Apparently, Heather Graham lives and all it took was putting on a bikini to get that message out to us. The great tits from the late 90s and early 2000s still exist, a decade older and sloppier, but less sloppy than you’d probably expect. I just prefer getting reminders that involve more nakedness and less being 50 fucking years old… Now let’s fucking celebrate by forgetting I wasted my time posting this and drinking as much as we can without dying. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Ireland Baldwin isn’t 18, but she’s gonna be a babe when she grows up, in 6 fucking months, when she turns 18, not to mention already legal in Canada, unless she wants to strip or do porn or buy smokes, but not all that perverted to lust after cuz in 6 months, she’ll look and act the fucking same, it’s not like some fucking revelation filled with wrinkles, maturity and life experience is gonna happen. Not to mention kids get their periods at 7, fuck by 12, and have seen more porn than you have since they were raised on the fucking internet, making those 6 months almost just formality…. Her parents Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger…I’ve already fought with Alec Baldwin on social media for reserving a date sometime next year with her, because Alec Baldwin doesn’t like me on Social Media. We’ve gone back and forth a few times, the latest over his daughter, a daughter who he publicly shat on during his Divorce, leading to the hope of daddy issues, because I love Daddy issues, especially when they look like this.
Hana Jirickova is some up and coming model who I think is pretty fucking lovely. I have no idea where she is from, but she looks like a communist place where her parents once waited in line for toilet paper, but that has turned into a place with the most billionaires per capita, obsessed with designer clothing and all things expensive, making for the girls to be fucking bratty cunts. Not that Hana Jirickova is a bratty cunt…but she is humping a tree for Vogue Mexico and that shit is probably the equivalent to doing gang bang anal porn that is bottom of the barrel, just to get a name for yourself…the fashion version. But at least she’s doing Vogue.
Panty flashes are better when there are no panties, or when the panties are stained, or when there is a wet spot from leakage, pee or squirt. Especially when they are on Eva Mendes, the token hispanic babe with great tits they pulled out of a life of single mom stripper and gave the life of Hollywood to, because I would expect a better performance out of her, you know based on her historical relevance to the fucking world. You know a legacy built on being a babe in movies we all want to fuck. The kind of girl who shouldn’t be flashing panties, but instead should be flashing labia. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I guess we’ve come to that point in the world where social media internet stars have become celebrities in their own right. Their youtube channels are making them 100,000-300,000 dollars a month, people love them, and they may not be on actual TV or movies, but they might as well are, in a DIY way. Sure they remind me how much I have failed at the internet, since being on it since the late 1990s and being abrasive and hated by all, but at the same time, they inspire me and remind me that there will be countless other opportunities in life I miss out on, and there’s something really depressing, yet inspiring about that. Justine Ezarik – iJustine – in a Bikini….why the fuck not.
There are some bitches that I am into even when clothed. Brazilain supermodel Isabeli Fontana is one of them bitches. I mean shit, girl could be wearing a snow suit, her vagina under 15 layers of clothing on some arctic adventure, and I’d still jerk off to the little skin I do see between her goggles and nose. She’s about that good.
There are some bitches that I am into even when clothed. Brazilain supermodel Isabeli Fontana is one of them bitches. I mean shit, girl could be wearing a snow suit, her vagina under 15 layers of clothing on some arctic adventure, and I’d still jerk off to the little skin I do see between her goggles and nose. She’s about that good.
Zoe Aggeliki is a hybrid model from Greece and Sweden, because sometimes mixed race doesn’t mean black seed in white or asian uterus, but can mean white seen in white uterus. The interesting thing about this mix is that Swedes have huge tits and Greeks love anal, making her a lot of fun at an all night sex party. She’s been modeling since she was 16. She is 19. Apparently, she’s worked her way in with some producers, probably via her vagina, as that often is the case, and she’s been getting some acting jobs, none of the movies have come out yet, but she was a contender for The Hunger Games, meaning she may be the next big thing in Hollywood in a couple of years. So think of this as a preview, a Glamourous, cleavage filled preview I want to ejaculate all over before it becomes to famous and Hollywood to me, you know never answering my calls, deleting me off facebook, cuz I am a bad look. It’s happened so many times before. I guess we should all go look for her topless modeling shoots, cuz i am sure they exist somewhere, and I am too lazy to look.
Zoe Aggeliki is a hybrid model from Greece and Sweden, because sometimes mixed race doesn’t mean black seed in white or asian uterus, but can mean white seen in white uterus. The interesting thing about this mix is that Swedes have huge tits and Greeks love anal, making her a lot of fun at an all night sex party. She’s been modeling since she was 16. She is 19. Apparently, she’s worked her way in with some producers, probably via her vagina, as that often is the case, and she’s been getting some acting jobs, none of the movies have come out yet, but she was a contender for The Hunger Games, meaning she may be the next big thing in Hollywood in a couple of years. So think of this as a preview, a Glamourous, cleavage filled preview I want to ejaculate all over before it becomes to famous and Hollywood to me, you know never answering my calls, deleting me off facebook, cuz I am a bad look. It’s happened so many times before. I guess we should all go look for her topless modeling shoots, cuz i am sure they exist somewhere, and I am too lazy to look.
The fact that Hayden Panettiere has this weird cult following of virgin fan boys is weird to me, but not as weird as when I visualize her getting fucked by her 6 foot 6 boxing champion boyfriend, who could have a mico-penis, making it a comical clown car experience, something Hayden the circus freak is probably used to, but who could just easily have a massive cock that breaks her in half, reminding her of a time when her mom used her in a sex ring as a child, the way her vagina likes it. Well, turns out they are getting married…because that’s what people do for some weird reason I’ll never understand, much like how I will never understand how Hayden has a fan base. BUT I FIGURED I’D USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO POST MY HAYDEN PANETTIERE ARCHIVE OF BIKINIS, BRAS, MIDGET JOKES I like making things about myself like that….
