Constance Jablonski is modeling some activewear, some bikinis and some lingerie for H&M, because I guess that’s what models do…at least when they have finally made it and a corporate brand wants to scoop them the fuck up… But I’m more into her modeling her NIPPLES … She started at her nipples or a willingness to show them to photographers for fashion, now she’s here.
With a name like KEYLIMEPIE , how could you really go wrong. I mean naming herself that to being with was a fucking win, not only is it a refreshing southern desert, all tasty…but it also makes me hungry to get up in her pie… She’s American, she’s bisexual, she’s got a bald vag and b-cup titties…she works the webcams over at DSFcams.com and she’s turned on by hands, hair and a beautiful mind, giving at least some of you some hope. Her expertise is fucking with your head, but i’m pretty sure, you can fuck with her right back…or at least masturbate to her. I’m a fan and that’s why she’s today’s winner! CLICK HERE TO SEE HER GOING WILD IN VIDEO WITH A GARDEN HOSE AND GARDEN TOOLS….WTF? So Good…. She’s amazing…ridiculous but amazing…. To Visit DSFCams CLICK HERE To Visit Her Page…. CLICK HERE
Some riot that happened after the US Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach, because you know how surfers are, real fucking angry, I saw Point Break, I know how it is, all tweaked out on meth, robbing banks and fucking with the FBI and shit…or maybe it is just cuz kids are punks, they get drunk, they get rowdy, and putting them all in a group leads to trouble, or maybe it has something to do Trayvon Martin…. I wasn’t at the event, since I don’t like crowd, but this brawler was, and he knocks out three people in a row and it is kinda funny….in a “at one with the ocean, into yoga, surf zen” kind of way…
When you’re a mom, even if you faked the pregnancy because your husband is gay and you’re actually a Brazilian tranny who doesn’t have the lady parts needed to make babies, but you do have the money to buy good prosthetics, to give the illusion that you do, because it’s good for business and for your husbands’ image…all bikini pics posted to the internet should look like this. Sure in Gisele’s case she’s got a rockin’ body, and seeing her body BIKINI BODY is hardly offensive even if she’s a “MOM”….but for the rest of you mom’s out there, polluting my internet feeds with bikini pics, you may want to stand in front of the sun and get washed out a little, it makes your saggy ass look better…. I’m just joking, I like looking at your saggy ass, but that’s just because I’m a pervert… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
The owners of Pizzeria Mozza on Melrose have released the Michael Hastings car crash video footage. For those of you who don’t know the story, Michael Hastings worked for Buzzfeed, but was better known for doing an article for Rolling Stone that ended up getting a high ranking General fired. He was rumored to being working on another article to expose something, no one really knows what, but that’s pretty much what I would want out of a journalist. The day he died, he emailed his co-workers saying he was being followed and had to go into hiding. Then at 4 am, he was driving down Highland Ave in Los Angeles going 100 miles per hour, hitting a tree and blowing the fuck up. The reason I am posting this is because in my lifetime of seeing car accidents, I’ve never seen a car explode, even going faster than this, hitting a fucking gas station. It just doesn’t make sense. It looks like there was serious foul play. It also looks like the “powers that be” wanted to keep him quiet, as he was a liability. There’s a lot of grey areas around this story, and I suggest you go research it, because it’s your right to protect your freedom. I’m just a Canadian watching from the sidelines confused…ask questions!!
Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s a model from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking, for fashion, the money is just more lucrative, and instead of making their 4 dollars a minute masturbating on webcam in some dungeon, they get paid 4000 dollars a day to shoot shitty catalog pictures I can’t even masturbate to because they photoshop out the nipples. The other nice thing about this whole VS Pink brand is that it is the gateway line to get girls in when they are young. So everything you see here is lingerie designed for 14 year olds, as the Illuminati and Hitler will tell you…get them hooked when they are young and they’ll keep coming back for more….it worked for McDonalds, and look how good that worked out for the obese nation of burger lovers…why not apply it to panties…awesome.
Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s a model from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking, for fashion, the money is just more lucrative, and instead of making their 4 dollars a minute masturbating on webcam in some dungeon, they get paid 4000 dollars a day to shoot shitty catalog pictures I can’t even masturbate to because they photoshop out the nipples. The other nice thing about this whole VS Pink brand is that it is the gateway line to get girls in when they are young. So everything you see here is lingerie designed for 14 year olds, as the Illuminati and Hitler will tell you…get them hooked when they are young and they’ll keep coming back for more….it worked for McDonalds, and look how good that worked out for the obese nation of burger lovers…why not apply it to panties…awesome.
NikkiValantDirect is the DSFCAM girl of the day…partially because she gets naked on the internet and puts on a hot little show like a hot little slut…but also because she’s 100 pounds with massive fucking tits….not to mention she’s a VIRGO…OMG…what can’t this girl do…according to her profile…not much…except ANAL, but like any girl, they can be easted into that. What a fucking babe and she Twerks… To Visit DSFCams CLICK HERE To Visit Her Page…. CLICK HERE
You can look at this from a few angles. The first is that cops are assholes and they assert force, usually unnecessary, and focus on the wrong issues, usually while breaking the laws themselves…but that’s a given, that’s why we call them PIGS and that’s why we hate them, they are fun killers…. Black people can look at this as Racial profiling, these white cops just have it out for black people, and they were such assholes they tackled a bitch… Or you can see it for what it is, bitch and her friends caused a scene, whether pregnant or not, the cops came to diffuse situation, bitch attacked the cops despite being pregnant, and they tackled her, and now they are trying to milk it for all they can…calling it racial profiling, obviously, calling it unneccesary force, obviously, yet so many pregnant people, black and white, asian and indian….haven’t been tackled by the cops…these people deserve it. I think she woulda been better off having a miscarriage, rather than an emergency C-Section, cuz people like this breeding is the fucking worst, and no not cuz they are black, but cuz they are ghetto as fuck and their kids will perpetuate that shit…provided it doesn’t get shot in a drive-by.
Here’s a little unwanted Nicole Richie, all grown up and winning the lottery that is life, unlike other unwanted kids of crackhead groupies….who are put up for adoption and sent to group homes, you know who normally end up whoring in the gutter…she’s gone Hollywood…thanks to a little Easy Like Sunday Morning money… And she’s looking amazing… Trust me….it pains me to say that, because she’s the fucking worst, but I guess the fact that she’s had some work done…from gastric bypass, to implants, to a new face, thanks to adoptive dad giving her everything she wants, to help her get over her drug addiction and feel better about herself, and now she’s out there making her own money…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE Wanting to fuck Nicole Richie fucks with my head….and makes me feel like this guy: