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Lady Discharges Taser on TV of the Day

If you don’t like seeing an idiot woman playing with a taser and shooting it off accidentally…in what would have been better if it hit someone, mainly herself…then here’s a Fast Food Bath Salts Freak Out because idiots make the world go round and I like watching the videos of them….

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Martha Hunt and Samantha Gradoville are Naked for Fashion of the Day

Martha Hunt and Samantha Gradoville are a couple of models who really grasp the importance of getting naked to get ahead as a fashion model, I mean it is done tastefully, so what is the big deal in being topless, right? There is none, but before these girls were models, and even now, they are probably still all uptight about getting topless in sexts and shit because that’s slutty, but once behind some hipster photographer creeper getting them half naked, it’s art and it’s gonna take em places, places that are further and further away from my bed, because the more famous a model gets, the less they fuck me…that’s a fact.

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Martha Hunt and Samantha Gradoville are Naked for Fashion of the Day

Salma Hayek Thong Ass of the Day

Salma Hayek was on set yesterday and everyone got excited because her old mexican tit was hanging out of her shirt…all big and round like you’d expect from a Mexican who only exists because of her big old tit…but the real excitement happened when her skirt got blown up by divine intervention, up on some Final Destination shit, like winning the lottery or not getting on a plane that ends up crashing, or avoiding a getting run over or having a drug overdose by staying in the night your friend hooks up bad pills…only better, because you don’t die looking at her ass as it’s exposed to you by the heavens….or maybe you do…all I know is it’s good. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Salma Hayek Thong Ass of the Day

Rihanna’s in a Bikini Again and I Like It of the Day

Rihanna has proven yet again that she doesn’t need magazines to take bikini pics of her, she can just do that shit on her own, and even keep it interesting by getting into twerk stance…because really in this day and age…twerk stance is all we really need to keep life worth living and bikini pics worth looking at and in Rihanna’s defence, she’s a black chick from the islands, she’s not jumping on any trend, her fucking granny twerks, I mean not now that she’s dead, but pre-death she twerked…and her granny’s granny twerked…this is just a cultural experience yo….a half naked cultural experience on instagram.

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Rihanna’s in a Bikini Again and I Like It of the Day

Miley and Her New Boyfriend Turnt Up of the Day

In the wise words of Miley Cyrus… So it’s true. If you turn the lights off and look into a mirror and say #turndown4WHAT 3 times fast shit gets TURNT. It is poetry from a retard who listen to too much LA hip hop radio…that confuses me because I am not a 15 year old medicated retard at the mall, but also because it’s set to this picture of her and her boyfriend…I mean is this a love letter…is this romance…if I was the bearded dude…I’d be loving every second of this ridiculousness…texting my homies being like “I’m fucking Miley Cyrus, Hilarious Right”…and we’d all laugh and laugh…because 3 times fast shit gets turnt.

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Miley and Her New Boyfriend Turnt Up of the Day

Isabeli Fontana in Some Lingerie Campaign of the Day

I like to think the most fascinating thing about Isabeli Fontana has nothing to do with the fact that she’s some OG model from Brazil who got half naked for Victoria’s Secret, a company that pretends they aren’t child pornographers, but rather lingerie vendors…a gig that got Victoria’s Secret in trouble, because casting tweens to model their shit should be against the rules, I mean it is for my neighbor who is all about that shit..so it should be for billion dollar companies too… But rather that she was engaged to Bob Marley’s son…meaning she’s gone black like she was Miley…she also has a couple of babies…and for some reason all of her seems so intact…making her a magical specimen of half nakedness for some lingerie company…. If only all 30 year olds looked like this, instead of like the weirdo 30 year olds I saw in a diner talking about how shitty being 30 is, all fat and alone drinking and eating away their pain, those 30 year olds were the fucking worst…while Isabeli in all her ethnic sounding name elegance is a fucking babe.

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Isabeli Fontana in Some Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Beach Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

This beach brawl video isn’t even that good, it’s just a ridiculous voice over edit that for some reason I thought was funny for the 10 seconds I watched it, a reason I call alcoholism and hatred for frat boy jock types who would find this funny, and the irony in this being one of their jokes and something you know they thought was genius while putting together, made me chuckle…or some shit… The good news is that here are some other videos…an unexpected accident… 21 People Light Themselves on Fire A Girl Vs a Vacuum Cleaner

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Beach Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

Jojo in a Random Bikini Picture of the DAy

I like to think the week, or maybe even life, doesn’t actually begin until you see Jojo, some low level practically non existent singer, who was possibly a one hit wonder in the 90s, or early 2000s….wearing a bikini on a photoshoot like she still matters, or like she’s on some kind of comeback tour, now that she’s pushing 30, no longer jailbait, and possibly running out of money…in a “Let’s give this one more shot” hustle…and the amazing thing is that bikini pics is really all a girl needs to get ahead these days, which brings me hope, because needing actual talent to get noticed would throw everything off…and all these low levels you are into wouldn’t actually exist…and where would that leave us…today…no where good I tell ya….no where good.

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Jojo in a Random Bikini Picture of the DAy

Nina Agdal’s Boring Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Nina Agdal aka one of the many vaginas tainted by Adam Levine is in some Holiday lingerie catalog pics…that like most lingerie catalog pics are boring as fuck…and not even worth looking at, yet for some reason, a reason I call tits get hits, I feel compelled to post this…you see I don’t care about Nina Agdal or her story…or her career…or even that she is paid to pose half naked…I wouldn’t care if she was fully naked…because the internet has made naked so accessible that we don’t need people like that to waste space in our brains…yet here I am making it seem like she matters…when really she doesn’t..especially in these shitty pics…

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Cheryl Cole’s 2014 Calendar of the Day

Her name is Cheryl Cole and you probably don’t know her. If you do you aren’t from the States, but rather the UK where she was in a pop band and a host of some X-Factor shit that she couldn’t leverage to America, because as you can see from her tattoos she’s a gutter trashy chick who was built hot enough to be packaged in a pop band, but who was never quite “refined” enough to do much else…and now that her career has clearly gone to low level status, she’s releasing a calendar for her gutter fans who can’t afford computer or any technology that makes calendars totally obsolete…and shit’s a little steamy and a little porny and I like every second of her soccer player marrying ass…

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Cheryl Cole’s 2014 Calendar of the Day