I saw these pics on another site yesterday or the day before and I laughed…I just assumed that they weren’t of Christina Hendricks…not because the bitch in the pics looks disgusting…but because I always found the Christina Hendricks hype insane…it just didn’t make sense to my brain…I mean big tits sure but the rest of her is big too, how’s that an accomplishment…but because she looked homeless and crazy…and I figured if I saw someone like this – I’d post it pretending it was a celeb….because it’s so the opposite of what they are supposed to look like leaving the house…not that Christina Hendricks but you get what I am saying…and that is that holy fuck those are big tits…even on a scary body I am compelled to touch…
Even top models…like Magdalena Frackowiak who work for the premiere authority on models…Victoria’s Secret…who even if they are garbage…in terms of what they do and represent – they still pull the best girl in the industry….like Magdalena Frackowiak…who you can see here not satisfied with hired photographers and paparazzi taking pics…but more into being like every other girl…ever…doing the SELFIE…because we aren’t self absorbed enough…let’s all start taking pics of ourselves…all fucking day…every fucking day…so the people we don’t know on the internet can see how cool, hot and interesting we are…it’s such an awful phenomenon, something that 10 years ago would make you hate a bitch you were dating, but that has become social norm…that even fat chicks do it…it’s crazy…but the good news is when the paparazzi are around…the selfie comes through at a better angle…the other good news is I’d watch this babe do anything…and everything… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I’ve seen Brooke Candy perform and she is in song on stage as bad as her nipples… For those of you who don’t know who Brooke Candy is, she’s some stripper, with bad tits, who decided to to the female rapper thing, because it’s popular and people are buying into it…and if you’re a slag willing to be slutty and talk about dick on stage, people listen, in Brooke Candy’s case mainly gay dudes… Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate her for being a slag, or for making shit music that’s getting her famous, especially since she stays true to her stripper roots with her nudity…I just don’t think she’s very good at what she does…not even at being topless..cuz weird shit’s going on here…but anything for attention works…when it involves nudity…I’m basic like that.
I don’t know much about Josephine Skriver but apparently she’s from Denmark and her mother is a lesbian and her dad is a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments that went right…and the good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents get freaky in the unconventional kinda fuck…making me thing…she strives harder to live a conventional hetero life…because no one wants to be like their parents…and in doing that…she fucks proper…but I’m just making assumptions…seeing as I’ve never heard of her before her toplessness for a fashion magazine that I think I want to write love songs about…love songs to sing on fire escapes of ex girlfriends….in hopes that as I get arrested they know I miss them….it’s a better strategy than kidnapping.
I don’t know much about Josephine Skriver but apparently she’s from Denmark and her mother is a lesbian and her dad is a gay marine Biolgist…and apparently…she was one of his science experiments that went right…and the good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents get freaky in the unconventional kinda fuck…making me thing…she strives harder to live a conventional hetero life…because no one wants to be like their parents…and in doing that…she fucks proper…but I’m just making assumptions…seeing as I’ve never heard of her before her toplessness for a fashion magazine that I think I want to write love songs about…love songs to sing on fire escapes of ex girlfriends….in hopes that as I get arrested they know I miss them….it’s a better strategy than kidnapping.
I am a horrible man, because this is hilarious to me…motherfucker got what he deserved…climbing to ridiculous heights to jump onto people…in what he probably thought would end in an epic stage dive…but that ended in people moving the fuck away and dude hitting the ground hard…because when a grown man jumps at you…you’d have to be an asshole to try to catch him…and asshole that apparently none of these people were…as dude slams into the ground full force…
I am a horrible man, because this is hilarious to me…motherfucker got what he deserved…climbing to ridiculous heights to jump onto people…in what he probably thought would end in an epic stage dive…but that ended in people moving the fuck away and dude hitting the ground hard…because when a grown man jumps at you…you’d have to be an asshole to try to catch him…and asshole that apparently none of these people were…as dude slams into the ground full force…
Ireland Baldwin is a big girl, and not just because she turned 18, but because she’s 8 feet tall and 240 lbs…but you can’t tell because she’s in a picture…and in that picture she’s in a bikini… Ireland Baldwin used to follow me on twitter, back when she was 17, it was a glorious few hours before she blocked me…then one day she unblocked me and followed me again and I knew magic was going to happen when she turned 18…only to be blocked again… So I wrote her what I write every girl who stops following me if I notice..cuz I general don’t care about these things..unless it opens up the door to troll…like this: I am ok with you ignoring me because our love being unrequited…it is more romantic…they make movies about these things…movies we won’t see together…but I know are about us….I dream about you everynight…I can’t wait to go to sleep – so that we can be together…and more importantly that I can wake up tomorrow and have another day loving you… Here are her bikini pics…
Because last night’s Victoria’s Secret informercial staged as a fashion show starring babes designed to sell product to the wishful thinkers on X-Mas… wasn’t enough redundant pics of girls in their underwear for you…because there is no redundancy to girls in lingerie ever…at least not to you…you’re addict and can never get enough pics of girls in their underwear…I get that… But I find the whole thing boring on almost all levels…from masturbation…but I guess looking at these girls…makes life better for the single man…knowing that girls like this…or like the Victoria’s Secret girls exist…while making life for the married man better because they get to visualize this when fucking their fat wives…before realizing they didn’t marry this…or ever fuck anything like this…and masturbating to this is depressing…and this couples with their fat wife represents all that went wrong in life…. Her name is Sylvie and these are her lingerie catalog pics of the day….
Here is the story…Last year, Nina Agdal was being pushed aggressively by her people to be the next cover girl for SI…so aggressively that I was convinced she was going to be the next cover girl…and I truly do not give a fuck about SI or the girls they feature… However, SI had sales objectives to meet and I guess in that decided to go with the sure shot Kate Upton, who the world loves, even though she’s fat, because it would be a good press angle that she had more covers that some bitch in the 60s with fat tits… Nina Agdal even fucked Adam Levine to help build her profile…something that tainted her for life… I am sure, the SI team assured her that they were sorry, it was numbers and next year (as in this year) she had it in the bag… Then Emily Ratajkowski happened…. And SI booked Emily to do their shoot, knowing she’d be on the cover, because she’s a bigger deal than Kate Upton….and Nina Agdal is reaching like a thirsty bitch…to get noticed…because maybe…just maybe…she will win cover…because she deserves it…after all the press hustle…and years of working with SI…even though she knows she won’t… But in being a thirsty girl reaching…she’s been doing the Emily Ratajkowski and showing her nipples…something that a year ago…she pretty much said she’d never do…and I know one thing…I love a desperate girl…even if she looks semi-retarded… I keep rooting for her, even if it’s a sad storyline…it’s better than still being in war torn Russia or working the cam sites…like the other girls from her home town… Here are her nipples for some Danish magazine…like I said…she’s REACHING…hard.
