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Maryna Linchuk Gets Her Titties Grabbed on Set of the Day

Here’s a picture of Victoria’s Secret model Maryna Linchuk on set, probably shooting for Victoria’s Secret, getting her titties grabbed by her assistant, or someone on set, because they know the paparazzi are watching and can’t let her nipples be exposed, that would be so embarrassing, even though she’s done tons of editorial shoots, like this one, where SHE’S TOPLESS FOR VOGUE …and I know Vogue didn’t pay…but Vogue…is Vogue…not the paparazzi so I get why her nipples are being cupped by the best bra ever…a better bra than Victoria’s Secret could ever make.

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Cate Blanchett Jerking Off her SAG Awards of the Day

I don’t really give a fuck about Cate Blanchett or the SAG awards, I was at the Porn awards show, a different kind of red carpet, where I wasn’t honored for shit, but rather given nosebleed seats and that I lasted at for 10 minutes because seeing Girls on Girls 97 lose just killed me at my core and forced me to go up to my room to fuck a toothless, meth addicted pro I met in the parking lot of the KISS Mini Golf…Just the idea that after 96 films in the franchise, you’d think they’d get it right at least once… It turns out that the SAG awards are almost as perverted, with trophy jerking off, thanks to Cate Blanchett…who man handles this shit almost as good as the opening act at the AVN who spread her pussy to a room full of people…

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Cate Blanchett Jerking Off her SAG Awards of the Day

Instagram Creepin’ Cassandra Dawn of the Day

Her name is Cassandra Dawn and creeping her instagram is how I am ringing in Martin Luther King day, even though she’s not black, but motherfucker, she inspires me and makes me want to stand on a podium and inspire you with my very own I had a dream speech…that would probably include descriptive sex scenes like I was that bitch who wrote 50 Shades of Grey, only a little darker…straight from the basement level rape alley of my soul… Here are some of her instagram pics to start my day at 4 pm EST. CLICK HERE TO FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM

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Dude Rocks a PCP and Meth Controlled Experiment of the Day

This is obviously an old video, but it doesn’t mean it’s not fantastic footage of some dude smoking meth and PCP in a controlled experiment while I guess his brain waves are being tracked but more importantly, where he rocks the fuck out…and as much as I wouldn’t want to be sitting next to him on a long haul flight anywhere, this makes me want to smoke meth and PCP like it was still the 80s…cuz shit makes a boring pathetic life pretty fucking fun…

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Maria Menounos Suckin’ Chocolate of the Day

This picture of Maria Menounos makes me laugh – not because she’s sucking cake pops to feed her fat ass…but because seeing chocolaty covered dick tipped shaped things remind me off all the ass to mouth she does – being greek…where the vagina is the asshole and vice versa…

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Maria Menounos Suckin’ Chocolate of the Day

Maria Menounos Fit as Fuck Body of the Day

I am going to assume that these behind the scenes pictures of Maria Menounos are fully doctored…because we’ve got an archive of HER FAT GREEK ASS ON THE SITE an ass she probably prefers being called her vagina…because that’s how the greeks do it…it’s a historical thing that has transcended generations…anal…that thanks to girls growing up watching porn – has also been taken up by the average under 25 year old who thinks it’s a great place for a dude to cum because they can’t get pregnant…not that that has anything to do with Maria Menounos’ and her case of the mysterious ABS for some fitness mag…because whether she has ABS or not really doesn’t matter, what I am more interested in is talking about anal sex…no homo…and preferably with no shit left on my dick…but I guess I am also interested in looking at fit bodies…because everyone around me is so fat.

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Maria Menounos Fit as Fuck Body of the Day

Maria Menounos Fit as Fuck Body of the Day

I am going to assume that these behind the scenes pictures of Maria Menounos are fully doctored…because we’ve got an archive of HER FAT GREEK ASS ON THE SITE an ass she probably prefers being called her vagina…because that’s how the greeks do it…it’s a historical thing that has transcended generations…anal…that thanks to girls growing up watching porn – has also been taken up by the average under 25 year old who thinks it’s a great place for a dude to cum because they can’t get pregnant…not that that has anything to do with Maria Menounos’ and her case of the mysterious ABS for some fitness mag…because whether she has ABS or not really doesn’t matter, what I am more interested in is talking about anal sex…no homo…and preferably with no shit left on my dick…but I guess I am also interested in looking at fit bodies…because everyone around me is so fat.

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Demi Lovato Bikini Pic of the Day

The only thing I know about Demi Lovato is that I’ve been told she has a Lesbian Sex tape with Miley that they shot when they were under 18…and that people have been passing around the mean streets of Nashville the last 5 years…leading to Demi Lovato having a break down that she’s clearly crawled out of…at least according to this bikini selfie that she posted the other day that says “it’s a weekday and I am tanning on the beach, my life is a fucking vacation, you’re all a bunch of assholes, buy my next album, it pays for this shit, while you work for 10 dollars a fucking hour”… I like appreciative bi-polar girls like that…but only when they are in a bikini selfie.

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Drunk Position of the Day

Here’s the drunk position of the day, sure it’s not quite as good as falling asleep with your penis inside an inanimate object for your roommates to walk in on when they wake up to go to work, but it’s still pretty interesting….on his knees and kicked back…pretty much what ever man would want to be known for on the internet…

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Michelle Jenneke Bikini Pics of the Day

A few years ago, there was a track meet warm up video that went viral of an Australian hurdler named Michelle Jenneke…who with her biggest smile and some slow motion – became household…she looked hot and even I loved the video and I hate everything….and everyone…it’s kinda the only thing I do like… Well, after that video, people realized that without the smile, and the slow motion, she was just a fucking ogre of a woman…not nearly as hot as you’d think…all big and scary…and today…she’s in a bikini and from this angle, she’s hardly the monster I thought she was…

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