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Tallulah Willis Pussy Dance of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know about you – but all that arguing as the whether Die Hard was a Christmas Movie or not – has forced me to watch Bruce Willis’ daughter dancing it out a week after the fact in her bikini being a weirdo – because when you’re a rich kid…being a weirdo is all you’ve got to find a sense of self…and the good news is that there are no consequences for her actions cuz she’s a Willis motherfuckers…so she can just keep doing whatever it is she does…which I think is just posting random content with lesbian nudist undertones on her social media feed during her perpetual vacation that is her life….cuz Daddy Died Hard for Christmas all those years ago and has been a serious fucking earner ever since….plus there’s her stepdaddy dot com billionaire who probably had her throw some money into his funding of all kinds of apps when apps were a thing and people could become billionaires overnight…none of those people were me…imagine that..being on the internet with a website since 2004 and not coming up with an app or money making scheme during all that time…I mean the real loser is the one writing this….about the real winner which is this bikini girl….who doesn’t need to be a winner cuz she was born already won…. The takeaway from all this is that she’s skinny with some titties in a bikini with a fat ass that has no cellulite…I’m into it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Salma Hayek Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be old as fuck…but her tits are still big and that’s what people care about when it comes to Mexican imports who are stealing their jobs. You know all that build the wall concept of fuck immigrants who sneak in and stay, who cost the governement 20 billion dollars a year, when a wall would be a one time payment of 5 billion and would keep the bad people and their drugs out….that whole propaganda machine around illegals killing and raping citizens of the country…even though they are often times illegals who flew in via airplane and not walking across any wall….like the recent one of the Jamaican illegal who did some shit…dude didn’t cross any walls to get to America…. All this to say, none of this applies to tits…cuz we’re all like “BRING IN MORE TITS FROM ANYWHERE YOU CAN CUZ WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TITS HERE”….since we all love tits…so all that ILLEGALS shit only applies to the uglies…the way it is meant to be. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Nina Agdal is Topless of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Agdal is on vacation with her husband in training, who happens to be Christie Brinkley’s son, who I guess they met at some Sports Illustrated events, since Sports Illustrated is all that either of them have done, I mean besides sex with rich guys…cuz these bikini models who get a start and really only work for Sports Illustrated are almost escorts. They don’t ever really get that many paid gigs, maybe here and there and occasional campaigns to justify their existence and to make them feel like they are less whore than they are…but it is almost always just a conduit or vehicle for them to get rich dudes to knock them up and provide that rich dude life for them….pretty standard stuff and Nina Agdal is pretty old now, body still looking good enough, face still looking full retard…but the only hope for her now is to play the Girlfriend, give the Girlfriend experience to a dude with a hefty bank balance who can provide her that good life and who understands the whore that is the bikini model…cuz his old tired mom was one…..Romance. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Christie Brinkley is in a Bikini of the Day

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Christie Brinkley is on vacation at her luxury, 10 million dollar home in Turks and Caicos where she’s brought out the bikini model body in its 60s to tell other 60 year old women that they aint shit…because when you’re Christie Brinkley and can afford a 10 million dollar home…getting some maintenance updated body and face with injections and modern advancements in technology isn’t that hard to pull off.. I am not buying that any of this is natural..but it’s still probably worth jacking off to…because let’s face it….you’ve jacked off to way worse..

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Kendall Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian Trying Their Best of the Day

Posted on December 31, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As an aspirational – New Years Resolution post – Let’s collectively hope for an end of the Kardashians in 2019. We have made them far too much money, made them feel far too important, continue to pander to their nonsense even though we collectively hate them…in one of those why hasn’t anyone eliminated them yet…no fundamental Christian who hates all the damage they’ve done to the world through their influence….no natural disaster…like an Avalanche in this pic of them doing SNOWY bikini selfies to inspire all the snowbound sluts that snow can’t get in the way of being a whore….just own it girl…feminism yay… They are dumb, uninspiring, garbage…and we can only hope their being the top of the celebrity ladder eventually topples over…it doesn’t make sense to me that they’ve run this scam as long as they have and had it workout….maybe it’s just jealousy since every scam I run hasn’t worked out…they are still shit though. Here is Kourtney Kardashain giving her best JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Kendall Jenner Pussy Print Selfie of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not a selfie unless you throw your pussy into it…innit… It is the holidays, I am on dodgy internet in a fucking igloo in Canada… Trying to break down this pussy in panties for social media shamelessness doesn’t matter when we can all just enjoy how ugly people troll the world and become the Kardashian family of billionaires… All these people are idiots, but a 21 year old skinny chick who gets lipo from her stomach to inject that fat in her ass…is always entertaining… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are the American Idol tits that have established a career outside of American Idol…in being the sex slave to a 70 year old billionaire music producer who is at the stage in his life to hire some semi famous, d-list sure, pussy to accompany him to his diaper changing appointments as these rich old people still war diapers like other normal old fucks….they just do it better than the normals cuz they are rich and can cast bitches like this in the role….spread legged and ready to be treated like a diaper so long as the pay check keeps coming…Girls. The post Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Oh God No….of the Day

Posted on December 27, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Katy Perry in a bathing suit…looking exactly like I’d expect Katy Perry to look in a bikini…which is pretty fucking vile…not surprising since she’s consistently been disgusting since her career took off…sure some of you fucking pervert weirdos fell into her marketing lie and loved her tits…but you’re all fucking idiots influenced by the media and pop culture who should be taken out back and shot for making people like this think they are hot…or a thing…when they are disgusting. That bottom half is seriously mom at a resort who never wears a bathing suit but is trying cuz they saved all year for this trip…..only katy Perry is rich and has no fucking excuse. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Oh God No….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Barbara Palvin Slutty Photoshoot for Issue Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 21, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Barbara Palvin is in some photoshoot for some bullshit you probably shouldn’t care about because it doesn’t matter, she doesn’t matter, her comeback doesn’t matter, the fact she is dating one of the dudes from the Suite Life of Zach and Cody shouldn’t matter, because all I see is an Eastern European who was destined to be a sex worker get pulled out of her fated life, and turned into some kind of half naked promo model celeb from a billion dollar brand, where she gets to date famous people who will eventually drop a baby in her, and none of that is anywhere near where I want her to be as a sex worker…you know desperately trying to find some dick to suck to get off the streets for a few hours…it’s cold and damp on the mean streets of Hungary and she’s hungry….but instead…she’s rich as fuck….and not even that great. In terms of this shoot, the highlight pic is the bottom one – where you can zoom in and out of her cunt in black panties. Hot. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Barbara Palvin Slutty Photoshoot for Issue Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Julianne Hough is a Bad Mormon Mermaid of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Do Mormon’s even believe in Mermaids, or do they just believe in all night cocaine parties featuring getting fucked up the ass by Ryan Seacrest….because you know that is what this girl did on her quest to become famous as a dancer…famous for dancing is a crazy fucking concept but apparently America likes dance, or the half retards on disability who sit at home in their trailer parks watching cable do….Dancing With the Stars was a hit show people….. I read somewhere she was sexually assaulted while learning to dance as a child, making her turn her back on the Church, or XENU or whoever Mormons worship….while being trained to be a stripper who can’t strip because of Mormonism… But look at her now, half naked on the internet like she was destined to be….John Smith would be proud… The post Julianne Hough is a Bad Mormon Mermaid of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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