Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Stephanie Seymour, Christie Turlington, Amber Valetta and Daria Werbowy are all naked for the Fashion issue of Interview magazine and I am into models, even in their golden years of modelling, getting naked, because they are still models and naked…it’s a pretty fucking simple concept….they are genetically built for me to want to fuck them into their diaper wearing retirement years…which in Kate Moss’ case is just around the corner thanks to all the anal…
I don’t know, but this video of a mother beating up her kid at the grocery store like a psychopath who hates her kid makes me angry. It’s not the kids fault she’s a miserable whore who hates the fact that she sold her sex appeal and vagina to his father in exchange for this life that is misery…but she sure takes it out on him like it is… It’s one of those you don’t need a license to have kids, you just need your fertility…and people like this perpetuate all that is wrong with the world by breeding criminals and addicts due to their neglect. The hero in the video, is the store clerk who calls the police on her…let’s hope some of you know this bitch and spread this around to humiliate her and hopefully get her kids in better hands, because you know if she’s doing this in person, next level shit happens behind closed doors.
Katy Perry rocking a grill..I mean, we already knew that she was a try hard identity crisis with no talent who fucked the right people to make it to this level of fame. I am sure even those dudes hate being a part of anything Katy Perry, even after counting money…because she’s just that fucking annoying and her product is such low quality shit… So we didn’t need a grill to confirm her being a loser who has no idea what’s actually up, but who now has enough money to make her awkward, uncomfortable, weirdness Even her big tits can’t save her… TO SEE THE REST OF PICS CLICK HERE
If you’re the kind of guy who jerked off to Spy Kids, because you like the kids you jerk off to to be hard working professionals…you’ll be sad to know that Alexa Vega has hit puberty….and not only has she hit puberty…but she’s also got into posting slutty pics of her on the internet…all half naked and with dudes you know she lets cum inside her…even if she’s not showing up pics of him cumming inside her…we know yo…we know.
I don’t know if this is Cheryl Cole’s tattooed ass…but apparently it isn’t some April Fools in August because she’s obscure prank…but rather a real fucking tattoo that covers her entire ass and back of some English roses….that from one perspective give her a reason to post pics of her thonged ass on the internet…now I don’t like tattooed bitches, but for some reason I kinda water these flowers with my toxic semen, or more importantly, live another 40 years to see these motherfuckers wilt away…as she sags into disgusting… I mean this is pretty crazy…another popstar gone nuts…but I guess this gutter bitch has had shitty tattoos forever…this is just keeping up the trend….I wonder if this was just all one big move to cover up her herpes scabs…who cares.
Lady Gaga is a try hard bitch…she may be the worst possible creature to walk the earth, or at least the entertainment industry. You know a plastic surgeried up bitch who still looks like a fucking monster out of a horror movie who just tries to be weird because it gets her noticed…in a way she always wanted to be noticed growing up…back when she was just teased instead…and the craziest thing about her high concept that is actually just bullshit…is that the girl can actually sing and all this other shit is just fucking noise…nonsense…that people are actually finally starting to hate on because they’ve caught on… The only thing she really has going for her is that fat ass, that may or may not have a dick tucked into it, but even if it did, I’d still sniff it like I was Miley and Gaga was a fat black thing…because…I’ve grabbed it once while it was in Fishnets at an event before she was famous…and it was glorious enough for me to ignore all the bullshit, even how ugly she is, that comes with her…and focus on what matters. This is like when you fuck a fat chick with great tits, but only stare at her tits to cum, because otherwise…you have to deal with her being a fat chick…only the weirdo popstar version and I’m okay with that.
Sure, nature can be pretty fascinating, I mean at least a lot more fascinating than watching a bunch of assholes trying to get laid in the club, because animals actually fuck each other up…and not go to jail for it, while I can just pretend all those assholes with their bottle service and gold digging girls dancing on tables would be eaten in half by some other species while listening to bad music…. But I don’t think I’d be filming it like it mattered…or more importantly getting as excited about it as these guys, but it still made me laugh and I am ready for the Auto Tune…
Chloe Sims is some ravaged looking Glamour Model or Reality TV star from the UK who I am going to assume has had some work done..at least based on her monster looking modified face…a face that most people don’t notice because they are too busy looking at her tits she’s showing off because those tits are the reason she’s even in the paparazzi…what I guess she considers her best investment ever…because it has got her this fucking far….but I just see a typical stripper bitch like so many stripper bitches before her…who all look the fucking same as her…being semi-slutty on her instagram…even if googling her gets you pics of her being fully slutty…and for some reason, I reason I can’t explain since I hate these kinds of fake lipped botox girls, I am totally into her…I think it’s her hat. TO See Chloe Sims in a See Through Shirt on the BEach CLICK HERE
4 Days ago…this VINE was posted on the internet…and it has since gone viral.. I am having a hard time believing that this person was randomly VINING the road at the exact time a truck drove off the overpass… I feel like this story makes more sense if it was a viral stunt put on by VINE to remind people that VINE still exists now that Instagram does video… But it’s still worth watching, because shit’s crazy if it is real. Drive safe.
Some people get excited when they see Jennifer Aniston in her bikini pics and by some people I mean her corporate sponsors who I know pay her a few million dollars a year to promote their “Smart Water Brand”…because why else would she always be seen drinking the shit…it’s straight up product placement… The simple law of paparazzi is that every picture you see is staged. If Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to be seen in a bikini in pictures when in a bikini, she isn’t… My theory is that in her contract it states “This water must be in at least 10 different paparazzi pics a year” and she’s up to 8 and trying to pull it all together…to get paid, because celebs love their fucking money. I mean the fact that the water is even in the shots is just proof to how full of shit she is, and really who cares about her water, or her hard nipples in her bikini, when the real highlight is how old as fuck she looks when she gets wet…like a real fucking Lochness Monster pissing in the pool cuz she’s got no bladder control thanks to menopause…and all the anal she had trying to not get pregnant to focus on her career. Good Times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
