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Newborn Baby Rescued from Sewage Pipe of the Day

Posted on May 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

China, the land of third trimester abortions, are now the leader in fourth trimester abortions, even if fourth trimesters don’t exist and are just you killing your baby after it is born because it is either inconvenient and gets in the way of your factory job, or worse, is not a boy…..middle America high school proms are pretty upset about being overthrown. This is a miracle video of the baby being rescued alive shortly after being born and flushed by its mother, thanks to neighbors complaining about crying. Next fucking level insane….

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The Hitler Tea Kettle is the LOLZ of the Day

Posted on May 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So JCPenney has a billboard promoting a tea kettle, which in and of itself, is the weirdest thing to buy a billboard for, I mean it’s probably a 40 dollar item and that billboard is probably part of a 100,000 dollar campaign….but even weirder it looks like Hitler. It has the hair, the moustache and is doing a Zieg Heil…. Maybe it was a coincidence, but I doubt it, they are either trying to brainwash us based on Hilter’s brain washing, that in the event you didn’t know, was pretty effective in making a country do insane shit he told them to do….or they are trying to be funny, to go viral and remind people JCPenney still exists. Either way, it is the LOLZ of the Day

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Beyonce Fan Slaps Her Ass of the Day

Posted on May 28, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Beyonce doesn’t like when her front row fans slap her ass. In fact she threatens to have them escorted out. Which is probably what he was going for, after sitting through a Beyonce concert. All those tight clothes on something that shouldn’t be in tight clothes. I am thinking he was actually hoping slapping her ass would cause a ripple effect that would end up getting the venue shut down, evacuated for fear shit would spill out of her spandex she’s squeezed so tight in, and drown at least a dozen people when it gets unleashed….I mean getting kicked out is more of a thank you than a punishment, the punishment is the whole moment of contact with such an evil force….I am surprised she didn’t appreciate the male attention, you know since her husband is out there banging out hits with Rihanna…..I mean usually when old hag wives get dolled up…the ass slap is the objective of the night, but I guess Beyonce’s just more into stealing your fucking money

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Ireland Baldwin in Her Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My good internet friend, 17 year old IRELAND BALDWIN ….who one day will turn 18, not that it matters, considering the hormones in the food have made her 18 many years ago at least in size and ability to get pregnant…it’s just a fact that girls today have more body in their teen year…and more importantly….that girls today have more interest in showing off their bodies…it’s the whole hitting puberty at 7 that made this possible. Thanks Diary Industry. So bikinis are smaller and smaller, bodies are curvier and curvier, and 6 foot 2 Ireland is lookin’ like a lot of fun on a Stand-Up Paddleboard something I assume her boyfriend taught her – since he’s a pro SUPer. You may find me perverted for posting this, but I figure at 17.5, she’s old enough, not to mention I was talking to a group of dad’s in the park this weekend, and they were all freaking out about their teen daughter’s friends who come over to swim during the summer, perving out while pretending to supervise….and they were far more perverted than me… Probably because I have the luxury of having a wife who is so fat she doesn’t say shit about me fucking other girls whenever I want. Unlike those other husbands with the teen daughters, who have opted to put their penis in purgatory – or at least prison….forced to fuck the same pussy daily….Depressing enough to make a dude jerk off to a 17.5 year old…something I won’t be doing because I like my women more experienced and 19…but I’m not gonna judge you for doing cuz we’re all fucking freaks…some of us are just more public about it.

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Miranda Kerr Stretching of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sure, this isn’t a pic of her naked, or a pic of her in an erotic downward dog, ass spread and farting as she exhales in total utter relaxation…..but it’s still a picture of her stretching it out, in ways that touch on the magical flexible stunts her long skinny body can do on my dick….which happens to be good enough for me…because let’s face it….I am easy to please….no seriously, if you saw my wife, you’d know what I mean.

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Trying to Look Down Miley’s Shirt of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus is probably the single hottest thing around. I say that because it upsets so many people who think short hair, don’t care, means a bitch has a cock, set of balls and is ready to back alley fuck you outside a gay club, giving you AIDS….while I know that short hair has no correlation to genitals, and in fact makes her face easier to imagine cumming on, you know since there’s no hair getting in the way….but maybe that’s just because I like bald women…from Cancer to Alopecia, I’m down…. That said, she’s thin, tight bodied, lovely as fuck….and never wears a bra…so call me a fag…while I stare at her titties….in something that is only gay if you’re in prison and the titties your getting hard for are on fat black dude who owns you……

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Candice Swanepoel Nude Instagram Pic of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel posted this picture of her totally naked on the beach in some tropical and luxurious place that she probably flew private to get to….you know on Vacation from her really hard vacation of a life….stripping down to her soul like some kind of hippie nudist who knows she’s got the hottest body around…unlike the nudists I see who think they have the hottest bodies around, but who are 60 plus in age and number of pounds overweight. It’s a lovely, artistic picture that would only be better if I was in it, mounting her, or at least masturbating to her, posed a little more spread assed. But I’ll take what I can get. You see Instagram has rules and she can’t afford to get deleted. We can’t afford for her to get deleted. We need her and her handlers filling our lives with her life…

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Kesha Drinks Her Own Pee for MTV of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think this is a big deal at all….I just prefer when girls are drinking my pee…. I am not a pee fetishists, but I’ve always found it funny to piss in girls faces. I am not the average American MTV watcher, and I am sure they are freaking out thinking this staged bullshit is so fucking gross…even though it is staged. I mean why the fuck does she suddenly have a container perfectly designed for her to pee in, like a female urinal or bed pan at the hospital, in order to pull off this stunt successfully. But the average American MTV watcher doesn’t think like that…in fact, I don’t think they think at all. The truth is, there are people who think you expel your nutrients and that drinking your sterile pee, that won’t get you sick, replenishes them. I don’t really believe that watersports pervert theory….but I am into squirting which is 99 percent pee…so maybe I am. All this to say, Kesha is an attention seeking fat chick no one should pay attention to, even if she’s smearing feces all over her cunt for the underbelly of twitter…. She’s useless and we can only hope this is actually bad for her and kills her off, even though I think it isn’t really pee. It’s too easy to fake it… What a cunt. This is what we call “No One Watches Our Show. No One Even Knows It Exists. Let’s Change That with PISS”….

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Marique Schimmel’ Nipples for Vogue Spain June of the Day

Posted on May 23, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Marique Schimmel is a model who is in the recent issue of Vogue France. A magazine I’m totally a subscriber on because you know France is the leader of fashion and that is the bible of what’s going on in the world…IT’S ALL THAT MATTERS….? What? Right….I don’t follow fashion, I don’t care about fashion, but since the 90s I’ve been jerking off to models, because fashion is the one mainstream way to get titties in magazines next to Mercedes ads, and titties on TV when titties weren’t allowed on TV, so it’s an industry, like the porn industry, but more luxurious and filled with hotter bitches, that gets girls paid to get naked….and as a lover of nipples, girls getting paid to get naked, especially tall and skinny girls, I guess I’m also a lover of fashion….despite the fact that I’m in soiled sweatpants, obese, unshowered and I’ve never spent more than 10 dollars on a pair of jeans…..because fashion brings the bitches….

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Cora Keegan is Victoria’s Secret’s Latest Abductee of the Day

Posted on May 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cora Keegan is a model who I have been asking to have my baby the last couple of days. She’s a hipster out of LA and she’s fucking hot and making moves….that Victoria’s Secret have got wind of, because they are some underbelly secret society, that have recruited her into their evil web of lies and deception…..because Victoria’s Secret is the lingerie version of that Castro dude in Cleveland….only instead of punching their pregnant bitches in the stomach, they put them in lingerie to win us over and sell more lingerie….and I’m only concerned about this because every job they give Cora Keegan, the less chance I have marrying her and having her babies…in our own Cleveland basement prison party…. Victoria’s Secret has won this round….

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