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Beyonce In a Tree Like a Monkey in a Swimsuit of the Day

Beyonce posted these Jamaica bikini pics on her tumblr, that you can assume are all retouched…and it turns out that despite popular belief…Beyonce is not a bikini model…but she probably reminds you hicks of this clip from Oprah in the 80s with a racist…not because I’m racist…but because you are and it’s just the obvious joke when a black girl starts climbing around in trees joke you probably I don’t really understand why Beyonce is compelled to show off her body…she’s worth so much fucking money, she could keep her Jamaica trip to her fucking self, it’s not like this sells albums, it just makes me think she’s addicted and starved for attention as she hits her 40s and Jay-Z hits every groupie and Rihanna around… It’s silly…but it happened…

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Adriana Lima’s Nipple in a Wet White Shirt of the Day

OMG! A model who has made her career being half naked…and even naked sometimes…I’m talking titties for fashion back from before she was a mom..gets into a wet t-shirt for a photoshoot and people actually care..even though she’s 100 years old in model years…and seeing her pull this wet t-shirt thing off like a college girl…only old as fuck…is…fuck it…fuck it all to hell…it’s hot..I’ll give into this one…fuck you for winning wet white t-shirt fetish….I can’t be a hater at all times…sometimes even the most evil, soulless pricks need to love……

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NS Novelties is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

If you’re Christian, then you know that Christmas is about the toys, and what better way to celebrate Christmas, or really any day with some toys…adult toys…because toys aren’t an age specific thing…the nature of the toy just changes…and once you get over the fact that your dick isn’t technologically advanced, and that engineers can craft something more efficient, then you’ll realize, shit makes for a better time for you…because Orgams…Orgasm are a girl’s best friend and the act of giving her an orgasm will make you a hero..up on some Enrique shit…So give girls orgasms…with these toys , you’ll be better than Santa in their eyes…and that’s a place you want to be… You can follow NS NOvelties on TWITTER on FACEBOOK or learn about these products on YOUTUBE TO YOU, OUR FAITHFUL stepELVES – We have a 25% Discount Code: NSNDSF use it wisely… You can see our lovely stepGIRLS posing with the toys here…. GET YOURSELF A TOY To see the Gift Guide CLICK HERE

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NS Novelties is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

NS Novelties is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

If you’re Christian, then you know that Christmas is about the toys, and what better way to celebrate Christmas, or really any day with some toys…adult toys…because toys aren’t an age specific thing…the nature of the toy just changes…and once you get over the fact that your dick isn’t technologically advanced, and that engineers can craft something more efficient, then you’ll realize, shit makes for a better time for you…because Orgams…Orgasm are a girl’s best friend and the act of giving her an orgasm will make you a hero..up on some Enrique shit…So give girls orgasms…with these toys , you’ll be better than Santa in their eyes…and that’s a place you want to be… You can follow NS NOvelties on TWITTER on FACEBOOK or learn about these products on YOUTUBE TO YOU, OUR FAITHFUL stepELVES – We have a 25% Discount Code: NSNDSF use it wisely… You can see our lovely stepGIRLS posing with the toys here…. GET YOURSELF A TOY To see the Gift Guide CLICK HERE

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Weird Topless Gillian Anderson Pic of the Day

Gillian Anderson posed with an Eel….not for Japanese Eel porn cameo, because the Japanese Eel porn industry is lucrative enough to hire someone like Gillian Anderson to be their featured guest…it’s for Charity…not that Eel porn isn’t charity, just not an official Charity…. The charity is called FISHLOVE and it is not some vaginal reference..it is for saving the oceans because the ocean is the foundation of our world…and I am actually a huge supporter of saving the oceans because our climate depends on it… So I’m into this Gillian Anderson shit, but probably not for the same reasons as the x-file nerds who are pretending this eel is an alien.. Freaks…

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Anmari Botha is Showing Nipple for Numero of the Day

Anmari Botha is some New Zealand model and like all models…and strippers…and really girls in general who crave male attention or getting ahead in any aspect of life…even just building her self esteem…she’s showing some nipple..a nipple that you probably couldn’t masturbate to because we are all desensitized freaks who need to delve into weirdness..unless we’ve come full circle and jerking off to nipple is that weirdness..which wouldn’t be so bad…considering the other weirdnesses available to us… I’m just happy to say, I’ve seen her tits. I feel like it brings us closer together…and paves a foundation for love…even though these pics are boring!

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HUF Worldwide is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

HUF WORLDWIDE is our third day of Christmas gift idea in our amazing VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE CALENDAR …and the reason we chose HUF is pretty simple…they’ve been making the single coolest socks around for a long ass time and now they do shoes and shirts and pretty much everything you need for everyone on your Christmas gift list…and even the people who aren’t on your gift list…especially any babe under 30 who you know because there really isn’t anything hotter than girls in nothing but socks…but I guess these also work for dudes….but we’re not about to start thinking about that…not here, not now, not when we have step girls modelling the goods….here are the pics. TO GET YOUR HUF STARTED CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

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Cinnamom Challenge with a Pepper Spray Twist of the Day

I figure if you’re going to make basic internet videos, you know redoing something that your friend’s mom was doing last year…you might as well make it a little more “epic” or hardcore… I mean that’s kinda the whole point of the fucking internet as far as I’m concerned…always moving forward into deeper and darker places… I guess this guy is on the same page as me because when he does the cinnamon challenge…a played out youtube prank…he has his friend pepper spray him…in what may be one of the dumbest acts around…and that may have have resulted in his death…which would probably be deserved because despite being funny as shit…you have to be a real idiot to pull this off…

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Fake Ski Viral of the Day

I don’t know if this is a viral video yet, or if it every will be, because german dudes in the alps is not very American, and America runs the internet, except maybe with that what the fox says video…but I’m going to assume that there is no scientific way that a dude doing weird stunts with his skis would be filmed doing weird stunts with his skis…and even if he did the chances of it flying 20 feet in the air through a bus window is as bullshit as the Jimmy KImmel twerk…but I like the fact that the public are idiots…and buy into everything they see…and I like to perpetuate the lie….and that’s why I am posting this…

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Ireland Baldwin is Big in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pics of model or aspiring model Ireland Baldwin in a bikini with her boyfriend, she’s 18, 6 foot and large…but has figured out, probably thanks to years of Media Training by her pro parents, that stand next to a bitch fatter than you, and you’ll always look skinny…she’s a clever one this Ireland Baldwin and I am a fan of whatever it is that she does…because..it’s harmless half naked 18 year old fun…and big or not..I’ll still look at the pics…

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