I have a dog….it is the only thing I actually love in this horrible world…because once you connect with a dog once…it’s fucking over for you…He’s been sick the last few days and it kills me on the inside… So seeing this clip of a woman being interviewed after the horrible Oklahoma tornado, talking about her dog, only to find her dog….will blow your fucking mind… Life’s not so bad, sometimes things workout….just not for me….but it’s good to know I have a heart….
Emma Watson is in W MAGAZINE and these are some of the pictures….boring fucking pictures…that luckily are exciting to her fans, because her fans are into Wizards and shit, making them not so into girls, or at least into fucking girls, but more into lusting after them in uncomfortable ways as they LARP….. You know she could be in a clown costume, mascot costume, just the idea that it is Emma Watson…the EMMA WATSON…from Harry Potter….makes them spontaneously ejaculate….I mean as far as they’re concerned they’ve been in a relationship for the last decade and her older familiar face…is all they want to know…and anyway they get it, they are stoked… While I’m more into nude fashion shoots. Call me crazy.
This is an awesome video for Galore Magazine…. It is a bit throwback tribute to the early 80s, in what I like to call the glory days of the porn industry and not just because I love bush…but because it wasn’t about throat fucking trailer trash and still had a little eroticism up in it…back when porn wasn’t so saturated throat fucking clips of every girl wanting to make 100 dollars….not that I am against that, but sometimes I like to remember what was… It is also a bit of a snuff film vibe. Either way, it makes me want to rip lines and jerk off, and that’s a good thing….Chanel Iman in lingerie being directed like a little slut…also a good thing… Click More to See the Video on Mobile…
No this isn’t a scene from a Horror movie, despite what her second belly button from all the Tummy Tucks is telling you, it is just Demi Moore in a bikini…. Sure she’s a zombie, or a frankenstein in her own right, only 10 percent of her is officially her, and the rest of her is modified thanks to modern science….because that’s what insecure, naturally ugly, slept her way to the top whores do to themselves….and sure she’s scary to look at, or to imagine what her vagina looks and feels like…. But she’s still in a bikini top, and I’ve jerked off to worse. Every now and then you need to put yourself to the test to see how low your masturbation can go… This may be one of those times… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Frederique Bel is in France…from France….and dressed like the French…because in France, topless is considered being clothed, and as much as Americans want to hate the french and mock their bushes, we should be embracing, and copying their lead when it comes to tits, because so often when I leave the house, I see a girl and think, shit, I’d rather see her topless, but it’s not allowed here….if only we were in france…they’ve got it all figured out….the girls even have anal sex on the first date….and don’t expect to ever see you again…because they just want to have fun….like Frederique Bel….in her titty dress….good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Frederique Bel is in France…from France….and dressed like the French…because in France, topless is considered being clothed, and as much as Americans want to hate the french and mock their bushes, we should be embracing, and copying their lead when it comes to tits, because so often when I leave the house, I see a girl and think, shit, I’d rather see her topless, but it’s not allowed here….if only we were in france…they’ve got it all figured out….the girls even have anal sex on the first date….and don’t expect to ever see you again…because they just want to have fun….like Frederique Bel….in her titty dress….good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I have no idea what’s going on here, it’s like bitch is screaming for the world to look at her, lifting her dress like a four year old at a wedding who wants people to look at her instead of the bride….you know attention craving….starving for a camera to look at her…all while covering up her Mexican corn tortilla filled gunt….if you look close enough you may see a tampon string…like she’s not old and menopausal….and really old and menopausal or not…I’m totally into more girls following her lead! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t know or care who Elsa Pataky is – but Women’s Health does and they decided to strip her down into a bikini and share her with the world, and I’m not complaining, I feel like every girl needs to be celebrated for her accomplishments by being stripped the fuck down…
I like the way girls dance in Russia. No wonder they are the hottest country for Mail Order brides. I mean I always knew that these intense girls, raised by communist parents, where amazing whether in the sex trade or the model game. I jerk off to cam shows and titty photoshoots alike…. I know people who have done the Russian mail order bride thing, and loved the experience until she took him for everything he was worth after threatening to kill him. It turns out that greatness isn’t limited to the Russian pussy I know and love, it’s just as amazing when they are just kickin’ it on the stoop
Christina Aguilera posted this picture to facebook and it is safe to say that it is either from a decade ago, before she decided to embrace her eating after her pregnancy and turn her 90 pound popstar self into 150 pounds of disgustingness that even her massive tits couldn’t overshadow….or it is photoshopped as hard as her team of talented graphic designers could to legally be able to still call these pics of Christina Aguilera. Unless her time off TV gave her time to reflect, hire a cook and a trainer and work at shit, because despite embracing her fatness, like all fat girls do, she probably actually hated it, like all fat girls do, and just wanted to be sexy again. The whole beefcake tank who loves cookies and cake didn’t translate so well on TV…. Either way, you can probably masturabte to this, since her belly isn’t hanging out over her skirt, a new and good look for her, even if it is a lie, something we should expect, since all women lie.
