Here’s a babe who clearly works a horrible retail job that finances her fast food eating…and she’s not ashamed to be a big personality to compensate for her big person… I don’t know if I would take any morning workout advice from her…I mean unless without this workout she’d be another 250 pounds…maybe this is skinny her… The irony is that song tells her to put her neck into it…but she doesn’t have a neck… Redneck shit yo’….but at least she’s having fun…and the scariest thing in all this is that some motherfucker, somewhere out there, fucks her…. Video sent in by FOETUS because he masturbated to it.
Here’s a video of some drunk girl spitting in a cop’s face….because you may think that cops deserve to be spat on…or maybe you just like the idea of drunk girls spitting on your face…because it makes you feel good…because any female attention is better than what you’re getting…right? If you don’t like that…here’s a dude who eats an apple with no hands…
Whenever I see Nina Agdal…I am reminded that she has had unprotected sex with Adam Levine, like she is still stained by his semen, but more importantly, she wasn’t good enough to keep Adam Levine…which makes her pretty fucking awful… She also reminds me of the guy I saw making out with a girl with Down’s Syndrome in public, in a he took her out of the institution she clearly lived at for a day trip, and was taking advantage hard…not because of true love…but because mentally handicapped people have a hard time saying no…literally…not to mention they are horny as fuck and always masturbating…. Here she is posing in underwear.
Julianne Hough is a low level fame whore just trying to make it in the world of celebrity…she was on Dancing with the Stars, but is best know for being Ryan Seacrest’s beard who decided to quit dancing with the stars to have a legit acting career where she has been cast in any roll that involves choreographed dance…meaning any roll that is fucking horrible to watch…making her just some low level bottom feeder I can stomach…even when she’s walking around in a tight dress with hard nipples on…because I know her hustle…and hate her for it…but I”ll post the pics anyway…cuz I got nothing else going on…. CS CLICK HERE
Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now out of work…and looking for attention…because she’s taken her skinny body to the beach…where she’s posing in yoga stance wearing a bikini which is what I call strategic pornography. I mean she might as well be laying their spread eagled screaming “LOOK AT ME EVERYONE”…but this strategy is more subtle, less obvious, and thus more effective…it’s attention whoring 101…a class I am willing to teach at any local college willing to hire me.
I listen to is Miley Cyrus music….but that’s only because everyone I meet hates on her for her new hustle…they think what she’s doing to hip hop is almost as bad as her shitty white girl ass twerking…but I see the big fucking picture… her impact on the youth, her Hannah Montana fans…showing them that it’s ok to pop pills, not wear bras, and shake their asses to rap music…is something that they need to learn, at least for the same of my personal entertainment, so who better than some Disney Harlot to be that voice…at least as far as I’m concerned because I am a pervert…and the more twerking there is…the better…our lives are…and that’s a fact… She’s in Harper’s Bazaar, doing the press hustle, shot by Terry Richardson, her favorite creeper who got her naked in her music video, these are just a preview of what’s to come, it’s safe to say, things will get a little more racy and I am into that…because Miley is willing…and a willing Miley makes for a Miley worth paying attention to, because without this, she’s just some spoiled brat, coddled, money making piece of shit.
This is funny to me, mainly because celebrities are robots and not human to me, you see if this was a girl on a bus, or in a park at the playground, I would probably be like “someone should call the police”…but when it comes to Beyonce, I kinda want him to win, you know and drag her out back to his van where he takes her to some camp in the woods where she is never found again… Unfortunately, Beyonce forgives her crazy fan who can’t get enough Beyonce, after getting manhandled by his super gay powers, because you’d think she’d need farm equipment to handle moving her from pasture to pasture…. The whole thing could have ended so much better to the world…since she’s evil..but again, Beyonce wins.
This guy seems to have it all figured out…he’s pulling my favorite move that I usually save for the dance floor, only I have way more style, rhythm and grace, or at least I think I do because I am drunk and when drunk we are all good dancers….because my creeper brushing up against random girls happens on the dance floor… This guy who is awkwardly standing behind chicks with a hand in my pocket bumping’ into their asses like this freak…is kinda funny, even if he deserves to get beat the fuck up…and really the only question I have, is who the camera man is….
This guy seems to have it all figured out…he’s pulling my favorite move that I usually save for the dance floor, only I have way more style, rhythm and grace, or at least I think I do because I am drunk and when drunk we are all good dancers….because my creeper brushing up against random girls happens on the dance floor… This guy who is awkwardly standing behind chicks with a hand in my pocket bumping’ into their asses like this freak…is kinda funny, even if he deserves to get beat the fuck up…and really the only question I have, is who the camera man is….
Wow…I had no idea the Emmys were happening…or happened…because I am the worst celebrity blogger in the history of celebrity bloggers…but more importantly…I generally don’t give a fuck about any of this shit…and I am just more into mocking these assholes….because they aren’t as good as they think they are…and they aren’t as hot as they think they are…and they are paid a lot of fucking money and sucked up to by so many people who shouldn’t suck up to them…because they don’t deserve to be sucked up to…in this weird eco-system or micro society of fucking insanity…that makes no sense…but that the public eats up because the public are fucking retards…overworked, in debt and too tired to realize the lie… I mean they even have their own fucking award shows celebrating their lives and their work…even though their bank accounts and easy living should celebrate that shit enough for them…it’s so arrogant, pretentious, pompous and I hate everything about it.. The money that went into this…is money that could be applied to so many useful things…things that aren’t random awards for idiots who already won… They celebrated Heidi Klum, I mean really? What kind of award show is this shit… The highlight, as far as I’m concerned is this pic of Sarah Highland… CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE WINNERS AND ALL THE BITCHES IN DRESSES
