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Drunk Couple Fighting of the Day

I am pretty into this beach party that I assume it is in Florida, but I could be wrong, it’s just up on that Florida level of class and sophistication…where the Hulk Hogan family are the top tier…wit all their jacked up trucks and bathsalt smoking bitch falling all over herself…the only thing that would make this better is if she was doing lines of meth off her brother’s dick in the outhouse…or if her tits were spilling of her her shirt like they were her ass in those pants… All this to say, I love romance when it looks like this…and more importantly, that I think I’m in love.

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Kelly Brook Big Titties for Instagram of the Day

I wonder if Kelly Brook knows why people like her? I am going to assume by this instagram pic that she knows exactly what her worth is. She knows why she gets jobs. Why she makes money. Why people notice her. What people follow her on the internet and why people care. She knows what people want from her…and she’s really subtle about it… I always like a girl who isn’t blatant about her sexuality. You know the kind of girl who knows how to tease and seduce without putting it all out there…because you’d think a girl of Kelly Brook’s fame would just be spread opened for the world to see her uterus…a uterus that has failed at pregnancy at least once…because she’s really that kind of slut…but instead she just pulls her titties out…what a lady.

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Kelly Brook Big Titties for Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook Big Titties for Instagram of the Day

I wonder if Kelly Brook knows why people like her? I am going to assume by this instagram pic that she knows exactly what her worth is. She knows why she gets jobs. Why she makes money. Why people notice her. What people follow her on the internet and why people care. She knows what people want from her…and she’s really subtle about it… I always like a girl who isn’t blatant about her sexuality. You know the kind of girl who knows how to tease and seduce without putting it all out there…because you’d think a girl of Kelly Brook’s fame would just be spread opened for the world to see her uterus…a uterus that has failed at pregnancy at least once…because she’s really that kind of slut…but instead she just pulls her titties out…what a lady.

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Kelly Brook Big Titties for Instagram of the Day

Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

A day is not a day unless a Glamour Model shows her tits..at least that’s how it works in the UK…the land where Glamour Models are in the daily paper…because Glamour Model tits are more important than the Royal Family and the news… The Glamour Model tit has been the Britain’s biggest contribution to the Free World, since the Free World…or maybe it’s not that big of a deal, but it probably is to the bra salesman who outfits these bitches, I mean they all have so much fucking tit that I don’t mind staring at…

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Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

Lucy Pinder Naked for NUTS of the Day

A day is not a day unless a Glamour Model shows her tits..at least that’s how it works in the UK…the land where Glamour Models are in the daily paper…because Glamour Model tits are more important than the Royal Family and the news… The Glamour Model tit has been the Britain’s biggest contribution to the Free World, since the Free World…or maybe it’s not that big of a deal, but it probably is to the bra salesman who outfits these bitches, I mean they all have so much fucking tit that I don’t mind staring at…

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Naked Tribal Wives Wrestling of the Day

This is a video of tribal wives wrestling to see who will be the Queen of the jungle. Some people say that tribal jungle people are primitive. Untouched from the modern conveniences of society, with no internet or designer clothes, or jobs or money or taxes, but after watching this video of them fighting in what looks like a thong, but is actually just a waist band, all pussy exposed in some of the best mud wrestling I’ve seen, I think they’ve got it all figured out. They know what is important in life…and that’s girl on girl wrestling…fuck the stock market, your new iPhone, restaurants…this is what it’s all about…and brings back memories of a simpler time before the internet, when I used to jerk off to National Geographic. It’s not porno, it’s nature!! Sometimes they are just interchangeable, like the time I fucked a tree.

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Zippora Seven Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Zippora Seven is some model who has been around for a long enough time that I recognize her crazy hippie name… She’s from New Zealand, I have posted her NUDE BEFORE ….including other pics from THIS PHOTOSHOOT …because I like her…and like the fact that she even caused a scandal back when she was 16 (it’s legal in Canada) and posed nude for some fashion magazine…because girls who are always nude are far more fun to hang with than girls who are never nude…because girls who are never nude make it hard for you to trip and fall and accidentally stick your dick inside…right?

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Courtney Stodden’s Bikini Gymnastics of the Day

Courtney Stodden posted this very important and relevant tweet last Friday…and HERE ARE THE PICS Nothing like a 30 year old stripper or escort pretending to be a teen and really milking it, even though she’s got clown sized novelty titties that no teen would ever get… IT’s all fucking lies, even a joke, but lies I don’t mind because they come half naked and struggling hard for attention as the media eats up every fucking piece of her bullshit, because they got nothing better to talk about…A joke maybe, but we all know it’s going to end in a sex tape, it’s just a waiting game, and I dig that… TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS OF HER DOING CARTWHEELS CLICK HERE

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Kelly Brook Posted Some Hot Pics to Instagram of the Day

Kelly Brook is an old sloppy big titty bitch…who manages to pull off these decent photoshoots so that every dude who sees her falls in love with her and thinks she’s a amazing…without taking the time to look at what she looks like when she’s not photoshopped to shit…. You see any girl with stupid sized tits, especially when they are real, is going to hormonally be fertile as shit, which Kelly Brook has proven with at least one pregnancy that ended in “tragedy”…and with being fertile as shit..comes sloppy asses, thighs and cellulite.. I like tits… I just think tits get too much hype, so much hype that chubby girls get famous for them. That never made sense to me…I have a friend who only fucks fat girls for their tits, and would say “She had huge tits” and I’d say “She had huge everything bro, especially an appetite, I mean shit…she’s huge”….I guess I just don’t love big tits more than I love skinny chicks… We live in a world where there is so much more than tits…like asshole, you know it is the window to a girl’s soul… To see some big titty sloppy legs that aren’t photoshopped CLICK HERE

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Shauna Sand’s Bikini Instagram Video of the Day

I was once really into Shauna Sand…not because she’s hot but because she was a novelty act. Totally entertaining… The kind of inspirational mother who wore her stripper shoes everywhere, who the paparazzi loved. A professional dancer turned into a professional…because obviously something went seriously wrong in her life, leading to huge stupid fake tits, Playboy and stripping, celebrity husbands who lead to solid child support and retirement money, to being the half naked clown screaming for attention every chance she got….including a SEX TAPE WITH HER ROCKIN’ HUGE MONSTER LABIA that I leaked to the internet in 2009… It’s nice to see her back to her old self, up to her old tricks, because I’ve felt empty without her…. TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

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