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Jessica Alba Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba, despite being a dirty mom of two, with a vagina that has probably been ravaged, thanks to being a mom of two, you know unable to grip a cock with no hands, thanks to the damage she put it through to trap a boyfriend, cuz celebs are insecure damaged vulnerable people with trust issues and daddy issues to begin with, so they pull gutter moves, just while wearing designer clothes…..still holds a soft spot in my heart, cuz she’s Jessica Alba and despite being that mom of two, still rock’s it in a bikini well into her 30s, a cut off date I’m usually pretty strict about, more old ladies need to look like this. Fact. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Robert Downey Jr Gangnam Style for Korea of the Day

So Robert Downey Jr is at the World Premiere of Iron Man 3 and they Koreans decided to try to relate to him the one way they know how – with Gangnam Style and he went along with it, in what is a weird fucking video, that I think is bridging the gap between the West and Korea, one horrible, internet sensation at a time. Not that North Korea is allowed internet….but maybe a spy will inform them that through dance, it will all be ok. Unless they find the whole thing racist and mocking their culture, which is kinda what I think is happening here.

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Frieda Pinto Slumdog Legs for Grazia India of the Day

Frieda Pinto from Slumdog Millionaire fame, who is dating Dev Patel from Slumdog Millionaire fame and has been for close to a decade, even if she’s theoretically too hot for him, culturally they are the same, and to fuck a white man would just bring up issues with her family, reminding them of when the British ran their country. I find the whole thing of sticking to your own kind racist. But unlike when white power people do it, it is racism that is never frowned upon. It’s like as a species, we accept that browns want to stick with browns, jews with jews and chinese with chinese, but the second you make a chinese, jew, or brown joke, you’re the fucking devil, meanwhile this Frieda bitch is the fucking racist, cuz she won’t let a Mexican up in her like this was a public bus in her motherland. What too soon?

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Frieda Pinto Slumdog Legs for Grazia India of the Day

Vanessa Hudgnes and Ashley Tisdale Hide Their Faces Together of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is some identity crisis who doesn’t really know what the fuck she is doing, or where she is going. She was puppet mastered by her mom as a kid, and has since gone through a series of WTF is she doing, from nude pics, to more recently getting into a bikini without going on a diet first in Spring Breakers, to this, following Ashley Tisdale’s face covering, cuz Tisdale has a bad face, thanks to botched surgery, while Hudgens should be taking advantage of the opportunity to be the hot one by association….you know like all those hot chicks next to fat chicks at the bar, who aren’t that hot when pulled from the fat chicks. Either way, who knows why she’s participating, probably to prove she’s still her friend and high school musical sister, after ditching the botched face for her Spring Breakers hype. Useless girls in hollywood, making too much money, hiding their faces, who cares. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Doirth Mous Still Naked for Terry Richardson of the Day

Dorith Mous is some tall model who has done random photoshoots for various brands and magazines, but who you have probably never heard of. But she’s trying, you know pushing her PR strategy, using her connections in the fashion scene to get shot by Terry Richardson, and by shot I mean by his camera while naked, to get noticed and attention. I can only assume that he’s also shooting loads in her with his penis, because model pussy is the whole point of being a photographer, getting them drunk and horny, telling them they are pretty and making them look good in pictures to get them lubed up, kinda thing. Not to mention Terry Richardson is top of his game, even if he’s full of shit, and that kind of thing is what makes girls groupie, hoping it will open doors and I’ve noticed her, so it must be working. Good strategy.

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Stanija Dobrojevic is Lookin’ Like a Good Hooker on the Beach of the Day

Stanija Dobrojevic is some Yugoslavian trashy hooker pussy on the beach lookin’ awesome and ready to be human trafficked as most USSR survivors are, it’s a cultural thing. I’ve never heard of her before today but I have fucked a Yugoslavian in the 90s, so feel like we get each other, My memory of fucking my Yugoslavian was that she peed on me once, so I peed back on her but more interestingly, I was fucking her from behind one day and she started to fucking groundhog, not sure it was a Yugoslavian thing, you know a flaring asshole with the tip of a hard shit poking out, but I do know it was a horrible, but not horrible enough to make me stop.

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Elsa Hosk Modeling Bikinis of the Day

I hate catalog shots, but I like Elsa Hosk. The other day I did a Round UP Of Her Best Topless Pics She Took While Paving the Way to Becoming a Victoria’s Secret Model ….because a titty model who aspires to be a lingerie model for the biggest underwear company has got to start somewhere and lucky for us, with this Swede, that somewhere involved nipples. Here she is doing some sideline work for some other bathing suit company, I am sure the handlers at Victoria’s Secret are going to be very happy happy about this. I fucking hat catalog shots, but Elsa Hosk, that bitch isn’t too bad.

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Beyonce Does Vogue Pantsless of the Day

Beyonce and her whole pants off party kick drives me insane. I just don’t get what this cunt is thinking. I guess it is just a delusion or her ego saying “I’m Beyonce, and Beyonce doesn’t need pants”. Or it could be her attempt to compete with the younger pussy out there who don’t wear pants, mainly Rihanna, the pussy who makes more money for Jay Z than Beyonce, the one who gets in the way of her feeling like the queen in his world, or the object of affection in his eye, this is like some catty black girl competitiveness that Beyonce may be winning cuz the media love her, but that anyone jerking off will say is a huge fail, and to keep those costumes for Rihanna, cuz these 30+ mom tree trunk legs are fucking garbage, no matter how much they are worth. It’s just a rich bitch abusing her power in a weird pantsless way. I’m not diggin’ it.

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Nicole Richie’s Horrible Panty Line of the Day

Nicole Richie is a horrible person, and not just because even her own mother didn’t want her and threw her in the fucking dumpster outside a Lionel Richie concert like it was prom, where luckily for her, Lionel Richie picked her up and raised her as his own, giving her all the things her crackhead mom couldn’t, pretty much a lottery ticket that has lead to TV roles, socialite status, drug addiction, lame boyfriends and baby daddies, and clothing lines…when all she was supposed to do was die of an overdose in the projects at 16….or end up on the streets sucking dick for 5 dollars…but instead, instead she’s fucking hollywood. But not Hollywood enough to not wear thick underwear to the gym. I’m guessing she’s on her period, or just has a leaky cunt filled with afterbirth, cuz whatever is going on here is fucking jokes, but then again the ass of a mom of two with gastric bypass surgery in leggings usually is, pantylines or not. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Road Rage to Start the Day of the Day

This is hilarious. I think this is staged, but the story is that this guy was trying to start a fight, slamming on his breaks, causing an accident, triggering him to go nuts. They are apparently in the marines, the driver a civilian, and the maniac raging, apparently gets arrested. I’m just not getting why this guy isn’t breaking windows. Or why the guys who hold him back, look like they are his friends, wearing the same T-Shirt, and hair cut, but maybe that’s just the style when you’re a marine…. It’s pretty funny.

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