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Anastasia Ashley Rockin’ her stepSHIRT of the Day

Anastasia Ashley may not be your conventional babe. She’s athletic not anorexic. She’s got real tits not implants, and the only eating shit that we know of is on the wave when she’s surfing professionally, and not in the bathroom of some Beverly Hills Mansion for some rich dude who is paying for her, like all these other hookers I talk about. She is perfection, maybe even a dream girl sent from heaven to win my heart…like a trip to Disneyworld brings joy to a kid dying of cancer….she is the make a wish foundation for my cold dead heart…and I am not just saying that because she’s wearing a Drunkenstefather stepSHIRT …I am saying that because it is true. She’s goin’ places, unfortunately none of those places are into my anal sex dungeon in may basement, where I’d feed her twice a day in the cage she’s held captive in, if you know what I mean, because you can’t spell true love or real passion without forced imprisonment…I am just a romantic like that…cages in basements are no different than actual marriage…other than less cheating on each other with the neighbors…because there are no neighbors in cages in the basement…and sometimes cages in basements are the only way to get your point across and or anal sex…. I don’t know what I’m saying, but I do know I would love to get this girl pregnant…and never leave her side…even if this is as good as it gets…her wearing one of my shirts…never to be heard from again…at least we’ve had this moment…which is okay cuz I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life… I’ve peaked. Get your own stepSHIRT to slaughter at Drunkensweatshop.com

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Anastasia Ashley Rockin’ her stepSHIRT of the Day

Anastasia Ashley Rockin’ her stepSHIRT of the Day

Anastasia Ashley may not be your conventional babe. She’s athletic not anorexic. She’s got real tits not implants, and the only eating shit that we know of is on the wave when she’s surfing professionally, and not in the bathroom of some Beverly Hills Mansion for some rich dude who is paying for her, like all these other hookers I talk about. She is perfection, maybe even a dream girl sent from heaven to win my heart…like a trip to Disneyworld brings joy to a kid dying of cancer….she is the make a wish foundation for my cold dead heart…and I am not just saying that because she’s wearing a Drunkenstefather stepSHIRT …I am saying that because it is true. She’s goin’ places, unfortunately none of those places are into my anal sex dungeon in may basement, where I’d feed her twice a day in the cage she’s held captive in, if you know what I mean, because you can’t spell true love or real passion without forced imprisonment…I am just a romantic like that…cages in basements are no different than actual marriage…other than less cheating on each other with the neighbors…because there are no neighbors in cages in the basement…and sometimes cages in basements are the only way to get your point across and or anal sex…. I don’t know what I’m saying, but I do know I would love to get this girl pregnant…and never leave her side…even if this is as good as it gets…her wearing one of my shirts…never to be heard from again…at least we’ve had this moment…which is okay cuz I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life… I’ve peaked. Get your own stepSHIRT to slaughter at Drunkensweatshop.com

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Nicole Kidman Gets Knocked Down of the Day

Robot created in Tom Cruise’s spaceship lab, Nicole Kidman got slammed by some hipster photographer on his hipster bike and she survived because she was built to handle an alien invasion…and the paparazzi got some HOT ASS PICS , I mean provided you’re like me and into robots because they can’t get pregnant, or like Tom Cruise because they speak to his Alien leaders, but more importantly they don’t fuck up his homosexuality when he has sex with them, because it’s not STRAIGHT if you marry and fuck a robot…even if it looks like it has a pussy…when really it just has double asshole… To See THe Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Nicole Kidman Gets Knocked Down of the Day

Natalie Dormer For Esquire of the DAy

She’s some 31 year old from Game of Thrones and she;’s looking kinda hot…even if she’s from the UK and statistically not hot…the photographer managed to pull it together for her in a way her virgin nerds fans who watch Game of Thrones will be able to jerk off to her, even if they had no problem jerking off to her in her sci/fi fantasy hustle, because let’s face it, that’s kinda what virgin look for in a girl…because sci/fi fantasy is all they know or care about….. I know Game of Thrones is mainstream as shit and suburbanites watch the shit too, but when it comes to Fantasy, it’s alway more fun to single out the virgins…

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Natalie Dormer For Esquire of the DAy

Danica Thrall Titties for NUTS of the Day

Danica Thrall must be a Glamour model because she’s showing her tits in a Lad Mag…like Nuts…who basically took the Glamour model movement to the next level and gave more and more strippers and walmart workers a venue to show off their awesome sized tits, despite being average at best looking, taking them to an international platform that will land them a rich husband who is into this whore look, cuz having a girl that dudes jerk off to, is like having a Rolls Royce, even if to anyone with a brain, we know it’s a fucking 1985 Honda who knows how to whore her way to some weird level of celebrity…but why analyze when you can stare at them tits.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is amazing…I don’t know what it is about her but I know I like it and that’s all I have to say about that…

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Twerking in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if anyone cares that Nicole Scherzinger is twerking in pictures wearing a bikini for instagram…because to me, it’s a little too much like this… Only a little more desperate, you know trying to milk the movement, because she’s a professional dancer and has been twerking since before it was called twerking…back when it was called booty shaking in order to pay the rent before getting cast in some pop band or vegas show…from stripclub to popstar weirdness… But here are the pics anyway.

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Faith Picozzi Naked for Lotus Josephine of the Day

I used to fuck with Faith Picozzi on the internet, but not in a traditional sense of “Fuck With”…but in a new generation “fuck with”…because I’m old as fuck, but the girls I try to have sex with or at least eat out by feeding them false promises are not…so I gotta get down with their slang…by fuck with Faith Picozzi I mean I flirt with her with random bullshit about having faith…and wanting faith…and needing faith as long as it is a hot enough nude model making moves…by getting naked…I am a fan.

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Faith Picozzi Naked for Lotus Josephine of the Day

Lily Aldridge for Galore Magazine of the Day

Lily Aldridge is some LA rich kid hooker who thinks she is entitled to date or marry famous people because she grew up around it and that’s what all her other rich kid friends were doing..and thanks to being the backstage groupie at all the concerts she’s landed a band guy as a husband that I am sure she doesn’t think she groupied, but rather deserved, because she’s this cool bi-costal “model” thanks to her family connections…and thanks to that shit it’s helped her land Victoria’s Secret, a contract that is far more scandalous than this gutter shoot for GALORE …but I’ll post it anyway..because..I got very little going on today…and I’d rather spend my time posting nonsense like this…because whether cunts were born into something half naked, or whether they spent years working towards working half naked, or even if they are getting half naked to pay for their crack rock, I am down…

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Nina Agdal Catalog Pics of the Day

So if you bang Adam Levine…when he is broken up with the Victoria’s Secret model he is slated to marry…you will end up a catalog model…for a company that is not quite Victoria’s Secret, you know a little lower on the status scale, not that Victoria’s Secret is high end, but Victoria’s Secret is what all these cunts aspire to work for…so when I look at her not only do I see a groupie tainted by Adam Levine, a guy girls may love, but I can’t stand because his shitty pop music pollutes my life…but also a bitch who wasn’t even good enough for Adam Levine, who just comes in second…and sometimes the second place girl is the easiest one to fuck.

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Nina Agdal Catalog Pics of the Day