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Kendall Jenner’s #RichKidsofInstagram Pic of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is a rich kid….she’s got an instagram…so it’s only natural she’d post her ass in a rich kid of instagram style picture I mean she may or may not be the one producing the Rich Kids of Instagram reality show in the works..because she is the queen rich kid of Instagram…not the richest…but up there with the loudest and most obnoxious…it’s not her fault…it’s a family thing…and I’d totally K-Fed her if they were looking to throw a wrench in the storyline of their shit show…

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Clover is the Babe of the Night

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Her name is CLOVER …and she must be FOUR LEAFED because looking at her naked makes me feel like the luckiest drunk green midget around…I mean…I guess if I was actually the luckiest drunk midget she’d be in my bed, sitting on my face, singing me Irish lullabies, not that she’s even irish, and either am I, but for tonight…at 3 am…I can be whatever the fuck I want…as I look at this masterpiece of a model…all naked…and shit…and you should be too… TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE Via X-Art

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Clover is the Babe of the Night

Posted on November 12, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is CLOVER …and she must be FOUR LEAFED because looking at her naked makes me feel like the luckiest drunk green midget around…I mean…I guess if I was actually the luckiest drunk midget she’d be in my bed, sitting on my face, singing me Irish lullabies, not that she’s even irish, and either am I, but for tonight…at 3 am…I can be whatever the fuck I want…as I look at this masterpiece of a model…all naked…and shit…and you should be too… TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE Via X-Art

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Emily Ratajkowski for La Bandita of the Day

Posted on November 11, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is safe to say that this is a total mis-use of EmRata’s tits…because they are fantastic, normally nude, and really the reason she’s seen any of the success she’s seen, thanks to one major video set to one of the most annoying songs ever to be on the radio on repeat…all the fucking time…making me want to kill whatever rhymes with hug me… However, she is still a fantastic looking piece of woman, that I would like to take on a date this weekend, but she doesn’t respond to my emails, tweets and attempts to make her fall in love with me, I guess I am going to have to do things the old fashion way and park my van outside her house to take what is rightfully mine…even if her fake lips are hilariously silly….and that is her love…she just doesn’t know it yet…and I am going to do that through song and interpretive dance….ladies love interpretative dance…trust me…

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Irina Shayk’s Miami Fitness is Amazing Enough for Me of the Day

Posted on November 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sometimes all you need to motivate yourself is pictures of some Russian mail order bride who scammed her way into celebrity with her vagina…that I assume is a magical place her boyfriend never touched…because he’s gay…but he paid her off to not tell anyone by getting her in SI and giving her the American Dream all Russian girls want…and deserve because I guess during communism rule…all the ugly ones died off mysteriously as they were crafting an amazingly hot nation…I mean if pictures of babes don’t depress you while you’re either laying in bed jerking off to them..knowing you will never fuck them…or at work making money for your fat wife you knocked up to be conventional to spend all your shitty money… TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Russian Swinger of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I prefer my swingers to be hot 20 year old trophy wife’s of old rich guys…who have made part of the deal fucking other dudes…who have dicks that actually work…but swingers are never that but always…300 pounds of “we’re too disgusting to want to fuck each other, let’s pollute the lives of other people”… But this Russian Swinger…is pretty fucking Russian about swinging. He is a champion of the shit…Gold Medal winner like his country crafted him with rationed bread and work programs to make him strong like bull and capable of out-swinging any American swinger.. What it comes down to is that I love all things Russian, especially my girlfriend Irina…who doesn’t know she is my gf, or doesn’t really want to be my girlfriend… but will know when she is finally arrives in the mail from bride service I bought her at…based on her pictures…she’s got a great personality…and I will offer her the American dream…which to anyone who is American knows…is full of disappointment and failure… When she acts up, I will show her pictures of war torn Russia….back in the iron curtain era…to keep her in line…BOOM. Here’s a dog who know how to cross the street…

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Genevieve Morton is Fat of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is a terribly sad trend going on in bikini models – they are all eating too much salt, or just eating too much… This Genevieve Morton chick probably got cast by this company who booked her from her hot pics of yesteryear…before Kate Upton told her it’s ok to be plus sized…because dudes who buy magazines are into fat chicks…cuz they are married to even fatter chicks…comparatively…these are babes……not knowing they were getting a pig…only to get a big old pig…unable to re-schedule because budget was spent..they just went with it…despite what they actually wanted. Call me old school, but I like my bikini models to be fit…I don’t think there is anything wrong with getting a girl who does her squats in a bikini and paying her…but I do think there’s a whole lot wrong with getting a girl who looks like she ate her weighted squat weight in donuts…in a bikini… The funny thing in all this is that she’s gonna be in SI Swimsuit this year. High Standards yo… Someone needs to give me a magazine, where I will recruit actual fucking babes…not girls who played Babe pig in the City in their church Christmas pageant…while eating a plate of pork products…seriously.

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Rihanna’s Barbados Bikini Party of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna is back home in Barbados for her grandfather’s 85th birthday. She posted a bunch of pics of him on her instagram and apparently her fans get very upset when you ask if that’s her new Chris Brown…because I have been getting hate messages all fucking day…seriously, who gives a fuck… I love Barbados, I love Rihanna’s body, even if it’s not that great, but good enough for someone who isn’t a bikini model, and even if Barbados talks shit behind her back, talking about her being a child hooker and that’s how she got to where she is today, a hooker who is clearly good at hooking if the story is true….because she’s outside her 22 million dollar house…you see before she was “Rihanna”…she was living in a fucking shanty…now she’s with all the white people her mom and granny probably serviced…and her dad picked up garbage from…cuz he was a garbage man.. Funny how things work out…maybe even exciting…if you have any fucking vision…and if you don’t…you’ll probably like these bikini pics…cuz you won’t see all her flaws… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Afternoon Hangover Dump of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite thing about staying up all night texting a girl obsessively because she looks good enough quality to marry…is when she doesn’t send me nude pics…it’s the best… I master rejection on all platforms… Here are some morning links… How Not to Ride Through Sand GO Ashlee Simpson is a Fat Pig.. GO Bikini Shopping at Wal Mart GO Girls You Can Barely See… GO 12 People Who Fuck Up Bowling… GO Candice Swanepoel Posing With Bras GO Taylor Swift in her Old Lady Dress GO Ariana Grande for Complex… GO 15 Actors You Would Recognize in These Roles GO 13 Dogs on Slides GO WEBCAM PARTY GO

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Lindsay Lohan Selfies Are My Porn of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is a delicate flower sent from heaven to grace the world with her talent and grace…she is the closes thing to “Old Hollywood” Glamour we have in this world of gutter, prostitute fame whores…but the good part of “Old Hollywood” Glamour , overdoses, unpaid hotel bills, sex scandals and illegitimate babies left on the bathroom floor of high end restaurants while wearing Chanel… I believe she will make a comeback and that one day the selfie she takes will be more an award winning cinematographer giving her the venue she needs to shine bright like the raped and pillaged diamond she is… You know polish this babe off and pump some life into her like she’s pumping up her lips.. It is time for the revival…#TeamLohan for Life.

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