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Dakota Johnson’s Hot Enough for Elle of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Johnson is some Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith offspring who is just trying to make a name for herself by leveraging her parent’s name and contacts and landing some 50 Shades of Grey shit that will define her career because every horny mom and their daughter will go see the shit to see how close to their masturbation fantasies the fucking thing hits…which won’t be very close…and will leave everyone disappointed…and everyone hating on poor Dakota and the role of nepotism to land acting roles…but the good news is..we’ll all be seeing her naked…because when you’re raised by overpaid hookers in Hollywood…you kind of become one…FUN! Hollywood Porn!!

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Kate Upton Tries to do a Handstand of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you want to take pics of Kate Upton to showcase how she’s just a really fucking normal girl with nothing really to offer…the kind of girl who serves you at McDonalds and who sneaks one too many fries…you do it like this.. You get her unfit and non-atheltic body in a sweater, you showcase that she can’t do a handstand because she is unfit and non-atheletic and disproportionate..and you publish them like it’s art… Even if it’s tragedy…totally misuse of sloppy massive tits on a sloppy massive body that like being exposed because it pays the fucking bills.. All this to say…weird..very weird..

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Kaili Thorne Nude and Covered in Body Paint of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a massive KAILI THORNE FAN …even though Kaili Thorne barely exists, I just like that she comes from a Jackson type family that pumps out kids, gives them stupid names and throws them to the hollywood marketplace to get jobs… Some land Disney and others hit the art scene doing some fabricated high concept lesbians hipster feminist art…that these young people think is revolutionary…like when they throw up paint on canvases to represent negative body image int he media and bulimia…only the period blood version… I just care that she’s naked, like the other feminist girls, only better, because unlike the other feminist girls, I want to see this one naked…

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Dana Wright Hot and Grimy for American Apparel of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dana Wright is my friend… I’ve met her on at least two different occasions. We have each other’s numbers. We are on each other’s facebook and I like to think we hit it off in a way that was on some higher level spiritual shit…I am talking soul mate shit that will involve me being invited to all her birthday parties, weddings, abortions, all night dance parties…and naps…maybe she’ll even let me watch her have sex, both anal or vaginal, protected or unprotected, with scrubby hipster dudes and people in bands a like…because that’s what friends who met twice do…and even if it doesn’t happen…I have her grimy unphotoshopped American Apparel pics…that are raw as fuck…and totally representative of how dirty she can get…but not as representative of how dolled up and glamorous she can get…but still fucking perfect enough to jerk off to… I am a fan. I would like her autograph. Via a glory hole….with her cum dripping off my face…that stains my shirt…so I never forget.

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Hannah Ferguson is the New Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hannah Ferguson is a virtually unknown model, with a pretty non existent following, that we can assume was created by Trump, her modelling agency, who imported her from her Military parents in Texas, and groomed her to be one of his money makers, by lending her to Sports Illustrated to be one of their Rookie’s of the Year, a picture they put out to generate some buzz about their magazine…because that is the kind of press money can’t really buy, it’s just good old fashioned media manipulation… Here’s some pics from her instagram…because you’ll be seeing more of her, not that it’s a bad thing.

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Doutzen Kroes Pregnant With Second Kid – Here’s a Tribute To Her of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At risk of sounding racist…and based strictly on my observations visiting the local walmart..where I am stuck in line behind young, fat, white single mothers with 50 shades of brown babies…black guys love knocking up white girls… I guess there is no exception to the rule when it comes to the rich, famous, supermodel variety of white girl…and the black DJs who might as well be white who married them… Because Doutzen Kroes is pregnant for a second time…and here is a little tribute of what was, before the second baby ravages her like it was Woody Allen and her body was 7…leaving her a mess or a stretched out shell of what she once was…from Vogue Brazil June 2013

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Irina Shayk is a Russian for the Russian Olympics of the Day

Posted on February 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is the perfect Russian mail order bride…you know who doesn’t misbehave and try to kill you when she finds out you’re impotent and live in a trailer after you buy her…and then there’s Irina Shayk celebrating Russia…one fake titty at a time… It’s like she’s a model, but walking that fine line of sex worker, and I think I’m in love, but maybe I just know there’s a dark story behind the one we know…which gives her a little edge, a little personality…rape for sure happened…and here she is now…

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Emmy Rossum Shameless Sex Scene of the Day

Posted on February 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emmy Rossum is a Shameless kind of girl and not just because I am an asshole type journalist or blogger who likes speaking in puns so that I can write NO PUN INTENDED or PUN INTENDED if I really want to piss off anyone with a brain… Emmy Rossum is Shameless because she booked the show knowing she had to get naked, that led to her getting naked in pretty much every episode, all in exchange for money and more fame…pretty much the easy way… Now I don’t have any problem, with any reason, any girl want to be a stripper, hooker or work in the sex trade using her body to get ahead.. I just have a problem when the girl thinks she’s on some higher path, like an artist, not getting naked for money and personal gain, but doing it as part of her “talent”… Because when you get naked, whether in character, like when you’re “Candy” in the back pages, or on HBO and Showtime…you’re virtually one in the same…one of you just gets paid more… Own that shit, lets not white was that shit, Emmy Rossum is a prostitute who memorizes lines and I kinda like it…even if she’s awful FOR MORE CABLE TV NUDITY CLICK HERE WE’VE GOT IT ALL !!!!

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Genius Wheelchair Stunt of the Day

Posted on February 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The beautiful thing about the internet is that it gives these redneck idiots, who I assume are Miley’s inbred cousins, a venue to have their life work and talents shared with the world…otherwise, they would still be doing these Jackass inspired stunts, on their own, and we wouldn’t get to laugh and wonder how we are the same species as them…

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Jessica Simpson Photoshopped for Jessica Simpson Brand of the DAy

Posted on January 31, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Jessica Simpson in a bathing for her billion dollar Walmart brand is a big deal…everyone is talking about it… I think isn’t big on so many levels…from the amount of hours that went into the photoshop retouching…to the actually weight of each of her tits…to her hip to waist ratio…that when out of shaping bathing suits and while standing next to young hot babes you realize just how big she is… Not to mention, the fact that she heads a billion dollar brand…is as confusing to me…as the fact that I am trying to masturbate to these pics…I mean maybe because they don’t even look like Jessica Simpson anymore… All I know is skinny is better.

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