CANADA DOESN’T WANT HIM BACK, WE GAVE HIM TO USHER FOR A REASON …. Sure, I agree that the little twat deserves to be deported like other Visa holders and Greencard holders who committed lesser crimes. I agree he is a horrible influence on the youth…and when he is in the States he has a bigger reach and thus affects the kids in Canada too…it’s a trickle down effect…however..we still don’t want him back…dead maybe…but not back…so… DO NOT SIGN THIS PETITION …
You can see Paris Hilton’s bush…or at least the top of it at some Grammy event..because it is the Grammys.. I have Two things to say about that… First, I am a huge fan of pubic hair and I am very happy it is back in style. I will never understand dudes who have been brainwashed to think GROSS…and girls who cater to that…I just think they are robots who buy the bullshit society feeds them…and thanks to their mindless robot mentality…a billion dollar industry has been created around getting rid of bush… That is not to say I won’t fuck a bald pussy, it is just to say the laser hair removal is attacking the bush…like it was Osama Bin Laden…and Bush wasn’t financing his army…that made no sense…but you get what I am saying and that is…that pussy needs to have the option to have a fashion accessory to give it personality…. Second, Paris Hilton didn’t grow out her bush to be like a fashion model…or awesome…she just did it to hide her herpes… But whatever the reason…it’s still bush…and I am a fan…even when on Paris Hilton when Bush, like your ex-President is being used for evil…hidden agendas… FOR EVERYTHING GRAMMY AWARDS RELATED – I’m Talking Red Carpet, Parties, Attention Whores and Famous WHores
The highlight of the staged DUI to distract from his other issues and to pave the way for rehab bullshit isn’t the fact that everyone is talking about it like it is news, even the fucking news…because it’s really not news…or shouldn’t be…but rather expected with the way the world works… The highlight is not that Miley and Bieber are the Same fucking person…at least in gif… The highlight is Chantel Jeffries, the instagram whore who is a legit model people, she’s signed to an agency…who Bieber was with…but who more importantly has fucked rappers, athletes and black people to get famous before Bieber…you know just being a ratchet ass ho running the Miami party scene like she is supposed to…fuck the famous, feel more important…while white guys who wish they were black love the girls the black guys fuck…in trying to fit in… And some self produced videos…
Felicity is making a comeback and she’s doing it pretty naughty…making her fans that loved her when she was in her late 20s…who probably still have the DVD box set wrapped in their DVD collection next to their star wars toys pretty fucking exciting…because they never gave up on her when the rest of us forgot about her and they knew that when they staged that fake wedding in their mom’s basement with a model they made of her…their commitment and love for her was eternal…through thickness and thinness, sickness and health… While the rest of us just see a 40 year old trying to hard, post pregnancy, to be hot…but in our defence we didn’t find her hot in her 20s and don’t find her hot now.
I have always assumed that Emily Osment was a sexual deviant…you know totally dysfunctional and fucked up thanks to being born Haley Joel Osment, academy award nominee, who no one cared about after he hit puberty, until he got breast implants and put on a dress… You know the kind of tranny, who like so many other trannies, is just a fucking dirt, broken down person, who has weird sex with married men and themselves…from inserting big objects to sucking their own dicks..just google tranny porn, and it’ll give you a whole new perspective of that chick down the street who was born a dude…because to cut off your own dick, your sex organ, you gotta have some serious fucking issues.. Issues, that make being cuffed to a bed, pretty vanilla, but at least she’s giving us a taste of how freaky she gets…you know as a Disney chick, her career only allows so much.
The Super Bowl is a big deal for Kate Upton… Not necessarily because she’s into Football… Not necessarily because her fan base is all about that shit…and I don’t mean to shit on every football fan, because I know that football is a huge deal to dudes of all socio-economic backgrounds…I just mean to say that trailer dwelling mass market blue collar Joe the Plumber motherfucker with the 400 pound wife is all about this Kate Upton shit, her awkward body is like some angelic shape from heaven… But because of all the party snacks…so much food for her to eat her way through…because that’s what pigs do.
Apparently, this is a video of a dad in Poland pulling his kid on a sled behind either a car, or a snowmobile, and I don’t find the whole thing all that crazy, because I am from Canada and feel like that is is what Canadians do every weekend, but it’s a pretty funny hearing the dad laughing, even if it’d be funnier if this ended in a fail…because I like when dumb actions result in the worst possible consequences… If you don’t like that – here’s a video of a pole saving someone’s life…
Sienna Miller lives…there was a point in her career where she was fucking everywhere, you know the hottest little coke head party slut from the UK who partied with the right people, fucked the right people, booked the right movies and was willing to get naked…like she was willing to get herpes…in the process of making millions…but then one day she disappeared…and crawled into a hole with Jude Law’s hairline, never to be seen again…that was until today…when she was out in a bikini…reminding us of a better time, at least in her life…when she was getting paid and people cared to see her fashionable bush… I used to be a huge fan, which is saying a lot for me, since I hate everyone, especially my wife…and I guess she’s still good to me…but mainly because I am fascinated with how many objects…from penis to household she’s penetrated her asshole with…my kind of girl. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I say this everyday, and I will say it again, because I like to think it’s becoming my trademark on my site, and that is that a day is not a day unless Rihanna posts some slutty bikini pics…sometimes but limited to while she’s smoking weed…all ass popped out, blunt in mouth, wet bottomed on a paddle board…because Rihanna knows how to stay relevant in her downtime…her friend…not so much…but luckily she’s there to just make Rihanna’s hard nipples better… This is far better than the time I tried to take my wife paddle boarding and we sank. All this to say, she could just kick it privately, but instead chooses this…I guess once a whore always a whore…she can’t not be getting praised by people to feel validated…which is a great premise to someone getting into porn…unfortunately in Rihanna’s case, this is as porny as she gets for now…but I believe it will all crash and burn one day!
Carmen Electra is old as fuck, but thanks to not wrecking her pussy with babies, and choosing to love and nurture herself instead of marrying a rich dude and riding her savings and alimony checks into retirement at 40 like a normal whore who only whores for that reason alone….because at a certain age, it’s time to throw in the stilettos and ass shaping panties and let the new whores have a chance…while bowing out gracefully instead of desperately…she’s still got a good body…and she’s squeezed it into a tight as fuck dress that shows off her nipples in hopes people like me talk about it…because seeing nipples, even on tits that belong to her, but that were purchased instead of spending her 7k on bras…and well this is the kind of bottom feeding behavior I expect from someone like Carmen Electra…a girl you know probably had a real horrible attitude at her prime, before irrelevance and panic set in… That’s why I like my washed up whores to be broke, desperate, and addicted to drugs. They are way more appreciative when you chose them over their younger counterparts…while this whore clearly doesn’t think she’s old… All this to say, I’d still ask her to be my Valentine and I’d still send her flowers enough for her to get a restraining order…because look at that fucking body…shit’s good in a dress…when you aren’t dealing directly with her vagina and the with remnants of decades of unprotected sex…that may have done more pussy wrecking than a baby. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
