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Coco Smothering a Beach Ball of the Day

Some fat chick posted something on her Facebook about how girls with fat asses are healthier than girls with not fat asses thanks to misreading the article and not realizing that they didn’t mean a girl who was 100 pounds overweight with a fat ass, but rather a girl with a fat ass in proportion to her stomach…something that doesn’t really apply to this fat ass, because her fat ass is implants…but that still made me laugh, but not as much as seeing Coco choke out this beach ball like it killed one of her relatives, too big and old to pull this off, yet still doing this, because either she’s a fetish model, or maybe she just needs the male attention, and for some reason I am totally into the ridiculousness in it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Adele Exarchopoulos for GQ of the Day

These GQ pics of Adele Exarchopoulos, an actress who you probably only heard about last week, when the movie she has a lot of scandalous sex in was on the press tour because it was finally allowed in the USA, despite being pretty fucking racy, a movie I POSTED SOME HOT GIFs From …hot GIFs that are substantially better than these week old GQ pics, but I endorse any actress willing to get fucked on camera, especially at such a young and new to the industry age…so here she is, even if you’ve seen it before… Here’s the video… I call this post an excuse to link to THE HOT NUDE GIFS FROM THE MOVIE SHE IS IN

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Adele Exarchopoulos for GQ of the Day

Some Rihanna Underwater Bikini Erotica of the Day

I am into Rihanna’s self produced erotica and I don’t know why but I know I can’t help it…I mean I know she’s not the hottest girl out there, I know that her body isn’t the greatest, I know her talent and success are pretty much totally mutually exclusive..,meaning she shouldn’t be this famous based on her singing, dancing, or even look…but in some kind of deal making with the devil…she is… I guess that she knows it, and that is the reason she keeps up the exhibitionism, it brings back memories of her sucking the dick to the top…and even more confusing than her fame, from shanty to 22 million dollar condo in Barbados is that I buy into her bullshit…. I blame the self shot bikini pics, that are almost unnecessary because she’s so fucking famous, which makes the fact that she does them pretty hype, and I guess I am that easy to win over… Here are the pics she just posted…while I go drink…

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Some Rihanna Underwater Bikini Erotica of the Day

Back of Truck Comedian Fail of the Day

I don’t know where this video was shot, or when it was shot, I just know it happened, it is in another immigrant language and it’s ridiculous. From my deep investigative journalism approach to this video, I watched it and saw a topless dude trying to make people laugh with some chick he was in the back of a truck with, in what I assumed was going to be a little public sex video that I would have definitely watched, but rather became a fail video, that I will still watch, because lets face it, assholes trying to be funny, getting owned by fate, make them actually funny..which is ultimately what they were going for, it just happened in a better way that their retard ass intended for it…. If you don’t like that, here’s a dude ambushing his neighbor’s dog with an air horn to keep it from crapping in the yard… Or maybe you prefer this Woman Driver

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Back of Truck Comedian Fail of the Day

Selena Gomez is Awesome in a Bikini of the Day

I think I just fell in love with Selena Gomez…all it took was a few months to forget she scissored with Justin Beiber in some of the gayest lesbian sex ever…but more importantly it took some touring to shed that pesky 10 pounds of weed and prescription pill weight that was holding you down and making her not very amazing to look at in a bikini in Springbreakers…. She’s the kind of girl I want to sing love songs, written by a team of a dozen people, set up by the record label, in efforts to sell millions of copies, like I am some kind of money making puppet, because she’s into those kinds of long songs…and maybe, just maybe, we’ll scissor one day too…cuz I am an inny not an putty. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Selena Gomez is Awesome in a Bikini of the Day

Selena Gomez is Awesome in a Bikini of the Day

I think I just fell in love with Selena Gomez…all it took was a few months to forget she scissored with Justin Beiber in some of the gayest lesbian sex ever…but more importantly it took some touring to shed that pesky 10 pounds of weed and prescription pill weight that was holding you down and making her not very amazing to look at in a bikini in Springbreakers…. She’s the kind of girl I want to sing love songs, written by a team of a dozen people, set up by the record label, in efforts to sell millions of copies, like I am some kind of money making puppet, because she’s into those kinds of long songs…and maybe, just maybe, we’ll scissor one day too…cuz I am an inny not an putty. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Very NSFW Adrien Broner Sex Tape of the Day

You know how it is when you’re a bored overpaid athlete…you have girls throwing themselves at you all fucking day and even when they aren’t….it’s just a matter of making a phone call…since you know as well as they know that they are just in it for the money anyways, so whether they are legit gold diggers or groupies or hookers…in your mind they are all the fucking same…and you have sex with them regardless because there is just a lot of downtime and nothin’ to do in your privileged life… The funny thing is that girls know that Athletes are all alpha males with a lot of money, yet they jump at the opportunity to be jumped by them, like it is some kind of status thing…so weird. The only pro athletes who aren’t out fucking random young sluts without a condom in hotel room threesomes are the weirdo Jesus freaks who play baseball, but other than that…it’s an anything goes free for all orgy filled with unwanted pregnancies, illegitimate babies and courtroom paternity test settlements… He’s a boxer, and like many boxers before him, he’s all testosterone fueled and the bitches be ready to fuck…this was leaked to Worldstar cuz the girls are probably trying to fame whore…use every opportunity you can yo…. Started from the unprotected sex with the ratchets…now we’re here… Who really knows if it is him all I See is unprotected EGGPLANT …and to celebrate that…you should GET THIS it’s the unofficial sex tape mercy.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/adrienbronecahyudedw01.flv

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NSFW Pippi Longstocking star Tami Erin’s Sex Tape of the Day

I am a little late on this…but apparently the Pipi Longstocking tape that was advertised as being stolen and leaked without her consent has hit the internet and is available for sale…but as someone who has been on a porn set, I know that even the fucking make-up artist has to have her ID photocopied and contracts need to be signed, cuz this shit is regulated hard… This is just another basic example of a basic low level trying to get famous in the most basic way…and the good news is she does anal, but in this day and age, I think everyone does anal… If this happened when she was still on TV…you know still on Pipi Longstocking and not just a the girl who was on Pipi Longstocking people over 40 remember…this could be interesting… I mean at least more interesting than seeing a chick craving attention getting cummed on her belly…because I’m always down to watch that shit…even if it’s an obvious fail on all fronts… People just don’t get it…this isn’t the 90s…sex tapes don’t fool us anymore…

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Topanga in a Bikini of the Day

Your inner 10 year old is probably really excited to see these Topanga in a bikini pics, because at 10, you didn’t know better and as the love interest on your favorite show, you had no choice but to want to lose your virginity to her, even if you always found her a little weird looking……and your inner 10 year old may be having a conflict with your current unrealistic expectations of the women you want to see in a bikinis thanks to the media who shoves fit babes down your throat all day…photoshopped to be better quality than this…except in Kate Upton’s case, where they just milk her for being fat…and people seem to love it… I have no real opinion of this, it’s a girl in a bikini the paparazzi are taking pics of, a bikini that should be a snowsuit, but I’ve got no standards and have been through way worse…that as easy as it is to tease her for this, it’s just as easy to stare and think “TITS”…which I guess is a more positive approach…I mean why hate Topanga…she’s not going out of her way to fame whore or annoy us and she hasn’t been on TV since the 90s…let her be at peace…even though I should hate her for telling me off on Twitter once… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE I prefer seeing her Party Slutting

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Topanga in a Bikini of the Day

Lady Discharges Taser on TV of the Day

If you don’t like seeing an idiot woman playing with a taser and shooting it off accidentally…in what would have been better if it hit someone, mainly herself…then here’s a Fast Food Bath Salts Freak Out because idiots make the world go round and I like watching the videos of them….

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Lady Discharges Taser on TV of the Day