Kids who find their whore mom’s dildo and think it is a toy…is amazing…but parents who film it are even more amazing…especially based on the fact that is a massive double sided dildo, not one of these dainty feminine classy dildos …but rather a nasty fleshy one she probably doesn’t wash very well…that you’d expect to find in some gutter homeless porn…You know she shoves that up in her and that may even be the reason she has that kid in the first place…because she is a whore who loves when her big vagina feels full…the kind of mom I wouldn’t mind stepfather the kids of….
This is what we do with girls we meet on the side of the street…every once in a while…if you can even notice that there is a girl riding dirty in the car…twerking better than she was Miley…because you’re too busy staring at my beautiful face making all those silly facial expressions for the fans…because we know I’m obviously all that matters in this video we shot for instagram…and that ass jiggling’ doesn’t have shit on me….all this to say, I didn’t have sex with this girl, but I am pretty sure I can still smell her on my pants, and I just can’t stop sniffing them… Follow me on INSTAGRAM
The Tweens are going at it..head to head or pussy to pussy…or titty to titty…you know to see who can fuck the people at Disney over harder…I mean it may be the happiest place on earth, but I feel like the bedrooms of the girls they recruit, own and destroy at a young age, may be a little happier, at least for the guys involved, if you’re able to avoid the soulless bitches, who are all broke and shit, trying to break free from the bunny ears by inserting them in their assholes…for their close friends, while just flashing crotch to the rest of us, because a Disney chick flashing twat, is like a molested girl going to porn, this is the bottom…the amazing bottom…I want to stick my dick in… Disney Slut is the cool thing to do…pantyhose flash are almost as good as pussy…Shit is almost as crazy as this guy…
Who are these people, and why did they think this kind of prank was a good idea or a good initiation into the family? Are they part of some weird sex cult, or do they just think it is funny fuck with a dude who just married into the family, making him feel awkward every time he sees the mother in law, now that his hands have been up her skirt and he’s got hard for her, I mean ever single dude at one point or another imagines fucking their wife and their mother-in-law at the same time, it’s just part of masturbation and keeping the married life interesting, but no one really wants to put their hand up their mother-in-law’s skirt, at least not when she looks like this, or in front of a room full of people, I mean save that shit for Christmas vacation when your wife and her dad are out playing golf or some shit…you know when it’s one on one and special… Either way, weird.
Isabeli Fontana is some old as fuck model who is 30, but who has been in the model game forever….from Victoria’s Secret at 16…which is amazing on many levels and got Victoria’s Secret in trouble for using a 16 year old in lingerie shoots – kinda like my creepy sex offending friend, only more corporate with less jail time to SI an a whole bunch of other shit over the last 2 decades…and now she’s in some magazine I’ve never heard of showing her mom ass and titties which is pretty convenient because I like looking at them…if only more girls looked like this…the world would be a far more magical place. She’s amazing….
Ashley Benson doesn’t interest me…she was the fat girl in Spring Breakers, and I appreciated her effort in wearing a bikini the entire movie, to having a threesome scene with Vanessa Hudgens, at least I think she had the Threesome scene with Vanessa Hudges, all those little Disney Porkers kinda looked the same in the movie, a movie that was necessary for them to reinvent themselves as serious actors who have tits and pussies and aren’t just some giant plush mascot for an evil empire…which to some is probably hotter…than being titties and pussies…because some people are weird… Well Benson, is showing off her fat tit for the internet, because I guess she wants you to look at how she’s heavier on one side than the other…and I think it’s worth staring at in trying to understand it…at least that’s what you can tell you boss when he catches you staring at it…not that you have a boss, you unemployed hurt bag.
It’s the Jewish Holiday and what better way to wish all you Jewish people a happy holiday than by posting pics of one of your hottest posing in a jewish magazine proving she’s more jewish than you…while giving you masturbation fodder that will make your mom and bubby happy, knowing you’re not fucking with shiksas but rather a chosen one, who if you are rich enough, can magically turn from masturabtion fantasy to wife and mother of your Jewish babies, keeping the cycle of power alive… Sure this isn’t the best use of her awesome tits, but she’s older now, and it’s a religious holiday, I mean what do you expect her to be doing, spreading her Leonardo DiCaprio stained twat…come on people…just accept this cheesy, cheap quality, straight from a Sears photo studio shit…it’s not like she’s an A-List fucking top model anymore…but rather a “take what she can get”…but she’s still got them tits.
This is perfectly timed paparazzi pics of Dakota Johnson on set of some movie in her panties, letting the public know she’s ready to be spanked and gagged in the 50 Shades movie she just booked thanks to being Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter, Antonio Banderas’ stepdaughter and Tippy Hedrum who was all creeped on by creeper Alfred Hitchcock …you know enough people in Hollywood to pretty much make anything for her happen…and for some reason, instead of being a doctor or a lawyer or even a philanthropist with a charity that saves fucking African Aids Babies or some shit, she’s chosen to get naked in hollywood movies, which I guess in a lot of ways makes her a vapid little cunt, but in other ways, makes her a lot of fun knowing that it’s just a matter of time before we see her spoiled brat cunt…on the big screen…I dig it. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Brandi Glanville, groupie slut who was home wrecked by LeAnn Rimes’ fake tits, only to establish herself as someone middle America cared about enough to get her cast on some Beverly Hills housewife show that I refuse to watch because I know it is everything wrong in the fucking world…. I don’t mind staring at the cast’s mom pussies getting flashed, probably intentionally, because everything these bitches do is calculated, even getting a rich husband in the first place…they are pros… Especially when they are rocking’ bush, because unlike the general public, I love bush…it’s natures pussy decoration that everyone has gone and assaulted…killing off the CRABS from the STD top 10 list, making shit obsolete…. I love that hipsters rock bush, and models rock bush, cuz there’s something seriously sexual about it if it is done right… Now, I don’t know if Brandi Glanville is bush right, I just get amped when I see any bush.. I do know I love the contrast of her crackhead veins to her rich whore mom-pussy….. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Brandi Glanville, groupie slut who was home wrecked by LeAnn Rimes’ fake tits, only to establish herself as someone middle America cared about enough to get her cast on some Beverly Hills housewife show that I refuse to watch because I know it is everything wrong in the fucking world…. I don’t mind staring at the cast’s mom pussies getting flashed, probably intentionally, because everything these bitches do is calculated, even getting a rich husband in the first place…they are pros… Especially when they are rocking’ bush, because unlike the general public, I love bush…it’s natures pussy decoration that everyone has gone and assaulted…killing off the CRABS from the STD top 10 list, making shit obsolete…. I love that hipsters rock bush, and models rock bush, cuz there’s something seriously sexual about it if it is done right… Now, I don’t know if Brandi Glanville is bush right, I just get amped when I see any bush.. I do know I love the contrast of her crackhead veins to her rich whore mom-pussy….. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
