Here are a few random videos I watched and figured I’d share with you because sharing is what I fucking do…I’m nice like that in this greedy money obsessed celebrity driven world… Russian Fights on Russian TV because Russians are lunatics… The Future of Porn is going to be every creep who can’t afford a sex doll, may get a screen in the shame of a woman to smear their gentials on…. Asshole on a Bus of the Day ruining the ride for everyone… Maggot Pussy apparently caused by some new super antibiotic resistant strain of STD that rots your genitals… Delta’s 1980s Inspired In-Flight Safety Video
I have heard about Britt Maren I follow her on instagram, I just assumed she was one of those low level instagram bikini models who barely got any real paying work, but who spent their days staging bikini shoots because they loved getting likes, it made them feel pretty, and gave them hope that their cocktail waitress job was just temporary, because with enough fans, the industry will notice and book you… I guess I didn’t do my research and I was wrong, because she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret for their bikini catalog…and I am assuming that Victoria’s Secret pays, even thought they don’t have to, I know 10,000 girls who would take pics for them for free…it’s a stamp of approval girls seek or some shit…and stamp of approval Britt Maren’s got.
Isabeli Fontana is some old as fuck model who is 30, which to 30 year old women, will make them angry because they are in denial about being old as fuck, but can always look to Sofia Vergara for inspiration, since her sucking dick only really paid off for her by some fluke we call sucking the right dick, well into her 40s..not that all women care about being hot or desirable, I know fat as fuck slobs who can’t be vain just based on the number on the scale they are standing on….you know girls like Lean Dunham who could be 80 for all I know…she, despite being naked does exist… That said, Isabeli Fontana’s claim to fame is doing Victoria’s Secret at 16…back when Victoria’s Secret were on some Roman Polanski get tweens in their underwear kick, cuz it’s a grey area and the only way we can take those kinds of pics legally…you know before sex offending was a real crime…and now she’s showing her nipples for Ukraine Vogue, in a shoot I think I may have already posted, because I can’t imagine Ukraine Vogue getting exclusive pics of a Brazilian model’s nipples…it just doesn’t make any financial sense at all..
I think this picture of Courtney Stodden is a friendly reminder that she exists, you know after all that press she’s got over the years to become famous for the sake of being famous…but more importantly, it’s a friendly reminder that she’s fucking perfect and the kind of girl I would sing love songs to, hoping she would give our love a chance…or at least use me for publicity when promoting her sex tape that you know needs to happen…it’s just a matter of her falling into a little more irrelevance…which will happen…it happens to all girls…even the most delicate angel sent from heaven like Courtney Stodden…
I can only assume that this is God’s wratch on organic food eating hipsters and their flannel, beard wearing Portlandia bullshit…because what else would explain these insane winds knocking people over….I hope no one lost any fixed gear bikes or silly hipster hats …because that would be a real fucking tragedy…
Panty flashes aren’t as exciting as they used to be…not that I ever was into this shit, I just built a website on it to really make my dot com billions…that turned out to be dot com hundreds…but was enough to pay for my drinking which for a hurt bag like me, is better than asking people on the street for quarters…. But there was a time, in 2005, the glory days of this blog and all blogs of this nature, where the panty flash was solid content and a good way for people to be like “What the fuck I see her panties…”….and today, we can see panties everywhere we go, making celebrity far less important, since everyone’s a rockstar and has the ability to flash their panties on the regular…and unless the panty flash involves a shit stain, or period stain or even a labia slip on an A-list it hardly matters…kinda like this Jasmin Walia..who is having a panty slip..for attention…but it is still a panty slip… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I had an email exchange with Jasmine Waltz a few months ago…back when she was just an LA chick who was hitting all the cool kid parties…probably an aspiring actress who wasn’t booking jobs because just moving to LA and fucking producers isn’t really enough of a hustle since every girl in LA is doing that… I just assumed she was some bottom feeding fame whore who was semi-popular on instagram and was posting provocative pics to get more popular on instagram…kinda the kind of girl I am into… But it turns out she was in talks with the people at Big Brother in the UK, a reality show that can make a celebrity in the UK, because their blue collar, shitty mouthed citizens love big titty whores on reality TV…. So I guess I was right about her…and here she is looking good in NUTS…and I’m glad I can always say she once emailed me…before she was a Glamour Model…
Britney Spears had sloppy tits in her 20s, before the kids, when she was rumoured to have implants, which maybe she admitted to having, but that she should have probably asked for a refund on, since implants aren’t supposed to look like mom tits at 20, but that was a decade ago and she’s an actual mom now, with actual tits, that I can assume aren’t in a bra, because they remind me of some tribal african National Geographic spread, but more white trash and scary… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Montreal is a horrible place that reminds anyone who visits of war torn eastern Europe…it’s like some siberian outpost filled with people who remember how great it was in the 70s and don’t realize the rest of the world has moved on. It has shitty politicians with shitty agendas that brainwash the french to hate the english…but it does have great homeless people…a lot are drunken inuits… And I think that it’s always fun when I see my fellow drunken homeless people from the park making huge moves like getting themselves on the internet for fighting while drunk…. The funniest thing in all this is that I know the inuit bitch kicking the motherfucker in the head and hitting him with the piece of wood, I see her pretty much every fucking day and I have been offered sex from her for very affordable prices… I have also seen her getting beat up by her boyfriend…and really the whole thing is so fucking ghetto, how can you not love every second of it…
My favorite thing about sad covered asses on the beach is the idea of it being a girl who just accidentally shit herself because she’s love control of her bowels from all the anal sex she’s been having…and not because of food poisoning, because food poising isn’t as fun the think about as anal…especially when we are talking about a Victoria’s Secret model money making ass that is borderline perfect…otherwise it wouldn’t get paid to wear underwear… Her name is Candice Swanepoel, she’s losing her appeal a bit, but I’m still down…and since this is my site, I guess that’s all that matters.
