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Courtney Stodden’s Tits Celebrate America of the Day

Nothing is more American than Courtney Stodden…and her quest for the American dream through fake hair, fake tan and most importantly, fake tits….coupled with a little tabloid fodder and scandal, a wallet fuck/gold dig, and most importantly, a love for fully exploiting and exposing herself for attention…you know you’d never see this in any Arab Country…and this is what your troops are really fighting for, not the rights to oil in countries they can overthrow…but Courtney Stodden and her go big or go home, American way…By this time next year, you won’t be saluting your flag, but rather this image of Courtney Stodden…God Bless America….

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Eva Amurri Bikini Top of the Day

Eva Amurri is the big tits and butter face that crawled out of Susan Sarandon’s vagina somewhere around 30 years ago…a poor little rich bitch who decided she wanted to make a name for herself, and instead of taking the Disney Roles her family friends would have given her out of sympathy, you know some Hollywood Handouts as Hollywood does…she decided to take a low level part where she put her huge natural tits out there on Californication…this is a girl with a trust fund, a huge inheritance, all the opportunity in the world, who could have done community theatre or some shit and never worry about rent, food or designer clothes…yet she decided to show off her huge natural tits…in a part that only really required that…and didn’t have any depth or need any talent beyond that…and for that..I guess she needs to be celebrated, even though she’s gone on to be married and have kids, because any rebellious rich girl who doesn’t give a fuck, or at least pretends to not give a fuck, is awesome when I get to see their tits… Here are some bikini pics she posted to the internet…

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Kendall Jenner in her American Flag Bikini of the Day

Just so you know, it isn’t perverted to post pics of a 17 year old girl with a long lean body, and a decent amount of athleticism, who aspires to be a bikini and lingerie model, who will get paid to be half naked, thanks to being from a household that learned the value of prostituting ones self if it is done properly… Not only does Kendall want to be seen, that’s why she does this, she’s milking her youth and seducing…but she’s only 6 months away from being 18, and from my memories of being 18, that’s really no different than being 17.5, the fact that you can’t bang her, is a law that really doesn’t make sense, especially with the hormones in the foot and girls getting their periods at 7 years old now, kinda making 17 the new 25… Not to mention, any girl you talk to will tell you that 17 is when their body was at its best, unless they were obese at 17 from eating their feelings cuz daddy touched them inappropriately, before turning to the sex trade in later years after developing a drug dependency, that made them shed the pounds…but we’re working off averages here and the average girl has a better body at 17 than now, it’s just a fact…deal with it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kendall Jenner in her American Flag Bikini of the Day

Kendall Jenner in her American Flag Bikini of the Day

Just so you know, it isn’t perverted to post pics of a 17 year old girl with a long lean body, and a decent amount of athleticism, who aspires to be a bikini and lingerie model, who will get paid to be half naked, thanks to being from a household that learned the value of prostituting ones self if it is done properly… Not only does Kendall want to be seen, that’s why she does this, she’s milking her youth and seducing…but she’s only 6 months away from being 18, and from my memories of being 18, that’s really no different than being 17.5, the fact that you can’t bang her, is a law that really doesn’t make sense, especially with the hormones in the foot and girls getting their periods at 7 years old now, kinda making 17 the new 25… Not to mention, any girl you talk to will tell you that 17 is when their body was at its best, unless they were obese at 17 from eating their feelings cuz daddy touched them inappropriately, before turning to the sex trade in later years after developing a drug dependency, that made them shed the pounds…but we’re working off averages here and the average girl has a better body at 17 than now, it’s just a fact…deal with it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kendall Jenner in her American Flag Bikini of the Day

Holly Peers for Page 3 of the Day

She’s not from America…in fact she is from the place you broke free from and the whole reason you have today off, if you have a job, which I doubt… As far as I’m concerned, her tits, despite being from enemy territory, represent all that is right in the Free World…and what better way to celebrate Independence Day, than staring at them…I mean sure you could always be at the beach, or pool looking at real tits, but you’re too socially awkward for that, so take these ones in….they are worth it…

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Ashley Benson in her Bikini Top of the Day

If you want to see Ashley Benson in a bikini, showing off her body that is not all that great, which is probably why she’s only showing off from the base of the titty up in her instagram pics, you can always rent Springbreakers, the shittiest movie of the last 5 years, where all the girls looked like shit…even though it had the most hype around it, all because it attempted to show Disney Stars sluttier in movies than we are used to, which isn’t that hard, considering prior to Spring Breakers, the sluttiest any of them got was eating fucking ice cream cones or pretending to have sex with Beiber, except for that Vanessa Hudgens slut, that one got naked in horribly planned, 5 o’clock shadow nudes that were about as erotic as a doctor’s exam, and not even a good doctor’s exam… They were some Christian friendly shit and now they are this…and I don’t find it interesting, cuz once you go slutty, bikini clad, having threesomes, you never go back, you can only go forward, meaning these pics should be her gaping asshole…it’s what makes sense…bikini tops are just too fucking Disney for this one…

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Ana Beatriz Barros in Bathing Suits for Harper’s of the Day

This is for Harper’s Bazaar Spain….and I feel like a few of these bathing suit pics don’t quite hit the mark. I mean 4 year old girls building sand castles at the beach show more skin…this is some “We’re moms in our 30s and can’t look like sluts with the other moms at our babies swim class” look…you know or it is like some orthodox christian, jewish or muslim, friendly bathing suits, because even they have to swim sometimes… Speaking of Religious women, when walking the dog, I saw a young Rabbi and his religious wife, who was wearing the wig, and skirt down to past her knees, in a little AMISH style collared shirt, looking relatively wholesome, so I stared at her tits, then back at her, and winked, to remind her what being a woman is all about, and that’s turning me the fuck on…even when you’re in it for God, wholesome as shit, I know deep down, there lives a slut…there always does… The good news with this shoot is that Harper’s Bazaar, got a little more european, and put her in a little less clothes, even if it’s not quite European enough for this pervert, I can always find a way to make it work.

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Ana Beatriz Barros in Bathing Suits for Harper’s of the Day

Lana Del Rey Probably Shouldn’t Be Wearing Short Shorts of the Day

Lana Del Rey, like so many girls before her, is proving a very known fact, at least to most men, and that is short shorts are not made for all pussy, but rather only a select few should be allowed to wear them… Bodies, especially when lazy and hard drinking, are not created equally…and that means, either should the length of their shorts…. Sure, I don’t mind looking at even the fattest bitch in short shorts, you know trying to understand what it is I’m seeing, you know trying to make sense of the whole thing, in a “what the fuck does she think she’s doing, she’s too fat to be in those, how did she even get them on, I guess that’s why the button is open and zipper is down, because she didn’t get into them at all, but yet she decided to wear them out in public…weird….”…situation. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER BUSTING OUT OF HER SHORT SHORTS IN A NOT SO HOT WTF IS SHE THINKING WAY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Nina Dobrev’s Bikini Continues of the Day

Nina Dobrev is up on the Audrina Patridge HOW TO MAKE YOUR VACATION LOOK LIKE YOU ARE 10 and RETARDED …but unlike Audrina she was clever enough to post a few bikini pics, because let’s face it, that’s all anyone wants to see. It’s like when I’m stalking vacation albums on Facebook, I don’t care about your fat friend being silly, or the lizard by the pool, or even the landmarks you visited, I don’t even like the bikini pics that are awkward and should have been edited out, I want all vacation pics, even if you’re fat, to be posed like a bikini model…I mean what the fuck are you girls thinking? Are you trying to get fans or dudes jerking off to you on Facebook or not…we can’t focus on your failures…. Here’s some little cunty brat from Canada and also from TV… living a better life than you…despite all that hard work you’ve put in at the plant all your life…kinda makes you feel like an asshole, doesn’t it.

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Miley Cyrus Cameltoe is the Hightlight of the Day

Miley Cyrus may not have worn a bikini to the pool party she went to this weekend, but she did may up for it by jacking her romper up her harder than it was a Hip Hop penis, because that’s what happens when your pants are connected to your shirt and your vagina is loose thanks the the execs at Disney getting at her at a young age…from being whored out by her parents, and now being whored out by herself, and I’m a fan of all her tight body does, even if these shorts are making me think there’s a little more meat in the sandwich than you paid for, not always a good thing.

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