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Helen Flanagan’s 2014 Calendar of the Day

If you don’t know who Helen Flanagan is…don’t worry…either does anyone else…I mean sure there are obviously random creeper fans who think she’s the greatest set of tits since Kate Upton who follow her every move…but I’m talking general public, especially not in North America…know who this trashy British pile of amazingness who was once on TV only to quit to be a titty model…a career choice that usually goes down in reverse…and now she’s putting out her own calendars and looking good while doing it…not to mention she’s showing some nipple…meaning she’s taking this titty model thing pretty fucking serious…which surprisingly is probably the easiest thing in life to do seriously…as it only requires a camera and you taking off your fucking shirt…talent…motherfuckers..talent…

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Helen Flanagan’s 2014 Calendar of the Day

Joanna Krupa is Topless of the Day

I have this theory that most girls with fake tits don’t agree with that is – if you’ve got fake tits…you don’t need to wear a shirt…because they aren’t your actual tits…but more things you just purchased and that you should so off to the world like as if they were a new shirt…or new car….and apparently Joanna Krupa agrees with me… I mean I have the same theory for natural tits, but this is America and Tits are an attack on our Christian morals and freedoms, unlike everywhere else in the world, from Africa to Europe…which I guess works for me, and Joanna Krupa, since a titty obsessed society, makes low levels like us, who are all about brining the titty relevant…Tits get hits motherfucker and here’s old lady Joanna Krupa, the den mother of this shit…bringing it… to see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Candice Swanepoel in Some Topless Video of the Day

Candice Swanepoel did a video for YOUTUBE where she didn’t show her nipples…but did show her awesome fit body..and I didn’t bother watching it because pornography or anything worth masturbating to should be a little less black and white and a lot more spread eagled…I’m so traditional in my thinking like that.

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Candice Swanepoel in Some Topless Video of the Day

Amanda Seyfried on Set of the Day

I used to like Amanda Seyfriend…but despite her Disney career being supported by a nude movie career in CHLOE and LOVELACE …that I thought was spectacular…. I just can’t see past the fact that she lets Justin Long, no matter how long he is, inside her… If anything it makes me hate her and her tainted pussy.. I always judge a girl by the cock she fills the void in her soul with…and unfortunately for Seyfriend…she’s failed us all. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Ariana Grande Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Here’s the very wholesome, at least in the way she’s marketed, because no girl in Hollywood, or even in the LA area is wholesome, they are all broken down fame whores, Ariana Grande having a shitty Upskirt, that I think is an up skirt, but can’t be too fucking sure is an up skirt…but is still awesome…because there is no such thing as a shitty up skirt…although not all are created equally, they are all worth staring at until you start feeling awkward about staring at the shit for that long…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Ariana Grande Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Lena Dunham Milks her Mother of the Day

Lena Dunham may be a talented writer, she may have great concepts and a great sense of humour, but the fact remains that she is disgusting and if her parents were not in the New York art scene and she wasn’t some little rich kid hipster with a trust fund, the only people who would be reading her writing would be her cats and maybe her vibrator…or even some socially awkward dude who probably raped at least one person because getting with her requires sexual deviance….but that’s not the lottery ticket she was given…the lottery ticket she was given involved getting her projects funded and sold…and she became figurehead for ugly chicks to think it’s ok to be ugly, and that you’ll get on TV if you’re ugly, thanks to this whole anti-Cyberbullying bullshit…to make the losers feel like winners…even though society was built on survival of the fittest… Here she is with her mother, or what you’d expect her mother to look like, if you didn’t know that her mother is some well connected Kris Jenner who made Lena Dunham exist, probably out of guilt for the nuclear meltdown that was her and her husbands genetic incompatibility

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Lena Dunham Milks her Mother of the Day

Shay Mitchell in Some Hot Shoot of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some actress from some show called Pretty Little Liars…she is from Canada, which would be more exciting for me if Canada was actual the way Americans interpret it, you know a small village where we all know each other, and get together in our igloos for the yearly seal hunt…that always ends in some beaver pelt trading…maple syrup eating…all set to the sounds of Avril Lavigne, Nickelback and Celine Dion…because if that was the case, I would know this girl, and probably have at least one illegitimate kid with her…because Canada also has deadbeat dads…. She’s very fucking lovely…at least in this photoshoot. I’m not sure where it is fun, but I’m a fan…

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Shay Mitchell in Some Hot Shoot of the Day

Elena Santarelli in some Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Her name is Elena Santarelli, she’s an Italian…in her 30s…and rocking’ some pretty funny 90s tattoos that don’t really offend me enough to not stare at her old model ass in a bikini…apparently…she’s been on TV…and she’s’ affiliated with Elisabetta Canalis…but I could be wrong…because her wikipedia is in Italian…as she doesn’t matter in the english speaking world…and probably never will matter in the english speaking world…because she’s not in her 20s…it’s just life of a woman…it all falls apart at 29…crashes and burns yo’…but this chick is still good enough for me…but in my defence…so is rotting sandwich meat….or the female equivalent…I got low standards…

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Elena Santarelli in some Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini in Dubai of the Day

Tulisa Contostavlos used to be a lot fatter than this…so I guess looking at her in a bikini is better than it was years ago…but I am more into her for the blow job video she released and pretended she didn’t release by going the extra mile and suing her ex boyfriend they pretended released it…a video that made her shitty pop music career become a hosting gig next to Simon Cowell…reminding us all what Kim Kardashian taught us and that’s getting naked on the internet opens up the floodgates of opportunity…so girls if you need someone to consult you on your videos before you release them..I am your guy…totally ready for it… She’s probably a horrible person, but in pictures…I can handle her… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bikini in Dubai of the Day

Alyssa Miller for Free People of the Day

The problem with Alyssa Miller is that her vagina is being marketed as something that smells like Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis, which is the fucking worst, because despite girls loving Jake Gyllenhaal, he’s a total bitch of a human who I have met and seen have a tantrum and it was hilarious….reminding me that she’s just bearding and if anything the only thing of hers that smells like Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis are a pair of her panties he steals to wear around the fucking house when she’s not banging him with a strap on…. So that makes her and her bikini modelling pretty okay by me..

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Alyssa Miller for Free People of the Day