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Elsa Hosk for H&M Lingerie of the Day

ELSA HOSK is a model who is making big moves for herself, from doing Victoria’s Secret campaigns, to now this H&M Campaign, it’s like the world is her oyster as long as she’s half naked and in lingerie, because despite probably being a scary tall monster in person, with shoulders built like an ox, you know almost plus sized, but skinny and proportionate, in pictures she looks amazing, and like she’s got a body that the average bitch can’t attain, which I like because it leads to insecurities and insecurities lead to me getting laid… Sure I prefer her past, I’m talking 2011, when she was making moves and getting

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Candice Swanepoel & Edita Vilkeviciute Hot for Allure of the Day

Candice Swanepoel & Edita Vilkeviciute are such lesbians…at least for the sake of a fashion shoot for a fashion magazine…trying to be all controversial in a world that has lost any filter they may have had… I can deal with this kind of lesbian. The whole hot bitches just touching each other kind of lesbian…it’s all gentle and feminine, even though I know it doesn’t actually exist, because all lesbians I know are built like dudes, yet hate dudes, cuz I guess they have penis envy, and with penis envy comes a hatred of anything with a bigger dick than they have…I mean either that or Lesbians just hate everything I represent, which I guess would make sense, since lesbians are always angry…at everything…even each other and just never quite satisfied…thanks to never having a dick inside them…but often times having really realistic dicks inside them…because they are on the fence with the whole lesbian thing, but have to stay committed to it…otherwise they’ll look like phoney lesbians… The whole thing is so complicated, but these Candice and her Homie Pics aren’t…they are amazing…enough…next time more labia…

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Candice Swanepoel & Edita Vilkeviciute Hot for Allure of the Day

Paris Hilton’s Obnoxious Self Shot Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I want to sniff her bathing suit…just to see how what it smells like…I mean I’d go as far a say that I’d wring it out and drink the water from the crotch…like a man who just spent 3 days lost in the desert…. I guess, despite hating the bitch as much as you can hate a vapid tacky rich girl who craves too much attention but fails at it because she’s as old and tired as her one trick…I would be into K-Fedding her, because let’s face it, she’s still Paris Hilton, and free hotel stays for life herpes is better than gutter drug addict who’s pimp may come after you and kill you herpes…right? Here are her self shot pics, cuz no one’s bothering taking pics of her. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Kaley Cuoco in a Push Up Bra of the Day

I guess unlike THIS DUDE , Kaley Cuoco takes her break-ups a little less seriously. Instead of climbing electric towers, to prove a point that “she will do anything for love”…only to get electrocuted and fall off the tower and dying…she puts on a cleavage shirt and a push up bra, unless those are implants and poses with other dudes on twitter, to get a little buzz going, to get people talking, and to piss off her ex, who probably doesn’t care, because they dated for a week, but for some reason everyone talked about it – like they mattered….because they are on TV and in AMerica, I guess that means they do matter.

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Kaley Cuoco in a Push Up Bra of the Day

Drunk Russian Squirrel of the Day

Homosexual hating Russia, the hosts of this year’s winter Olympics go in so hard that they even get their squirrels drunk. Apparently, a dude leaves vodka out for the squirrel every night and it gets pass out drunk. I think it’s a better strategy than the American south, where they shoot their squirrel and eat them for dinner, but it’s still fucking ridiculous…even if it proves that this squirrel and me have a lot in common, I guess booze is just so amazing and that love of booze brings us together. It sees no borders, color, race, religion, cree, or species…it’s just that good….

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Magdalena Frackowiak in Her Bikini for VS of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak is another imported Victoria’s Secret model who they are training to replace some of the older bitches who they need to put to pasture, and Magdalena Frackowiak is loving every second of it, but then again, who wouldn’t take St Barts bikini modelling over web cam masturbation in the basement of some shitty warehouse in war torn Eastern Europe, you know like the other girls who are human trafficked, this one was so top tier they threw her into legit modelling, and not peeing for me at 6 dollars a minute… All this say, she’s pretty fucking spectacular…. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE

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Machine Gun Kelly Gets Head in the Club from Rachel Starr of the Day

Machine Gun Kelly is some rapper that all the college kids fucking love… He fucks a pornstar that I am sure all of you love named Rachel Starr, who if you aren’t family with….you can see some of her porn if you CLICK HERE …. And sometimes when things get “Turnt up” in the club, as they often do for rappers, you just gotta let a horny daddy issue bitch suck your dick in front of the crowd…. I know porn girls and I know they just can’t control themselves, they just need dick all the time, to the point of annoying, or crazy, and I am sure this shit happened under total normal porno chick circumstances…because this is just what they do in their everyday life, their work life, and in their prostitution they do on the side to pay the bills… I guess who really cares, it’s just funny.

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Machine Gun Kelly Gets Head in the Club from Rachel Starr of the Day

More Rihanna Self Produced Bikini Pics of the Day

Rihanna is still in the motherland, no not Africa, but Barbados, where it all started for her as a child prostitute at a Karaoke bar for the tourists, at least according to my Barbados scuba dive instructor… A prostitution that she took tot he mainstream, where instead of just getting by to feed a drug addiction, she does it in a pop culture, singing and dancing way…but whenever she gets the chance, she’ll snap off some nudes, or bikini pics, making her sex face she’s faked so many times to get paid, and I fucking love it… She may not be the hottest, but she puts in work to come across like she is, you know sexing it up and that’s all that matters to me…

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Marloes Horst for Stella McCartney Lingerie of the Day

Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model, who is not modelling for Victoria’s Secret in these pictures, like some sir of disloyal hooker who will bounce from client to client even if you’ve got her under contract because the clients are actually in on it together and have a little “share our bitches” policy…you know pass her around, we’ll each get out turn with her, and in the process she’ll make more of a name for herself, we all get a taste, and ultimately, she’ll be replaced by a younger, hotter version…unless of course Stella McCartney lingerie is just a secret division of Victoria’s Secret, because they are the number 1 underwear producer of the world, and that would only make sense, but they don’t want you to know that because these designer panties sell for 500 dollars a pair not 3 for 20 dollars…even though they are the same fucking thing….it’s what we call the fashion scam… I’m all for wife swapping, so feel free to send me pics of your woman spreading her ass …thanks in advance… To see the rest of the pics

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Toni Garrn for Neiman Marcus Lingerie of the Day

This is what Leonardo DiCaprio puts his penis inside. She’s part of the same Escort/Modeling agency as all his other girlfriends, who I guess he has an in with, because they constantly use him to promote their new stars by making them his “girlfriend”…even though you know any unmarried A-List actor doesn’t have girlfriends, but rather fucks everyone and anyone he wants…because he can…and some gold digging, ladder climbing, opportunist whore, no matter how tight the body is, will never be anything he respects, or loves…but who he will fuck because it’s all a business move…a business move far better than any business move I’ve been a part of…because it’s got model pussy involved.

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