I’ve been saying Kate Upton is an overrated pig of a girl who only gets work because she’s popular thanks to her big tits…..tits the rest of her awkward body have caught up to….. So, I just watched 10 hours of Kate Upton walking the runway to prove it and I was right, her sloppy belly slappin’ around in what is the least attractive thing in modeling….but for some reason, I know all you freaks will love this….all cuz of her tits… So when I used to say she was an Anna Nicole Smith in training, because I knew busty 18 year olds and they all ended up fat, I actually meant, she’s a fat Anna Nicole Smith, the glory days are behind her, she’s already ended up fat…. But watching her for 10 hours, is like a spiritual journey everyone should take, a horrible, flappy spiritual journey….
Nina Agdal is probably going to be on the cover of SI next year, now that Kate Upton has eaten her way to the top and they’ve milked her as much as they can before having to accept that her tits are exhausted and that there is no more milk to give….and the good news is that their second in line is this Nina chick, who although can look a little big in the forehead, you know like the kind of girl you’d find chronic masturbating on a short bus field trip to the museum, or wherever they take retarded people when they leave the institution, but her body, just fuckin’ wins….so much that I am posting her stupid bikini video promoting bikinis…even though I’m far more interested in her not wearing bikinis at all. I’m basic like that.
Nothing says classy hooker, quite like seeing a bitch work a pole…. Showing the world how she made it…not that she’s made it…but she’s done better for herself than most strippers.. A little throwback to what was….you know her skill set that got her to the top….like seeing a retired baseball player pitch a knuckle ball at a charity event…. Talents left behind but never forgotten….. And I’m just amazed she can lift her fat ass off the ground….she is a talent….no wonder she’s on TV… No wait, she’s on TV cuz she slept her way there. Good girl..
So Kim Kardashian fears what the general public has known for a long time and that is whether KANYE IS GAY . She’s even gone to the media about it. I mean you’d think him sucking her dick or more specifically her balls, while begging for her to cum inside his ass would have tipped it off….I mean that and the fact that he was having sex with her in the first place. Clearly, he’s not into women…. I mean he must have been shocked when he found out she was pregnant, you know humans aren’t supposed to get cows knocked up….and that’s why he ran to Paris, the straightest city in the world, to be close to his BFF, a gay guy who runs a fashion company called Givenchy….. I figure if you’ve banged a Kardashian, gay is the least of your issues and ultimately, what it comes down to is who cares about her and her bullshit stories or her staged bikini pics….She’s a nobody, she’s not hot and and we do not need to be seeing these. I get it, she got paid a lot of money to take these, and they were shot before she got really fucking embarrassingly fat, you know before really embracing pregnancy as her chance to be the fat chick she’s genetically coded to be, but that she’s been neglecting and fighting to be on TV….even though as far as I’m concerned…she’s been Paris Hilton’s fat mooch friend all along….no matter how much more successful she’s been. For some reason, I’m compelled to post them…and that reason is Kendall Jenner is in one of the pics….because she’s going to carry this barnyard family….especially now that the first round are old, tired, fat, and ready to throw in their 100,000,000 dollar a year making trash. Anything for attention with this bottom feeding garbage…. I guess we can all hope she dies during child birth. Fingers crossed. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
It’s safe to say that Aubrey O’Day knows her selfie angles. You know the kind of fat chick who knows how to pose for a selfie, because a selfie is the only photograph being taken of her, cuz she just doesn’t matter anymore, not that she ever did, but as far as she is concerned she did, you know DIDDY fucked her and all, that’s a big deal for some fat chick from Palm Springs…. She’s modeling a bikini for instagram, she’s not offensively fat, I don’t have to listen to her talk, so I’m okay with this shit…even if I hate everything about her….there’s just something about her not looking like a fat ditch pig…that makes me forget all the negatives…. She should keep this sucking in her gunt thing up…it’s the best she’s been…pretty much ever…even if I can tell she’s still a fat chick posing proper….and I hate fat chicks…
These pictures of Emma Watson at the airport are circulating – and people are saying you can see her nipples…. I don’t see her nipples. I am guessing the people who do are either Harry Potter nerd freaks who have been wanting this day to come so badly the last 10 years they’ve been watching her every move, coupled with the fact that they think they are fucking wizards….you know like you…you freak… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
In Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham, the girl who says she’s not a pornstar, despite being in a porn with a pornstar, and selling more copies of a porn movie than any pornstar around news….she is is heading to Florida for a meet and greet with her fans…at a porn convention…. Apparently, she will do anything for attention, including the Miami convention called EXXXOTICA. She’s going to be at the CLUB Magazine booth, where she’ll be signing autographs and making dreams come true for all her new found fans…even though she’s not a pornstar people. She just fucks pornstars on camera…. I mean, she might as well be embracing it, because it’s making her so much fucking money, and it is the one thing she’s done that people actually care about. So the thought that it was a one hit wonder doesn’t exist. Her porn will happen, just not again according to her, because everything she says is bullshit lies to get people talking, like that she’s pregnant with JAMES DEEN’S baby…… The world has seen her squirt and do anal…she might as well just roll with it, and I guess it looks as though she is and that’s a good thing, because I am a huge fan of her work You see, I’ve been promoting the exclusive clip from VIVID of her Squirting Scene all week. I’ve also watched the porn over and over again she’s fucking good, despite how unattractive her face and fake tits may be….she fucks on camera well. So if you are in FLORIDA this week, I want you talk to her for me, get some exclusive pics and video….and we can be friends for ever….I mean it is an awesome opportunity to prank her…. If you’re not in Florida this week, and no one really should be CLICK HERE TO SEE HER SQUIRT
Barbara Palvin is overrated. I don’t mind her but for some reason she just looks like a big Eastern European chick who could beat the fuck out of me, even if all models are massively tall freaks who in person cause fear in those near by, you know giants with good features that can take a decent pic, but that when not in pictures are freaks, well paid freaks who probably don’t realize they are freaks, cuz they get paid so well and are celebrated by the world who also don’t realize they are freaks, but instead makethem think that they are what girls are supposed to look like, while giving regular girls insecurities and a complex, leading to them being more willing to have sex with me, making me like models just the way they are….because indirectly, they get me laid…. Here are some pics of her for some Turkish magazine shit…
I have no idea who this chick is…and I am not just saying that….as I do sometimes when I can’t remember who a bitch is and I am too lazy to google her to see what her deal is….because I googled Katherine Damm and found nothing but shit on some Harvard Law professor or some shit, something I can safely assume is not what this girl is up to, who she is…but I realize none of that matters, because she’s topless on a beach…her titties bouncing as she runs out of the sea…and that makes her relevant enough for me…seriously…any girl willing to get naked for a camera is a girl I’m a fan of…from sexting to high fashion….porn to movies…I don’t care…just show me the nudity… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
What you probably don’t realize, because she hasn’t made all that much noise career-wise the last decade, is that Selma Blair, mom and star of such classic movies as Cruel Intentions, is that she’s actually 40 years old….so rockin’ a bikini with a t-shirt on is probably a good thing. I mean no one needs to see her mangled stretched out belly scars, leave that shit for her husband, who everyday has to ask himself why he went along with the whole making babies thing…because you know if she’s hiding the gunt, the cunt is probably worse off…..he could have just kept her a skinny little out of work celebrity….like she’s been the last 10 years….but instead he shot for the uterus and now his bitch wears t-shirts to the beach like a fat chick. Lucky guy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
