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RIP Motherfucker the James Avery as Uncle Phil Edition of the Day

I always get in trouble when people die because I laugh at death, I am hardcore like that, it’s like fuck you death and the person you took, even if I am well aware that death sucks as a concept… You know seeing the world collectively hold hands crying for someone who they never met and who didn’t give a fuck about them just confuses me…sure they are celebs, but do they really matter, and did you really care that they were alive yesterday. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE TOP 10 UNCLE PHIL MOMENTS Every time a celeb dies, I lose followers, traffic partners, all because I get carried away, so today, I resolve to be nicer about death…to may my RIP Motherfucker posts more tributes that poking fun at their lives…Because never has there been a tragedy as great as a 65 year old obese man dying…because he was on TV…. James was my teacher my protector & the most magnificent actor. We're feeling his loss very deeply. He'll always be apart of me #JamesAvery — Tatyana Ali (@TatyanaAli) January 1, 2014 TO SEE THE UNCLE PHIL TRUBUTE CLICK HERE

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RIP Motherfucker the James Avery as Uncle Phil Edition of the Day

Ellie Goulding in Marie Claire UK of the Day

Ellie Goulding is topless in Marie Claire UK…well technically topless because she’s not wearing clothes…but not topless enough since we can’t see her nipples getting milked the way all topless pics should be… But we have seen her TOPLESS IN FLAUNT …or at least she’s shown off her hipster rocker nippples that weren’t all that hot but still happened and once your nipples exist on the internet there is really no need to ever wear a shirt in pictures again – you kinda lay the groundwork for yourself to be topless for life…and not just topless like this…and the real issue in all this is why the fuck am I talking about Ellie Goulding…

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Ellie Goulding in Marie Claire UK of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord Bent Over Administering CPR in a Bikini of the Day

When you don’t matter – like Annalynne McCord – who was on one TV show that didn’t matter for a long enough to accidentally think she mattered – when really it was just wishful thinking so that she didn’t have to crawl back to Texas her tail between her legs – in the kind of she will do anything she has to do to be famous – and probably has done all she can do to be famous – leaving her nothing but a LA hooker who isn’t a legit hooker but fucks for money indirectly to pay her bills…get in a bikini and people will care enough to remember you exist…anything for attention yo. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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AnnaLynne McCord Bent Over Administering CPR in a Bikini of the Day

Katie Holmes Interesting Things Happening to her Crotch in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if this is the seam where they sewed the human flesh back onto her robot frame in Tom Cruise’s scientology lab in the basement of his house where he re-built Katie Holmes after ripping his chosen baby out of her – a baby that wasn’t created through sex because he is gay… Because if I was building a robot women using alien technology, the pussy would be the access point where all the electronics would go… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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A$AP Rocky Fan Falls off the Rafters of the Day

Here is video of some idiot fan at an A$AP Rocky show in Perth Australia on New Years eve…falling from the rafters that he probably shouldn’t have climbed up onto in the first place, but it’s New Year Eve bro, let’s make shit epic, especially when fuelled on Booze and Molly, I mean pain doesn’t exist… I hate to say it, but any idiot in this situation deserves it….but they do deserve it…I mean what a fucking idiot.

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J.Lo’s Fat Ass in Jeans to Inspire your Resolutions of the Day

J.Lo posted a pic of her fat ass for you to get inspired enough to hit the gym, not that I am ever against a fat ass, in fact I am a black man like that, shit taps into the core of my testosterone producing glands and makes me want to suffocate on the shit, literally…but I figure all you anorexic bitches find this disgusting…even though it made J.Lo a billion fucking dollars and is still making her ass money…or her ass is making her money…reminding you that I guess NEw Years Resolutions are shitty expectations you put on yourself, that you will disappoint yourself with, and that ultimately don’t make you a better, more interest person… Eat, drink, smoke…do whatever the fuck you want…no one cares…if you are healthy enough..in fact more people probably want you to fail than succeed in health, wealth, happiness, whatever.

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Kat Graham for Terry Richardson of the Day

Kat Graham is on some hit show called Vampire Diaries…and now she’s on all fours for Terry Richardson… I haven’t heard of her, because let’s face it, I haven’t been in the market to have riveting conversation with 15 year olds about shitty vampire shows they watch…because the whole vampire annoys me, and so do 15 year olds… But I did wikipedia her to find out that her mother is Jewish, so she is Jewish. Her dad is godfather to two of Quincy Jones’ kids, which means she’s also connected, and thus why we are looking at pics of her, whether she’s hot or not, shit happened thanks to something called being an LA rich kid…but now she’s getting all edgy like she was Miley because Terry Richardson will take pics of anyone that is semi-famous, he’s addicted to that shit…and gets paid a fortune for it… All this to say, these pics would be better if she was spread eagled.

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Katie Holmes Bikinis in Miami of the Day

Either Katie Holmes has a not so yummy Mom Stomach that reminds all women to not get pregnant….or that is an alien stomach thanks to Tom Cruise killing off the original Katie Holmes only to replace her with Alien Technology…but their attention to detail on the stomach either was too accurate to what a mom stomach would look like…or they haven’t mastered human skin yet….or maybe, just maybe the alien creature they put inside Katie Holmes’ host body to control her…is trying to escape… No matter what it is, it looks fun to cum on…like playing a good old fashioned pin ball or carnival game…watching as your seed goes through that freakish fucking maze… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jennifer Irene Gonzalez Sings Auld Lyne Sing for New Years of the Day

Last week Jennifer Irene Gonzalez brought you a Christmas video…. Today, she and the good people at VIDHUNTR bring you a New Years video…with all her on beach, big breasted, singing along to a classic New Years Anthem video that may not be good enough to jerk off to, but that is definitely a great reminder that today is New Years eve, and that you should take a minute, and reflect on the year gone by, set goals for the year ahead, like having sex with girls who look like FHM model Jennifer Irene Gonzalez …because why the fuck not… Happy fucking new year.

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Madison Murray Wishes You a Happy New Year of the Day

My friends over at THEHEADHUNTR shot these pics of up and coming model and actress Madison Murray who I follow on Instagram because she looks pretty good in her bikinis…bringing the New Years Cheer… Since it is New Years….a generally miserable time of broken dreams and high hopes and that’s just for tonight’s festivities…. Stresses of where you will be when the clock strikes midnight, knowing that wherever it is, it’ll be a disappointment….probably trying to hail a cab or rushing or something equally annoying… A day where you you lose site of what is important, the simple things that matter, like a babe half naked in pictures…dressed up specifically for the last possible holiday of the year…so thanks Madison Murray for grounding us and giving us what we all need…. Happy fucking new year…

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