The fact that Hayden Panettiere has this weird cult following of virgin fan boys is weird to me, but not as weird as when I visualize her getting fucked by her 6 foot 6 boxing champion boyfriend, who could have a mico-penis, making it a comical clown car experience, something Hayden the circus freak is probably used to, but who could just easily have a massive cock that breaks her in half, reminding her of a time when her mom used her in a sex ring as a child, the way her vagina likes it. Well, turns out they are getting married…because that’s what people do for some weird reason I’ll never understand, much like how I will never understand how Hayden has a fan base. BUT I FIGURED I’D USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO POST MY HAYDEN PANETTIERE ARCHIVE OF BIKINIS, BRAS, MIDGET JOKES I like making things about myself like that….
Myleene Klass is an older mom, who was once a popstar, but who is now out doing errands, because she’s worth a fucking fortune, and that’s what rich people do But more importantly, she’s bending into her car, in leggings that don’t have enough fabric to contain her ass, cuz like so many middle aged moms, she’s still rockin’ a size small, when maybe it is time to size up, but no one likes to admit they are getting thick, and that fabric is seemingly forgiving, until some asshole snaps a pic, and you realize the window to your soul and your success is on blast. I see this almost everyday, it is the best side effect from leggings, other than just being leggings, all vagina hugging and amazing. IF THIS IS PORN TO YOU AND TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Elyse Taylor is an awesome model from Australia, the land of cool as fuck, hot as fuck, drunk as fuck women with accents I want to bounce on like a kangaroo with my dick….She was the face of O’Neill last year, she’s done shit for Vogue, Tommy, Estee Lauder…and most importantly…my dick, right now, in these pretty much nude….with bush, my favorite, photos for Purple Magazine……She’s a keeper…the kind of girl I’d mail my sperm to and hope she uses for some pregnancy shit like a lesbian couple…No H8…Prop 8……let’s scissor. I just squirted.
Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel in bikinis…together….like this was a Victoria’s Secret shoot, but really it is on their spare time, and they are doing it for free, is like a doctor on Doctors Without Borders, or a lawyer doing pro-bono work in the ghetto, or a fucking pornstar fucking you for free. It almost doesn’t make sense, but it is a glorious experience, that feels like you may have won the fucking lottery to make it happen. I mean shit, to book these girls to do this in front of you is probably 10k each…and here they are doing it for free….amazing….especially Candice ass…my god, this is the best pic ever. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I have never heard of Gemma Arterton or Byzantium, but apparently, it is a movie, and she is in it, and these are the promo pics, and she’s in her lingerie, and that may be all we need to know. I have actually done posts on her before so I lied, I have heard of her, And seen her tits , but I don’t remember that shit I did this morning, let alone posts I’ve done in the past, I’ve been at this too long, and all titties are starting to look the same… Even if some titties deserve more love than I give them, like these Gemma Arterton titties…in movies with stupid names…
Last week, I posted a couple of sets from this James Houston “Natural Beauties” campaign that I think is tied into some charity, because when you attach your softcore erotica photoshoot to a cause, it seems less perverted…. These girls, think they are showing their ass and titties for the better of man. Without realizing that the end result, that titty picture is the exact same as if she was posing like this for a cup of soup cuz she’s down on her luck and willng to do anything to live another day…. Her name is Guinevere and I assume she’s a model…but more importantly, I’ve seen her titties…
Clara Alonso is a Spanish model who did the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008. A Victoria’s Secret immigrant model you’ve never heard of because I guess she didn’t make the cut for their evil empire to become one of the angels, because she probably didn’t pass their insane test, or maybe she was a spy trying to crack the code that is the billion dollar, shitty quality underwear brand….but she has gone on to do lingerie campaigns for other people, and more importantly, this shoot for GQ Russia, where she’s seducing me like a mail order bride, even though she’s not from Russia…she’s just does their magazines.
Miley Cyrus released a Twerk video in a Unicorn jumpsuit last week and the world went nuts, because clearly we are all bored as fuck and don’t have much else to worry about, but also because Miley’s a bit of a tight bodied babe, from a spoiled Disney past, who during her quest to find herself and stay hip, has been hanging with rappers and spending time on the internet, learning about what the kids her age are into, like some kind of alien locked in her house, unable to interact with normals. And thank god for that, because her twerking has stuck, and she’s making it a thing, and here are more pics of her getting into the Twerk…something we’ll be seeing hundreds of girls who woulda otherwise never twerked start twerking…it’s the power of celebrity used for good. I thought twerking was done, but I guess it’s just going mainstream and I love that Miley’s mom is on this, I wouldn’t mind watching that Billy Ray Sperm eating Uterus retirement plan get down. TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER IN THIS OUTFIT LOOKING LIKE A PRISON INMATE I WOULDN’T MIND BEING PRISON RAPED BY FOLLOW THIS LINK
There is a movie called Bath Salt Zombies, that apparently is barely a fucking movie, but does have an IMDB Page , even if based on these shots, the budget looks like it may have been 30-75 bucks. Since there are tits in it, when really there has to be tits in any movie that looks this shit, even if the tits are on some busted up and broken down no name called Erin R. Ryan, who will probably remain a no name, cuz she’s gross and her tits are gross, but who will always have this genius legacy to share with her kids and grand kids about the time mommy starred in what could be a funny movie concept, but that was just a fail At least they kill her off…I mean she’s a little gremlin don’t feed her after midnight. Here’s the awesome budget clip….the worst.
Here is the Ultra Music Festival – Live Stream for those of you not in Miami Raving, because you’re too busy sitting at home depressed, not getting laid, a total sad case. If you are like me, you are probably self conscious of very little….but one thing you do pay attention to is whether you are starting to lose your hair. Not that it is the end of the world, but just another strike against your already hurting life. So why not do what you can now to stop it while you can, before your male pattern baldness goes into a weird, awkward, unmanageable place…..but first you need to educate yourself. 1- What Causes Hair loss – 95% of all cases are caused by genetics….genetics that trigger your testosterone (DHT) to attack your hair follicles on your head. 2- What are the remedies available – There are prescription pills that have side effects like lower sex drive…because that’s what the pills do…they hit you where you don’t want to be hit, lowering your T-count, or your Dihydo-Testosterone count, which is the hormone causes hair loss. There is also popular hair shampoo that stimulates the hair follicle and keeps it in the “growth phase”. It also comes with side effects from unwanted hair growth in other body parts, as well as headaches and even heart palpitations….sounds awesome right? Expensive chemicals that sound horrible…. There are also natural products developed by dermatologists on the market, like REVIVOGEN that work really well in the early stages of hair loss. Meaning if you have been losing your hair slowly over the last 3-5 years, this product has been scientifically proven to stop further hair loss and even regain hair already lost…in as fast as 3 months. Doctors even recommend it. These options, like REVIVOGEN have no side effects, are all natural and work. It is definitely worth trying! Studies have shows an 85% success rate in as little as 3 months! It’s a minor investment to save your balding ass head! Quit fucking around. Save yourself. To find out more FOLLOW THIS LINK
