Ashley Benson is some slob in panties…who pretends she is too good for Hollywood and above that whole thing, but she’ll whore herself out for any movie role or attention, by posting herself in panties, looking barely hot, but still in panties, while she films another movie, because I guess being one of the fat nobodies from Spring Breakers who was in her bikini despite being 20 pounds overweight opens all kinds of doors…
Lindsay Lohan was in Miami and I didn’t see her…even if she was accused of being involved in beating up Barron Hilton and other silly scandals…including a few bikini pics…I should have been there to witness in person since I am in Miami but I guess she lost my number… But at least I get to experience what she experienced in instagram…sure it’s not naked, sure it’s not even half naked, sure it’s not even hot and barely looks like Lohan, but as long as they say it’s her, and it’s on her instagram, it’s enough for me to feel like we were together…on more time…even when we weren’t’…I guess there’s always next time…ideally with more penetration, facials, full body massages…with happy beginnings and endings….
Weird Ethnic and Photoshopped…is what I like to call Arlenis Sosa Pena…that’s my nickname for her…even though I’ve never heard of her or met her…I figure giving randoms pet names…is just the level of creep I want to be…and that’s why I am going to start busting it at starbucks or with my wait staff who can’t escape me…because it is their job to humor me….just to see how they react to my love… Either way Arlenis Sosa Pena is in some boring catalog shots…and they bore the fuck out of me….but they are half naked enough to pretend they matter.
If you’re going to organize a protest, you might as well do it the Soviet way which is more hardcore than how Americans do it…cuz it involves a group of girls pissing on a picture of the president, it’s a far more fun than listening to people whine on facebook. Go big or go home.. I don’t know or care what they are protesting, I am just all about their cause.
Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst that d-list…and she has a shit stain on her thigh… You may know her because her older sisters are named Dani Thorne and Bella Thorne…they are some Disney trash with red hair…which I guess means she has parents who prostitute their kids out to the entertainment industry because it is good money and the American fucking dream…meaning they were raised with perfect questionable morals and values. Well unlike her boring sisters, she’s getting naked, in artistic nudes so it’s still acceptable… and I appreciate how she rebels and differentiates herself…and I fucking love it cuz her 21 year old body is banging… I want to marry her tits….even though I fear her weirdo redheaded family… I like her strategy.
Kaili Thorne is some no name actress who is in movies that are worst that d-list…and she has a shit stain on her thigh… You may know her because her older sisters are named Dani Thorne and Bella Thorne…they are some Disney trash with red hair…which I guess means she has parents who prostitute their kids out to the entertainment industry because it is good money and the American fucking dream…meaning they were raised with perfect questionable morals and values. Well unlike her boring sisters, she’s getting naked, in artistic nudes so it’s still acceptable… and I appreciate how she rebels and differentiates herself…and I fucking love it cuz her 21 year old body is banging… I want to marry her tits….even though I fear her weirdo redheaded family… I like her strategy.
It’s safe to say that Jessica Hart being fired from Victoria’s Secret was probably just a storyline to get them back in the news, because I was told she’s not actually fired from the magazine, but rather the girl they want to condition and create into the next Candice…meaning the whole thing was a publicity stunt. In case you didn’t know, it’s Holiday Season…you know in the event you are like me and never leave your house, except to go to Miami, where these Jessica Hart pics were taking, meaning we are in the same city right now, and she’s not on my lap, really questioning whether or not we’re actually soul mates as her tits make me think we are. And the Holiday season is the most important time for Victorias Secret, they make at least 1 billion in sales to idiots who don’t know what to get their chick as a gift, but assume this is what they want, because Victoria’s Secret has brain washed the fucking world into loving cheap, foreign, knock-off panties… That said, this Australian gold digger who has Paris Hilton herpes thanks to her Billionaire Boyfriend Stavros, a man who has fucked everyone… Funny story, I went to one of Stavros’ hotel room parties, and it was all dudes, there was no Jessica Hart fiancé around, her tits were nowhere to be found…because I guess he is either gay, or tired of every babe gold digging whore he fucks..and gets sucked into proposing to…that said…it was the worst party ever…. Either way, she’s good in her bikini….even if she’s probably a tall freakish monster in person…we don’t have to worry about that…since we’re not with her in person….staged paparazzi bikini pic publicity stunts…always my favorite level of low level….other than sex tapes of course.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
It’s safe to say that Jessica Hart being fired from Victoria’s Secret was probably just a storyline to get them back in the news, because I was told she’s not actually fired from the magazine, but rather the girl they want to condition and create into the next Candice…meaning the whole thing was a publicity stunt. In case you didn’t know, it’s Holiday Season…you know in the event you are like me and never leave your house, except to go to Miami, where these Jessica Hart pics were taking, meaning we are in the same city right now, and she’s not on my lap, really questioning whether or not we’re actually soul mates as her tits make me think we are. And the Holiday season is the most important time for Victorias Secret, they make at least 1 billion in sales to idiots who don’t know what to get their chick as a gift, but assume this is what they want, because Victoria’s Secret has brain washed the fucking world into loving cheap, foreign, knock-off panties… That said, this Australian gold digger who has Paris Hilton herpes thanks to her Billionaire Boyfriend Stavros, a man who has fucked everyone… Funny story, I went to one of Stavros’ hotel room parties, and it was all dudes, there was no Jessica Hart fiancé around, her tits were nowhere to be found…because I guess he is either gay, or tired of every babe gold digging whore he fucks..and gets sucked into proposing to…that said…it was the worst party ever…. Either way, she’s good in her bikini….even if she’s probably a tall freakish monster in person…we don’t have to worry about that…since we’re not with her in person….staged paparazzi bikini pic publicity stunts…always my favorite level of low level….other than sex tapes of course.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Georgia Salpa is not famous, at least not here, she is a busty girl who attends events and posts half naked pics on instagram, yet only 50 people care…but that doesn’t mean she’s not valid, or worth your time to stare at, in fact, it just means she’s more accessible in her quest of showing off her tits, because after a girl puts herself out there so much and no one bites, or gives her a TV show, she’s eager to talk to anyone who reaches out to her, hoping that they will make her dreams come true, and sure, I can’t do shit for her, but I can lie…and those tits…well they can do things for me, like smother me, feed me, and give me something to play with when I’m stressed…She’s lovely…and she’s at the Lingerie Awards, which is something that exists, because everything you can think of exists, no matter how irrelevant or stupid it may be… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Amy Adams is old…pushing 40…She’s a mom and she’s boring…but she’s a redhead who isn’t scary to look at, which is a rare occurrence and probably why she works in Hollywood, because when they find them, they have to scoop them up and exploit them… Her claim to fame was some Disney shit, and Lois Lane in Man of steel, so I guess her career is at it’s peak after what was probably 20 years of working at it… Now she’s in Vanity Fair and she’s sexing it up and showing back, which would probably be hotter if this was a porn magazine…and not Amy Adams…but she’s in her underwear anyways for the freaks out there who have an Amy Adams Fetish…yay