Nicki Minaj and all her thickness may be a total fucking marketing scam / publicity generating stunt of an “artist” who they found in acting school and packaged…you know as hip hop as Drake…or Miley…who they just packaged and threw into the mix…put a lot of money behind because investing in actual street kids is risky… Well, it seems she’s seeking some level of authenticity, doing the Rihanna, posting slutty pics and I’m into it…
So Buck 22 is a fucking genius…or maybe he’s just here to prove how simple it is to make things go Viral on the internet…all you need is a has been, washed up, relevant thanks to his daughter, novelty of a human who only made money off one song…that carried him through life…and that he’d be into re-packaging to make more money – because why the fuck not…because recruited Billy Ray Cyrus and a bunch of stripper girls dressed like strippers in thongs twerking to re-do Achy Breaky Heart… Fame is that easy people…at least when you’re Dionne Warwick (I say a little prayer for you)’s son…which Buck 22 is…and if growing up rich in Beverly Hills spoiled by your rich as fuck mother isn’t Gangster….I don’t know what is…oh right…doing a collab with Billy Ray…shit….
I have a joke where I say Emily Osment is the kid from the Sixth Sense after the sex change that he could pay for with his iROBOT money…that happened after he hit puberty and realized no one gave a fuck about him or his acting because he was no longer cute…while girls..stay cute for a long time…well until 25 then it’s all down hill, but 25 is still better than 11… They like you to think she’s his “sister”…I saw Ladybug, I know how this works… That said, she’s posing in bikinis with some Canadian jew named Emanuelle Chriqui, who is pushing 40 but still pretty good to look at in a blurry instagram pic…and I guess on TV..because I assume they are friends strictly for business…and not dating…unless Emily Osment still has his dick…that’s how these things work…
Mariah Carey may be old but she still brings it to the fucking stage and by bringing it I mean her ridiculous tits that her tween gold digging husband probably encourages her to bring to the stage so that his friends go “holy shit, your mom has huge tits, you lucky bastard”…and not “dude you married Mariah Carey, that bitch was hot in 99″….because as we all know if you focus on the one asset you know you have…like massive tits or a round ass..it makes the rest of you negligible… I still like her better when she had lost her mind, was on sucide watch, before babies and family and Nick Cannon moved in on her to trap her into what she assumes is love…but I mean..she’s still got it going on…at least in terms of huge fucking tits…which counts for everything…I mean I don’t even think it matters if she sang…or if she can sing…she’s good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE and even more HERE
Coco, as you probably know, is pretty fucking ridiculous. I mean she just loves attention, like a hooker or stripper who really wanted to make it in the modelling game, but the best she could do is lockdown some famous dude and use him as a platform to spread her talent, which is really not a talent at all, but rather just a set of fake tits and a fake ass on an old lady… I still think she’s entertaining as fuck, and knowing she doesn’t have to be this pathetic and trashy makes it even better… It’s like this is in her soul, in the core of who she is, and being rich and famous won’t change that…she’ll be tacky and doing pussy puppet shows for the old folks in the home at 80…you know twerking to hip hop til the day she dies… And for that I love her and her heart pasties…like she was a real life Valentines Day card sent from heaven… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I have friends who are good friends with Tallulah Willis and I spent years making fun of Rumer Willis…for no real reason other than her the structure of her head..that isn’t really that bad, because I guess it was a way to laugh at Demi, who I hated for no real reason other than Ashton Kutcher, who I hated because he’s annoying as fuck and anyone of any age…who fucks with him on that level is just the fucking worst… When really I should have focused my energy on flirting with Rumer, making her fall in love with me, so I could be on these topless beach adventures… I figure making fun of people who deserve it makes sense, but actual girls who are cool enough to not bother with bikini tops, those are the ones you want as friends…. So to the Willis sisters and their vacation 2 weeks ago…thanks for the fucking invite, Jerks. I guess they don’t realize my new fetish is celebrity kids…because they are raised by insane egotistical people, have lots of money, and like to have fun.
Delianna Urena is a video vixen and this is either her publicity stunt to get known, or she’s actually being pissed on by an angry boyfriend who caught her cheating… I like to think it’s a publicity stunt, because reading google searches of her …made me realize she loves calling attention to herself…she’s a fucking Video Vixen..aka a fat booty bitch who thinks she’s hotter than she is… I mean isn’t this how Kim Kardashian got her start…before Ray J pissed on her she was just an overfed hollywood Armenian who had no ties to the Armenian genocide her grandparents went through…because she was into designer clothes and being a cheesy fucking bitch…who makes way too much money…and has way too much of an audience… Not to mention, all girls like getting peed on, especially hip hop girls, …you don’t need to be named Urena…to like Urine…especially not when living your stripper life like this chick, who is well, built like this…it’s pretty obvious…it’s for attention..to get noticed…and I guess it worked… Here’s some of her video vixen shit…
There’s been a lot of confusion over all the Miley Cyrus titty pics that have come out the last week… Her PR team was on an aggressive push for whatever reason to get them tits out there as hard as they could.. So I posted them all as they came in, but if you’re wondering which magazine, which tit was in, these are the tits for Vogue Germany…and really these tits aren’t good enough to get all this talking about..but they belong to Miley…and she’s a Disney star…which makes this way more crazy…but still shitty tits…but maybe that’s just the antifeminist in me craving more perfection from a cunt who gets paid millions to be perfection…right….
Emily Ratajkowski is officially a Catalog girl. She went from topless muse for photographers looking for girls to take pics of topless, who ended up getting her cast in a couple music videos…to the girl in catalogs, interchangeable with pretty much every girl, because that’s her whole purpose, to sell motherfucking clothes…to the masses…and if this was the 70s, in an era before google, when you couldn’t find her countless nude pics, and you were forced to jerk off to the nameless girl in your mom’s catalog because they didn’t retouch bush or nipples back then, and porn wasn’t accessible at all..this would be a bigger fucking deal than it is..but I’ll still post them because Emrata is a friend of the site who doesn’t do anything to help promote the site..but liked us before she was famous which counts for something…and that something is that she’s one of those people who trades the fuck up…
Miley’s tits were in this issue of Vogue Germany…but I like to think Candice Swanepoel, South African lingerie model…with a great ass thanks that forced her to leave South Africa for fear of getting raped by the HIV Positive ridden locals her family exploited to have work their farm when she was growing up… I know her time is coming to an end, she’s getting old, she’s not very exciting, but I’ll still pay attention to her as she get herself into these kinds of situations…even if statistically there is a 10% chance she’s not HIV positive…based on her South Africa connection…that I guess gets thrown out the window with the whole moving away at 14…and…well…you know…statistics…and I know I would like her to sit on my face and suffocate me…put me out of my misery Candice Swanepoel…like I was old yeller….only more pathetic…