This is one of the dumbest thing to hit my Facebook feed since…every single girl posts her relationship issues, her health issues, her baby issues, her “life is great” motivational statuses, or statues announcing new jobs, vacations, moves, new houses…there’s just so much on Facebook to hate…including these people who got one of their friends, who I am going to assume is a dude, in a turkey costume, twerking, for Thanksgiving…this is some thematic photo op shit I’d expect from Courtney Stodden…done by normals..and it’s stupid as fuck…and since I hate you, I’m gonna share it with you..
A try hard LA rich kid has to learn authentic shit for rip off for her own personal gain somewhere…I mean it’s not like they teach twerking at Disneyland…or in Beverly Hills at her expensive dinners…hair salons…etc. I am not against disconnected rich kids…I just prefer when they know they are disconnected rich kids…but exploring the dark world of twerk events is ok…Miley reminds me of a bar mitzvah DJs….just easy to digest pop music filled good time for everyone…of all ages In more interesting news. Apparently….Chatroulette Still Exists…and some dude is doing the Miley on it… If you don’t like any of that…here she is rapping in a New Will.I.AM video… Here are some pics of her in COSMO
I posted some of these pics of FAT PIG UPTON yesterday…when I was in a state of shock that they happened…because FAT PIG UPTON is an enemy of the site, and really an enemy to the nation… If a girl of this size and level of disgusting can be celebrated, where is the motivation for girls to get fit, to not eat like cows, because apparently cows are what all you sick fucks want to fuck…cuz I guess hot girls are boring to you and you’re going down that slippery slope of weirdness… I think she’s been issued by the government to encourage obesity, to be a beacon of hope for fast food companies, and to create a sick and lazy nation… I don’t understand how seeing a fat girl rolling around in the sand is anything hot, or positive, if anything, these fuckers are just playing a sick joke on us… She is the worst. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
ANGELICA is a glorious angel sent from RUSSIA in the form of nude and amazing pics I want to get my tongue stuck in, if they weren’t on my screen but rather actually ANGELICA because this girl has got it going on…She proves with her Russian conviction, communist values, and hard work, that with the right level of effort, which is actually very little effort, she doesn’t even need to get dressed, but is still perfect. TO SEE MORE OF ANGELICA HARDCORE CLICK HERE
I was told by people at Victoria’s Secret who worked with Miranda Kerr that she was fired for fucking Bieber… I was told that she maintained her fake relationship with Orlando Bloom for a year because there was a cash settlement as part of the day. The reason was because they marketed her as the “mom” model everyone could relate to, and mom models aren’t supposed to fuck Biebers… Since then, she’s been doing nothing interesting, other than not getting work and going through her divorce… But it’s nice to see that her and Bieber’s love didn’t die and that despite his fucking hookers in Brazil, they can still go out in public and be seen together as the weirdest of couples around…no matter how big his Bieber dick is…shit is still creepy as fuck… Here’s their first public pic together since last year’s show when Miranda Kerr was at the top of the world…a place she has fallen pretty aggressively from. Yes…this is my kind of journalism.
Candice Swanepoel and the Victoria’s Secret girls are in the Caribbean, living the life of luxury while getting paid their 10,000 dollars a day to pose in bikinis, for catalog pictures that will be doctored of any substance, from vagina definition to hard nipples to pretty much anything good or of artistic merit, because they have a formula..and that formula is to take hot bitches and basically use them in the worst way…even though they are half naked…it’s the worst kind of half naked, but the behind the scenes pics aren’t so bad…even if we all know what they are going to become. It’s kinda like marriage. That wife you’re committing to is only going to get worse…day after day…get used to it….and you know what…Candice still has a great booty…always worth staring at even if it’s not operating at full capacity… TO SEE THE REST OF THE CANDICE PICS CLICK HERE Here are a couple other VS bitches in bikinis posing because that’s what Catalog shoots are all about…tall skinny bitches in bikinis… Andreea Diaconu: Gracie Carvalho Camille Rowe
When I was in High School and addicted to shitty 70s porn, back when renting a movie was based on the nudity warning, I had this concept of putting real sex in movies, because these assholes get enough and all whores anyway, that if they really wanted to work for their pay, and be “artists” who were “authentic” and not mainstream puppets with dark private lives, but a great public image, they’d get into their characters and penetrate girls…or whatever… Since High School, there have been a few movies that have had real sex in it, I mean you’re a pervert and probably know them all, I’m not going to bother naming them or googling them to find them…but I will say, that it is the way movies should be made…all movies..even Disney movies… Well, now the latest in sleaze is a movie called NYMPHOMANIAC that isn’t paying to advertise her, but that did put up a trailer on youtube with a fucking blowjob in it… But since it’s a mainstream movie, Youtube didn’t pull it or ban the account, but instead ran banners and pre-roll ads on it… Even though when I post a video of a girl in a bikini, my shit gets deleted… Big business gone dirty and big business being hypocritical…always a good time when there are dicks in mouth involved… Here is the YOUTUBE featuring BLOWJOB – good job GOOGLE…. If Youtube pulls it…here it is…
Lindsay Lohan’s social media manager put up these pics of her…behind the scenes of some set…I don’t know what this is a behind the scenes of…maybe it’s her Oscar winning performance…maybe it’s a commercial to help pay her rent…maybe it’s a TV show or photoshoot she’s doing a cameo in because she has no shame and is trying to get back into some level of relevance because despite looking 40…she’s still in her 20s…and most people in their 20s I know are still in college and haven’t started shit yet…so with all the people she knows and the fact that she’s Lohan…I believe in her second wind…anything can happen…even LINGERIE FOR TWEENS … Lohan’s looking good…it’s just too bad she never calls me anymore…one of life’s great tragedies..
This is a good way to sell purses…or shoes…or purses and shoes…because the naked Victoria’s Secret model doesn’t take away from the products she’s being paid to peddle like she was a hooker, whoring, and it allows us to focus on the craftsmanship…of who the fuck cares there’s a naked babe model naked for money like she was a stripper but way more luxurious, and any excuse to get any girl naked…is an excuse that we collectively celebrate by hating the purse and shoes for getting in the way of the spread eagle shots…
Sarah Stephens is an Australian 18 year old model who walked for Victoria’s Secret when she was 18, now at 22 she’s washed up and doing bootleg Victoria’s Secret campaigns because they help pay for the cocaine I assume all these model chicks are on…not because they are skinny, as I know a lot of fat coke heads, but because what the fuck else do you do when you work one day a month, make 5k and have all the time in the world to hunt down rockstars for the retirement plan…not that girls who look like this ever pay for their own coke- but you get what I am saying and that is that I want to get a record deal so that I can trick this glorious thing into my bed…I just need to learn how to sing first…even if Katy Perry never did.. I mean shit..these are amazing lingerie pics…she’s amazing..even if she’s a vapid egotistical cunt like the rest of them, it’s not her fault, she’s just being a girl.
