Christina Aguilera dressed like Madonna in some bullshit getting her fat tits cuz she’s fat grabbed.. I guess she’s gotta look to Madonna like she probably did when she was starting out as an icon, because Madonna, despite having very little talent had serious longevity in her career and at 73 years old is still something that looks better than most 73 year olds, even worth a fuck… So Aguilera, the poptart near 40s has to look to that to see she could have a future, even though she hasn’t done shit in a decade but sit on her pile of money….because comparing herself to the youth, when she looks like she ate the youth….would just make her depressed, these rich people have little to distract themselves with and eventually need to deal with the fact that they are old, fat and gross….getting their tits grabbed…. The post Christina Aguilera Getting her Tits Grabbed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Marisa Papen is some nude on Instagram, banned from Instagram, back on Instagram, model who has repositioned herself as an artist, who gets extreme nude in extreme situations as her art, which is really just an angle to get noticed when getting nude, upselling the nude, standing out amongst the other nude people because everyone is fucking nude…how do you differentiate yourself….and as it turns out you do it by going to the Vatican and having a dude dressed like a religious person fuck you with a knife. It’s wild, it’s daring, it’s shocking, it’s probably not banned on Instagram cuz it is high concept getting nude on the internet…if this is high concept…I think it’s just a shameless and pretty great. Using the skills to pay the bills. Gotta respect that hustle. The post Marisa Papen is the Extreme Nudist in Rome of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Barbara Palvin’s comeback tour is the highlight of the Holidays….the Christmas Miracle you should all stare at…because just last year she looked like she had a few too many sugar plums, a few too many sugar cookies, a few too many Turkeys or Tofurkeys, a few too many roasted chestnuts and yule logs, bitch was a fucking fluffy gingerbread man….out of work, back turned on her by the mall brand that sells over priced made in china sweatshop, yeast infection causing panties…because they believe in tough love and having high standards for the pussy they strip down….but she’s back and she’s delivering it…and whether you’re Hungry for Hungary or not Hungry at all…you can appreciate this kind of behavior whether it is well paid, or just doing it for the love of dudes jerking off to her instagram…it’s amazing enough for me…which isn’t saying much, I’ve had lap dances from homeless inuits who haven’t showered in weeks and still been abe to cum….despite low testosterone and overall shitty health….but it’s still great. Some Video…. Oh yeah…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Wet Bikini Ass is Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
JoJo Levesque the child star who fell off the map, turned irrelevant, despite all the dudes loving to jerk off to her as the jailbait she was at the peak of her success…has slowly been making a comeback, dabbling and experimenting with social media, fully embraced by the gay scene, which I guess is the mainstream now that everyone is gay, who grew up with her and love that she was in at least on Disney style movie at one point in her life, while making shitty unmemorable songs…you know with social media…you can follow all the things you were into in an era before social media…reminding these people they are not forgotten and allowing them to flash their titties…to let you know…they care. The post JoJo Levesque Titty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know what Chloe Grace Moretz looks like the cat lady…all muppet like – but I will assume it is from the face injections…. I do know why Chloe Grace Moretz’s vagina is exposed in her leggings and that is because her vagina is hungry, or meaty, or her pants are too tight….you see how that works, like a scientist who spends his day in a lab analyzing things that may lead to the cure of cancer or some other revolutionary change…I look at a pussy in a pair of leggings and ask the tough questions like WHY…. Not all heroes save lives motherfuckers, some just look at the anatomy that makes lives after she’s had too many abortions to have another one…I am that hero. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chloe Grace Moretz Fat Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kristen Dunst and Meth Damon had a baby, and these are her milk filled tits on her mom body, that she at least has a kid to justify, unlike the body she had before the kid, that you assumed was a mom body, cuz she’s fucking old as fuck….you know making it count..where it matters… She has consistently been a set of fat tits on a small frame and the fat tits just got fatter thanks to nature, and women tits being used to feed their kids, that for some reason certain groups are protesting and fighting for the desexualizing of tits, which will never work, because dudes like you will always jerk off to tits, especially when the desexualizing of tits involves showing tits in public… I mean I have never hated when a mom breasts feeds in public, even before it was a political protest, women did it..it’s called feeding her fucking kid…and I would always try to get as close to the action, front row titty show…and they’d be the ones uncomfortable with the whole process…to which I’d say “don’t pull your tits out for a pervert who loves tits to see the fucking tits”…it’s just common sense…cuz tits…no matter what the protest is…will always be something I want to jerk off on, or suck on…and even these women who say don’t sexualize their tits, are titty fucking dudes they don’t want to actually fuck, or taking loads on their tits…totally discounting their whole war on the sexualizing of tits. I AM ONTO YOU LYING TITTY PROTESTORS JUST LOOKING FOR A REASON TO SHOW TIT. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kristen Dunst Big Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Thorne is into showing herself off, because that’s what shameless disney kids are raised to do….by both their parents and the execs making money off of them… Her trying to navigate and find her own way, using her disney fame to post slutty pics, and smut of herself and her meth looking gender-less boyfriend wasn’t clever, or even that interesting, despite her body being young and fit and her tits being big, it was just a natural progression of being a disney kid…this is how that shit works… In her annoying raver playing a weirdo, when she’s so fucking mainstream it offends me that I am even posting on her, she’s grown out her armpit hair…her fiery armpit hair…and I guess her bush…it’s a trend….that allows her to flash her panties to the world on her instagram feed…when feeling lonely and in need of some attention…cuz all these idiots are the same…barely interesting, lazy but willing to get naked…to compensate for their lack of brains, talent, ability….and I guess they know how to lure in the troops of other idiots who have no mind or concept of what is good or not….just used to sucking back on sugary drinks like the retards they are…have you seen these people try to write out words…I’m talking the youth…actually writing things beyond memes captions and Thanksgiving Clapbacks (it’s a thing)…..they are fucking dumb porn addicted morons…and this is their leader….. Not bad for a redhead…but if you’re going to go this far…you might as well go all the way…and bring us the firecrotch Lohan prepared us for…back when girls shaved their pussies into looking like scared deflated wrinkly animals….before BUSH was celebrated the way I’ve always wanted it to be….and for as long as I can remember…the way I’ve been fighting for it to be free…. Here is another look at the bush JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Possible Bella Thorne’s Hairy Bush Sighting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
First off…this has been the most fun post I’ve ever put together in 14 years of doing the site. It has given me a new found appreciation for life and this job…. That said: ZALO is a new company that makes really high end, fancy, and amazing vibrators…they are offering you an exclusive and amazing deal….35% off if you use code stepzalo35 …. I posted on their products HERE They are all over the site, because they are our friends, and because we share a common passion and interest….making girls cum…or watching girls cum…because girls work so hard taking care of us…or fighting with us and our toxic masculinity…many hold jobs, run the household, raise the kids….and give up their sex appeal all for the men in their lives….so for them….those feminists…not the annoying lazy millennial feminists…we salute them….and should gift them all, moms, sisters, aunts, the mail lady, the coffeeshop clerk, EVERY WOMAN….the gift that keeps on giving…or coming…never going….a high end luxury VIBE…that she will fucking LOVE!!! These typically go for 200 dollars in store, you can get one for 100 dollars all in…if you use the 35% off code stepzalo35 …. CLICK HERE The gift of masturbation, a beautiful thing, especially when she lets you watch….hopefully she lets you watch.. The female orgasm, a beuatiful thing, everyone likes a good orgasm….. So if you’ve got a cam girl, a girl you’re into, a girl who has restraining orders against you, and I know you do…a girl you want to see cum, or want to make cum with the help of beautifully crafted toys….or if you are just happy knowing a girl is using your gift to have an orgasm…get up on this… Zalo is luxury, their designs are amazing, the quality great…and .the gift that is normally 200 dollars because of it’s design for half the price that she’ll never know you got on discount because you will save it for Christmas. GENIUS….she may act shy, embarassed, especially if you gift her in front of her parents or her kids, but she’ll be begging for more, screaming with pleasure, proud to know you….because the gift of orgasm makes the gift giver a fucking hero to anyone involved…. GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE TO celebrate orgasms…here’s a fucking lot of girls showing off their O-Face…porny maybe, but the world is a fucking porno…and we’re all just primates in it…this is drunkenstepfather not christian mingle…you can handle some tits cumming…it’s designed to inspire you to BUY A ZALO GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE GET HER FAVORITE GIFT THIS YEAR RIGHT NOW! 35% off using code stepzalo35! CLICK HERE The post So Many O-Faces for a Black Friday Luxury Sex Toy Sale of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Maitland Ward is one of those women who just looks slimy as fuck and makes me feel dirty looking at her weird self shot, self produced, homemade porn. It’s just so low quality and gutter, it looks like it would smell like shit if you were in the room with her. It’s cringeworthy, in this world I’m ridiculously desensitized in, I’ve seen some real vulgar porn over the years, yet for some reason…a reason I call social media…Maitland Ward…from Boy Meets World has found her place for people into seeing the big tits of someone who was once on TV. It’s nice to see that despite looking like a greasy shitty smelling slophole…she actually takes showers….and uses soap…impressive from such gutter bottom feeding trash. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Maitland Ward Finally Takes a Shower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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