Helen Lindes was Miss Spain in 2000. That was so fucking long ago. That’s like some Y2K shit…before the internet really existed…before Technology blew the fuck up and took the fuck over…before we had devices that tracked our every friend, conversation, move, interest and google search on all of our bodies… She’s from a simpler time, before we were all chipped, and she’s still around…and she still looks pretty fucking amazing…in her bikini… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Sometimes, when you’re drinking, you come with ideas you think are awesome, that really aren’t, like taking a Machete to a fucking watermelon in some sort of backyard performance that should have ended worse for the idiot, because that’s what idiots deserve… I still found this fail pretty funny, but that’s just because I love when people fail. Whether it is falling down the stairs or slipping during some stunt fail, or their business collapsing, or even their marriage, life, relationship fails…I’m into it…cuz I’m not a fucking hippie and real life sucks, so it makes me happy when people learn that.
I wonder if seeing pics of Vanessa Hudgens excites anyone….like do dudes jerk off to this shit…I mean couldn’t they just google her nudes she took when she was 17…you know when she was advised to do the Traci Lords…and smut out while underage so all her nudes would be taken down and the scandal would make her household…I mean does an ex Disney star who was just fat in a bikini for Springbreakers, in shorts that aren’t even that shirt really do anything for anyone…you can just leave your house and see hotter bitches who don’t have Disney starlet attitude actually showing cameltoe and ass cheek…making this Vanessa Hudgens character as obsolete as I already knew she was… I’ll post it anyway…cuz I’ve already written this nonsense. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Girls are such bitches. So catty and out to get each other. Even best friends will fuck each other up, if it means comin’ out on top. I blame our animal kingdom genetic code of girls craving to be top bitch that all the dudes want to impregnate, you know fighting for the golden cum, makes them disloyal to each other…and to the dudes they are dating…cuz the second a better one comes a long, they shut it down and move on, it’s all part of them having no soul. This video is also one ofthe reasons I tell girls they should never wear underwear, because underwear are a liability. Sure, underwear protects pants from getting smeared up by pussies, forcing a bitch to wash her pants more than she otherwise would. But it also gets in the way of fingering a bitch on the dancefloor, or really anywhere….underwear creates a breeding ground for yeast infections, especially the cheap underwear the bitches I hang with wear, and when in skirts, pussy flashes become far less exciting when there’s a fucking wall of fabric blocking out the meat…. Not to mention, your cunt friends can wedgie you on a swing and put it on the internet…and no one wants that…even if wedgies can feel kinda nice against your clit.
I don’t care about dick pics, whether they are my own, a celebrities, a politicians, or just filling up the phones of girls I meet in bars and make show me the dick pics in their phone to see how slutty they are, cuz every girl has at least one dick in her phone. But I do care about sexting, whether it is a silly scandal involving people of interest, or whether it is just some slutty college girl, cuz everyone is doing it, it’s the whole basis of the internet and smart phones. It is why social media works, we are all self taught pornographers, we have all done this, and it is the only hope I have for society… If dick pics aren’t your thing, here’s the ass of the girl he was sexting, if I was a politician, I’d do better, hell I’m not a politician and I do better. Her name is Sydney Elaine Leathers, and she takes shitty selfies. Her pose is all wrong, and those high waisted panties, seriously? are you in your 40s bitch? I guess on the internet things live forever.
Jennifer Aniston kinda lost her appeal when she hit menopause. Seeing her hard nipples, even if she’s cast as a stripper, reminds me of when I see an old lady in the drug store buying her blood pressure medication, hit by the Air Conditioning. You know thick granny nipples, that have been sucked for generations, all thick and callused. But maybe she’s not that bad yet, I mean she’s sitting on the fence, a few hormone therapy treatments away from being knocked up, the uterus on the last legs, so it’s not quite a fetish to jerk off to her yet, but in a 6-12 months, motherfucker, you’ll be into granny porn, and that’s so fucking vile….not that you already aren’t…freak. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Selena Gomez turned 21, so it was only natural for her to be wearing a bra with a heavy underwire that she had her homies put on instagram, along with other pics of her cuddling up to some older dude, who is rubbing what is either her thigh or ass, because now that she is legal, she can rage out and get booze soaked, like a college coed, without all the education, because Disney cultivated her to be a robot puppet to brain wash your children, and keeping her as ignorant as possible is all part of their plan, she asks less questions that way. As much as I don’t really care for this chipmunk lookin’ girl who is bragging on social media that her video and song got more airplay that Jay-Z, in what I can only assume are Illuminati popularity contests, but I’m always down for drunk sluts causing scenes, even if they are annoying while doing it, especially when they are sex offenders who rape Biebers when Biebers are underage and only into cock.
The first and last 2 times I have posted on Frida Gustavsson , a 19 or 20 year old model from Sweden, who unlike most Swedish girls has small tits, and unlike most 19 year old girls, is making money modelling…and living the good life…probably fucking rockstars and famous people…polluting her vagina since no one uses condoms anymore…and climbing up the ladder before landing a topless video like she was Emily Ratajkowski propelling her to the next level of babe…but for now…she just kicks it in the bathtub in bathing suits for fashion..all wet and shit…pretty sleazy…cuz you know somewhere, someone is jerking off to this, and if you don’t believe me, email me and I’ll send you video proof.
I do not know if this Sarah Lane is the same Sarah Lane that has a Wikipedia page….I just know this Sarah Lane has huge tits. The Sarah Lane on Wikipedia was on G4TV when G4TV still existed…I didn’t bother looking her up to see if she had huge tits…but she does have a fan base of virgin loser nerds, who probably simulate weddings with her, and hold her on some pedestal she doesn’t deserve to be put on, but talks the talk that gets her there…you see cuz virgin losers like any girls who show any sign of interest in their nonsense obsessions….even fatties… I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I do know it is done properly..next time more nipple.
