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Lucy Pinder and Others in the “When Boobs are Big” Issue of NUTS of the Day

Lucy Pinder and some other Glamour models are in the “When Boobs are Big” issue of NUTS, which is pretty much every issue of NUTS, but I guess now they’ve got into naming them, in order to differentiate the same fucking thing over and over again. Not that it is a bad same thing over and over again, like fucking your wife on a schedule when really all you want to do is fuck your 18 year old Daughter’s friends, in fact it’s a good repetitive thing, because big tits never get boring. I just feel like it is an office joke, they know that all it takes is a couple big titty bitches, in a photoshoot, and dudes will buy, but they have to keep re-packaging it, so that people don’t just jerk off to the one issue they bought, you know keep it fresh, an with ideas like “When Boobs are Big” – I can’t see how they can fail.

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Constance Jablonski for H&M Lingerie of the day

I guess when Victoria’s Secret tests out a model to walk their runway show and doesn’t end up hiring them for campaigns or catalogs like they are Candice Swanepoel, it’s either because the model isn’t good enough for their requirements, or not desperate enough to get the work, take a pay cut, because you know the Victoria’s Secret girls, despite all the exposure they get from Victoria’s Secret marketing, are not as well paid as all the fashion models who book ALL the major campaigns, and not just one mid-range, Walmart quality, sweatshop made, middle-american underwear company. That’s why Victoria’s Secret hires all these chicks from the third world, they like the exposure and the Green Card, hoping to use it as a stepping stone, not unlike your Filipino cleaning lady, except maybe 3 feet taller ad more luxurious. That said, she’s working for the competition, who probably pay more and are probably a bigger deal to work with than Victoria’s Secret, despite what you probably think, and I think she looks tasty as fuck, even if I prefer WHEN SHE MODELS HER NIPPLES

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Constance Jablonski for H&M Lingerie of the day

Ana Beatriz Barros All American for Some Magazine of the Day

I don’t even know if these are pics of Ana Beatriz Barros or some other model from the same shoot, in fact, I don’t even know if I am posting pics of the same girl, white girls, even when from Brazil all look the same, more importantly, I have facial recognition blindness, cuz I am normally looking at their tits…. All this to say, whoever the model is, I like her weird as fuck poses and squatting drunk handicapped person who needs to take a shit stance… That’s porn to me.

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Ana Beatriz Barros All American for Some Magazine of the Day

Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Brasil of the Day

I’ve posted some of the pics from this shoot with Gisele…here are the rest…and she’s looking’ greasier than Tom Brady’s ass after a good old fashioned quarterback gang bang after he won the Superbowl….only probably less gay to stare at for the last 10-16 minutes…but I wouldn’t know because the Tom Brady anus video hasn’t been uploaded to the internet yet…

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Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Brasil of the Day

Sabrina Djuric in her Bathing Suit for Grazia Netherlands of the Day

Here’s another model I’ve never heard of named Sabrina Djuric modeling bathing suits with her long lean and amazing bathing suit body….that reminds me that so many girls I’ve seen in bathing suits, or even naked ar just so fucking flawed, it’s like looking at this I know “This is What It Is Supposed to Look Like”, I’ve been doing it all wrong all these years….

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Sabrina Djuric in her Bathing Suit for Grazia Netherlands of the Day

Nina Agdal Bikini Polaroids of the Day

Someone pulled up Nina Agdal’s polaroids from her agency and she looks way less Downs Syndrome than usual. Fascinating. I know.

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Nina Agdal Bikini Polaroids of the Day

Paris Hilton Modeling Lingerie Even Though She’s Old and Fat of the Day

Paris Hilton is way too old to be staging these kinds of shoots for herself, because you know no one hired her to be doing this. This is up on some bored housewife shit. Hiring a photographer for the day in efforts to feel sexy and glamourous while the husband is out fucking new , young pussy. I mean that is the world she was born and raised into, with her third or fourth generation rich parents too busy doing coke to parent her. It was the 80s people. It’s just too bad that she’s already lookin’ like a botoxed up, divorcee who runs around with her younger K-Fed arm candy, fatter than ever, but like she still matters….in Sears catalog caliber shoots…. Not that she ever mattered, but her trust fund hired the right PR person to make us think she did back in the sex tape era… All this to say, she’s the worst, looks like shit, and needs to save the lingerie modeling for Cora Keegan …she’s my favorite…in fact she’s the only one who matters…. Here are those horrible pics…if you look close enough…her vagina and/or uterus is hanging on for it’s life in one of the pics….and if you’re like me, it’ll make you laugh.. TO SEE PICS OF HER MAKING OUT WITH HER K-FED OF THE DAY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Girl Tries to Kill Herself Badly of the Day

This is a horrible way to kill yourself….I think she’s most likely just high and fucking with traffic for some kind of rush…more than actually trying to kill herself…because if this is a suicide attempt, she deserves to die for being so stupid and such a fucking failure and properly executing it. Not that I like kids to die, even if they are annoying as fuck, but I just hate seeing people fail at what they put their mind to, especially when it inconveniences other people… You see if I was driving, I woulda thrown the car in reverse and given her what she pretended she wanted….but I’m into giving….some would call me a modern day mother teresa…

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Ariana Grande’s Ass Cleavage Shorts for Instagram of the Day

These shorts are everywhere….every time I leave the house….as cleavage is the new tit cleavage and as awkward as it is seeing it on 14 year olds, even if 14 is the new 23 thanks to the hormones in the food, their annoying tween chirping makes it a fail, even when knowing by the time they are 18, those curves are going to probably be just fat… I don’t know who Ariana Grande, but she’s got fans, is on TV, is over 18, and is into showing off her new shorts, a harmless activity, that I am sure so many people have already masturbated to today, because that’s what she’s going for, she just doesn’t want the media to call her out on it. After much reflection – this picture is awesome.

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Ariana Grande’s Ass Cleavage Shorts for Instagram of the Day

Gisele Bundchen Hot Body for Vogue Brazil of the Day

I don’t think Gisele has a penis at least I don’t want to think she has a penis, despite what people used to say about her being from brazil coupled with her hard face….and more importantly what people said about Tom Brady and his locker room boners while his team was changing, boners he played off as just being excited he won the game, no one ever questions the Quarterback. I mean he could pitch anal in the shower as a team building exercise, and he probably did, and no one would turn him down…it’s up on some keep him happy, it makes us money, it’s not gay cuz we’re a team, and initiation rituals prepared us for this…. She’s showing off implants, something Tranny’s can buy, in a bathing suit for Vogue Brazil and I dig it….because once they have the implants, trannies are no longer just dudes with long hair..

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