much ever…
Emily Ratajkowski did S Moda, which is apparently a big deal for fashion models, something I wouldn’t consider Emily Ratajkowski, because she’s short, has a weird face and a rocking big titty body…but she’s still an it girl everyone is paying attention to, who is more importantly the girl who Kanye found and carted around to shows, while dating Kim Kardashian, as a little sex toy, who I guess he got into the Blurred lines video and made into who she is today, over hyped…which I guess is what you’d want when banging Kanye in the first place, I mean that or an “unwanted” pregnancy to pay the bills for the rest of your life, but she’s still young and making money. There’s a whole lot of gold digging and trapping dudes ahead of her..I can sense it. All this to say, S-Moda forgot to show off her tits…the only thing that really matters about her.
I saw these pics of Rihanna showing her nipple at Fashion week, which we can assume is because she either thinks she’s being fashionable, I mean nipples in France and in High Fashion is a common thing, but I think has less to do with fashion and nothing to do with her not giving a fuck attitude but rather everything to do with drawing attention to herself when she’s not touring where people cheer her on all night every night for her low self esteem… I don’t really care the reason, I am just into nipple TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ALL HER FASHION WEEK CRAZY CLICK HERE
Here’s a blast from Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis past, a few years later when it really barely matters but is still better than anything you’ve cum inside… It’s a little Bar Refaeli in Thailand, the beacon of hope that Jewish can look this amazing when raised in Israel, only to leave instead of doing the army, because she had a bit of an ego, the right connections, was tall enough and was most importantly the chosen one…. She’s in Thailand on vacation, and it looks alright from here, partially because when girls who fuck A-Listers are no longer fucking A-listers, and girls who have big campaigns are no longer booking those campaigns…they either have thrown in the towel and don’t give a fuck, or they are devastated and easy to trap..either way, pretty solid. I am not going to say I am a fan, but I will say her ass looks good enough to suffocate on for a few hours…you know the kind of ass, that if I wasn’t impotent, would make me cum just by taking her panties off. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
