If anything is a real attack on everything we know…it’s these pics of Glamour Model Emma Glover…because as a Glamour model she’s supposed to be showing her fucking tits…usually for very little money…in efforts to land a solid Soccer playing boyfriend, who will in-turn be her retirement plan…are Glamour Models starting to get frigid and demand their nipples be hidden..someone should look into this, do some investigative journalism, to get to the bottom of this…and that someone won’t be me, cuz I don’t give a fuck about Emma Glover, if anything I’m just posting these pics by accident.
Despite all her plastic surgery, I think that Irina Shayk is probably the hottest model to scam her way out of Russia and into the public eye, using whatever means she had in front of her, whether it was a pro soccer playing boyfriend….who was probably gay and she used her Russian spy skills they teach you in elementary school to figure out how to extort him…and I respect that hustle, cuz girls in America can’t even get as far as this one has,meaning she’s better than they are…. That said, you always see these girls in pictures, photoshopped to shit, so video, a lot more complicated to fix, is a bit more representative of the heat she’s packing and that’s why I am posting this shitty promo video.
You wanna know what I like better than the Golden Globes? Rosie Huntington-Whitely in lingerie, because unlike the Golden Globes, these pics may be just as big of a Vanity project, you know her promoting her own line of panties cuz she can, cuz she looks good in panties and shit makes her money, but they don’t involve vapid cunts acting surprised, pretending like they don’t deserve the award, and running some shitty speech thanking people they don’t actually care about…. So that’s why I am posting this lingerie gold
Here’s a great video of a Train Operator abandoning ship…that I think is funny, because that’s what not what you’re supposed to do when you’re barreling towards another train pulling a bunch full of people who are under your fucking protection…and responsibility…not to mention the trains didn’t even connect, and dude was just having a panic attack, making the whole thing way funnier…
Thank god for mini skirts… This is the kind of video you send to friends saying “don’t watch this” even though are compelled to watch it countless times. It’s old but new to me and amazing….
I wasn’t going to bother posting this because I really don’t care about Michael Bay or really any of the blockbuster billion dollar shitty movies and the con artists who make them, even when it’s noting them humiliating themselves in a presentation for some product they probably have invested in or are being paid to promote at CES…by fumbling when the teleprompter fails, like this was the Academy Awards and he is just as shocked as the rest of the world that he won…because he knows he is a scam…but the reality is, he’s probably too busy to bother putting thought into any of these things, has no charisma to get out of it, and is a diva bitch who walks off stage instead of just being a real fucking person….and ultimately, it doesn’t matter because he still fucks the hottest pussy around…and that’s what life is all about.
Here’s a silly video of a bull throwing a girl around like he owns her…you know like he’s her pimp and she hasn’t paid up…or like he saved her from a bus shelter and gave her a good life and she owes him for life…kinda thing…it made me laugh..cuz I like when Animals attack… If you don’t like that, here’s a video of how I feel every time I turn on the radio…and I hear a Katy Perry Song.
Today…an outtake of Miley Cyrus in a YOU Magazine photoshoot where she’s doing the typical Miley Cyrus hustle…in jacked up underwear posing like an edgy little hipster…featuring her nipple hit the internet…and no one cared… Reminding us all that we are desensitized fucks, if this was 10 years ago, and this was Britney or Lohan or one of the other cunts who was famous back then, the world would fucking top in its tracks…but the only thing that would make us notice Miley is if she released an actual Masturbation video, not one of her simulating masturbation for a music video cuz it was high impact for the price… Either way, I’m a fan of her, even if everything about her is a bullshit lie…even her nipple slips. Staged a few years too fucking late to be scandalous…but still her nipples…we’ve all seen before…and didn’t care about before…and won’t care about now, but at least we can look at them if we are bored. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
This is a g rated clip of the Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting movie that POSTED SCREENCAP OF YESTERDAY …. I just posted the XXX CLIPS WITH FULL SQUIRT AND PENETRATION because I am trying to run a family friendly operation here… Some of you may remember Tila Tequila from Myspace then MTV then countless scandals she tried to get herself involved in. Some of you may forget. Some of you may never heard of her. Some of you may be sad to see a girl fall off from some lottery win that made no sense…forced to do porn for attention…while others may find it awesome…because when a girl falls off and does porn we get to watch her do porn…while others may find it typical as it is the typical move for someone who has already done porn…while still others may just be happy that she’s doing what she’s rightfully been meant to do since she started and got those fake tits… TO SEE THE NSFW CLIPS WITH FULL SQUIRT AND PENETRATION My opinion is that I do remember Tila Tequila, I did think she was a pornstar who got pushed off track, I do find Hollywood rapes a person more than porn industry, and I do know this is a cry for attention to hold on, but at the same time what she was destined to do…so if anything it’s just the right move, and ultimately, I will watch anyone fuck, even if I don’t remember her, and even if I’ve seen her sex tapes in the past, and even if she hates me…at the end…I still see dick penetrating her and that brings me joy…I feel like we are all winners today… TO SEE THE NSFW CLIPS WITH FULL SQUIRT AND PENETRATION VIVID have revisited CLICK HERE TO SEE THE WHOLE MOVIE
Lais Navarro is a Brazilian model that I have never heard of but that I assume is like all other Brazilian models…hot bodied….with a face that doesn’t matter…and I guess with Genitals that don’t matter, even though historically the hottest Brazilian women are actually dudes, when the actual brazilian women are just fat..with genitals that might as well be dudes…because they look like deflated testicles…but that’s just rumors, it’s not like I moved to Brazil and pretended to be an gynecologist to see the pussies of the country…but that would be my kind of fraud… Here she is doing a campaign for Nasty Gal that involves her in lingerie – photoshopped – nipple-less and still looking hot
