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Heidi Klum Saves Her Son With Her Nipple of the Day

There’s some story going around about how Heidi Klum saved her black son, because apparently he got his ability to swim from his Father’s side of the family, but the more interesting side of the story, is that her big mom titty fell out of her mom bikini while in a moment of panic or crisis, because despite having 12 more kids to replace him, you know that she lined up in the event tragedy struck, like some kind of hoarder, at the expense of her vagina and its tightness, or a good planner…and the paparazzi, responded to the panic by taking as many pics as possible, cuz helping just leads to lawsuits in America, while taking pics leads to making unethical money. Here’s her nipple, on a breast beat up by breast feeding so many times, like a dog you see at the dog park after one too many litters, and I dig it. To See The Rest of the Pics FOllow this Link

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Mariah Carey is a Mermaid Sent from Heaven of the Day

I’d say Mariah Carey is a mystical creature sent from heaven with a voice of an angel designed to save the fucking world, but I’m only posting these pics cuz that booty, mom of 2 pushing 50, is fat and stuffed into a tight dress like a sausage, or my penis in a beer bottle, and for some reason I find it mesmerizing. Sure she was better in her bi-polar suicide insanity, cuz insane girls fuck better, but when it comes to Mariah Carey, I’ll take whatever I get….and usually ignore it…except for today…today…I’m down.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Beat the Fuck Up in a Bikini of the DAy

Here is Lindsay Lohan in probably the least flattering bikini pic of her career. Almost as bad as Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers. Which is a serious LOW point for Lohan and her awesome tits. She’s lookin’ wrecked I love girls who look wrecked. 98% of girls I have had sex with have been bruised the fuck up, lookin’ unhealthy as shit, all fucking weirdly shaped from self destruction, and if you hose them down with perfume, and ignore the fear of having your face eaten off by them, and just ride it out and hope they don’t steal your wallet and find out where you live, shit is actually a lot of fun, like a mini-adventure! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Vanessa Hudgens Instagrams a Bikini of the Day

If you’ve seen Spring Breakers, you will know that the shit was a whole lot of hype, the story was weak and unbelievable, and the entire thing was just sensationalized hype, thanks to Disney girls gone bad and a Director/Writer pervert gone mainstream. They recruited paparazzi on set and pushed this shit hard, but the real tragedy was that they didn’t push the girls to hit the gym hard a month or two before filming, cuz their chubby, untoned bodies in a bikinis, as exciting as the public found it, was hardly inspirational, that’s why I’m gladded this Hudgens Pudgens is strategically taking bikini pics fro her social media, so that her gunt doesn’t get exposed, to help keep her fantasy alive to the furry twat lovers, (that’s what we call her fans like Gaga calls her fans Monsters)

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Emily Osment Instagrams a Bikini of the Day

It upsets me that no one has done any background or investigative research into my allegations that Emily Osment is just Haley Joel Osment dealing with falling off the deep end when no one thought he was cute anymore, you know when his appeal as the young boy in all the Steven Spielberg movies fizzled out thanks to puberty, leaving him sitting at home trying to mastermind how to pull this shit together and have a second chance, leading to some Amanda Bynes in She’s the Man / Jonathan Brandis in Ladybugs / pretend you’re a girl, pose in your bikini cuz dudes are blinded by bikinis, and ride out your fame for a few more years…..I guess no one bothers, cuz he’s always in a bikini, which goes back to my previous point, guys are blinded by bikinis, and that’s all that fucking matters, until you end up going home with him after a lot of drinking only to find he’s pre-op , not that that would stop you, it’s not gay if there’s titty….

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Khloe Kardahian in a Filthy Fucking Panty Flash of the Day

I wasn’t expecting fancy lingerie on Khloe Kardashian, despite being a Kardashian, and whore is in their blood. I was expecting a dick, something that despite not loving dick on women, you know, not quite a fucking tranny fucker unless there are no other options and I’m dying for a cheap blowjob. You know in an ignorance is bliss and I’m not willing to actually discover whether bitch is a tranny or not. Where I just pretend the wig is real and the stubble is menopause… A dick, I would have been happier to see than these weird shorts, or spanx, or whatever the fuck she’s got herself harnessed into. They look like they are for medical reasons, even to cover up testicles while giving a cellulite free look….and I just hate smoke and mirrors. Bitch, you’re disgusting in or out of these shorts, you aren’t fooling anyone into thinking otherwise, and if SPANX are the new DUCT TAPE, just take them off and be your chunky, beast self, dick, balls, cellulite and all….stop the fucking lies you Kardashian demons from hell. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsay Lohan’s Awesome Titties Get off a Helicopter of the Day

As much as people hate on Lohan, I’ve always been pretty loyal to her, or at least to her amazing tits. I believe that as much as she’s fallen off, and as much as she’s raped her career, there is still hope for her, or at least for her tits. To inspire, to create, to achieve greatness or at the very least to be masturbated to. She may be an ex-text-buddy, old facebook friend, ex-twitter follower to me…gone but never forgotten…because these tits, are fucking legendary and if they are in fact fakes, as rumored for many years, they should be a mandatory purchase for all women, because that one thing will make life a better place, because I know that Lohan’s tits make my life a better place. Here they are getting off a helicopter, spilling out of her dress, legendary/ TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Happy Easter from Courtney Stodden of the Day

I can’t hate Courtney Stodden, even if I hate most things Hollywood, because she’s young and vibrant like the girl I feel in love with at the bus stop, in her amazing tight little leggings with her amazing tight little booty from the hormones in the dairy…but more importantly, she’s funny, she doesn’t take herself seriously, she’s got herself very low level famous, and she’s doing it by lookin and acting like a stripper, I mean that in itself makes her the best thing ever. Here’s her easter video. She’s amazing….in all her throwback to strippers from the 90s glory.

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Elisa Lasowski Titties in Game of Thrones of the Day

I don’t watch Game of Thrones, but people on my social media do. I hate sci-fi fantasy shit, it has always made me feel awkward. I figure it’s probably by lack of imagination, the fact I like having sex and socializing with girls, and possibly my autism, that just doesn’t let me get into shit with fairies and wizards and trolls, in fact, just writing that annoyed me…but people fucking love the shit, and I guess as they say, there’s something in everything for someone, cuz they do show titties and TV show with titties, even when not a TV show I’d watch, is a TV show for me to at least see a clip of…and here is that clip.

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SoCal Val and Traci Brooks in a Locker Room Photoshoot of the Day

It amazes me that wrestling, in all it’s fucking stupidity, still exists. Hicks and rednecks and closet case social awkward idiots still flock to their TVs to watch grown men play fight, like it was the 80s and real fighting wasn’t televised. It just makes no sense. The only thing that does make sense about the shit is not THE ROCK, or Stacy Kiebler, but the fact that they cast these stripper bitches for the trash to flock to and jerk off to, when they pin them up in the ring to grind around like a backyard mud wrestle, without the mud. So I don’t know who SoCal Val or Traci Brooks is, but I am sure 90 percent of people in a trailer park do, which means you. So here are some pics of their photoshoot. I don’t find them hot – but they are naked and sharing a towel, as poor people do, so here are the pics.

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